LPG Price increase...

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Requesting you all to continue paying more and more for LPG cylinders because my master Mukesh Ambani wants to own a man-made island constructed out of diamonds. Please do adjust. I know I was doing dharnas when Congress raised LPG prices by a few rupees but now, when there’s a hike of a few hundred rupees, I want you all to STFU. Stop bitching you kanjoos b*st*rds…soliders are dying at the border and you can’t pay a few hundred rupees more for gas cylinders? Do as you’re told or the terrorists win. I have already told my bhakts to go online and argue that India is a Free Market Economy and that this hike is due to Current Account Deficit. Because, before we came into power, India was a socialist economy that didn’t partake in international trade.

I know I promised you Achche Din but my Gujarat model of development works on the trickle-down effect. What that means is that if we let Mukeshji drink the blood of aam aadmi today to his heart’s content then there’s a chance that someday he will buy every Indian a glass of lassi. Now isn’t that something to look forward to?

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Deal Major Deal Major
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Opened desidime
Went straightaway to DnD section to read something interesting
Opened this thread
Said F*** word
Closed DD
RIB (resting in bed)
lol

Deal Major Deal Major
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Enapster.. comment was not for you, but for news.
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Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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अच्छे दिन मुबारक, भक्त तो गोबर खा कर काम चला लेंगे| B.J.P. सरकार बिल्कुल बवासीर की बीमारी की तरह हो गई है,

दर्द सब को है, लेकिन बताना कोई नही चाहता ! ! !

Deal Major Deal Major
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so whats next – media already predicting big bjp win in all coming elections…. no opposition

Rajya sabha also getting in their hands
sad

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Entertainer Entertainer
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Now what will happen to “Make in India all Chinese dishes campaigns”? wink

Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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What stupidity. This comes when something like haj subsidy remains. Wah re wah!

Benevolent Benevolent
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But all income tax payers should be happy because I see many multi millionaires enjoying these subsidies and pay no IT just because their income is not on paper unlike salaried.
So better indirect taxes raised and all subsidies removed, possible bring down IT more for lower slabs.
They should come up with idea like u own a car no subsidy kind of thing.
Of course no subsidies to even corporates and religious trips…etc No support for NGO as well all these are misused to 99%

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