Possible ways on how to die young (kindly read as Don'ts by suitable modification)
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I just got sacked
I just got sacked from my job with the Samaritans.
A guy called Abdul phoned and said:
“I’m lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come".
I said: “Remain calm and stay on the line" . . .
A wise man was asked:
“What’s preferable? Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?”
The wise man replied:
“Definitely Parkinson’s. Better to spill half a peg of Scotch than to forget where you kept the bottle!!”
If you are married,
go kiss your husband or your wife.
If you’re not, go kiss the ground and
thank God that you are not MARRIED !
When asked, “What can I do?"
I have found the answer frequently by rearranging the question into the answer:
Do what I can."
Take your heart to work.
Integrate, what you believe, into every single area of your life.
Do what you believe in and believe in what you do.
All else is a waste of energy and time.
Never Think Hard about PAST,
It may bring Tears…
Don’t think too much about FUTURE,
It may bring Fears…
Live this Moment with a Smile,
It brings Cheers.
A poignant thought
When a person is in trouble, all family members & friends stand by his side…
The Best example is -
“The Marriage Album”
Life Can Be Good with Wisdom in Your Heart
One of the hardest things about life is that, sometimes, they wear you down a little, make you tired. Those are times when we need to hear the right words, the right thoughts, to bring us back into balance and reaffirm our belief in ourselves. But no matter the situation, life lessons are always welcome, and wise words are always good to listen to, internalize and get inspired by.