Teasing Answers (Bakwas Band Kar)

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Terrible English by PT sir:

1) There is no wind in the football.. Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes

2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?. Face with stuck-out tongue and tightly-closed eyes

3) You rotate the ground 4 times.. Flushed face

4) You go and understand the tree. Flushed faceFlushed face

5) I’ll give you clap on ur cheeks.. Face with cold sweat

6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father. Face with cold sweatFace with cold sweat

7) Close the window airforce is coming. Face with tears of joy

8) I have two daughters and both are girls.. Face with tears of joyLoudly crying face

9) Stand in a straight circle.. Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes

10) Don’t stand in front of my back Face screaming in fearLoudly crying faceLoudly crying face

11) Why Haircut not cut..? Dizzy faceDizzy face

12) Don’t make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor Face with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joy

13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here? Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat

14) You talking bad habit Grinning face with smiling eyes

15) Give me a red pen of any colour. Confounded faceFace with cold sweat

16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink? Loudly crying faceLoudly crying face

17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin. Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye

18) Both of u stand together separately. Face with stuck-out tongue and tightly-closed eyesFace with stuck-out tongue and tightly-closed eyes

19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!! Face with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joy….

Santa and Banta went for fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa: ‘I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.’
Banta: ‘Yes I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.’
Santa: ‘You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?’

Fed up of people making fun of him, Santa decided to change his religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant. One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to the confessional unattended, he called Santa D’costa (his new assistant) and asked him to cover for him. Santa told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to stay with him for a while and learn what to do.
Santa joined the priest and followed him into confessional. A few minutes later a woman came in and said, ‘Father forgive me for I have sinned.’
Priest: ‘What did you do?’
Woman: ‘I committed adultery.’
Priest: ‘How many times?’
Woman: ‘Three times’
Priest: ‘Say two Hail Marys, put $5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more.’
A few minutes later a man entered the confessional. He said, ‘Father forgive me for I have sinned.’
Priest: ‘What did you do?’
Man: ‘I committed adultery.’
Priest: ‘How many times?’
Man: ‘Three times.’
Priest: ‘Say two Hail Marys, put $5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more.’
Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the priest could leave.
Santa D’costa was now alone. A few minutes later another woman entered and said, ‘Father forgive me for I have sinned.’
Santa: ‘What did you do?’
Woman: ‘I committed adultery.’
Santa: ‘How many times?’
Woman: ‘Once.’
Santa: ‘Go, do it two more times; we have a special offer this week, three times for $5.00.’

@farzimaal @Troll @hese

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Nice sentences-

3 Easy Ways to Die:

Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.

Love someone truly – You will die daily.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD after Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY

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7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

8. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

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