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You must have seen the jokes on 9x channel, here is to remind them
I would have given him 100%...
This person is a genius!
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A In his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page
Q3. Hudson River flows in which state?
A. Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A. Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a Man go eight days without sleeping ?
A. No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A. Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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👉एक दुकान पर बोर्ड लगा हुआ था..😃👇
जिस पर लिखे हुए शब्द..👇
“ग्राहक हमारे भगवान है..🙏
और
भगवान को हम उधार दे इतनी हमारी औकात नही” …
😝😂👆😜
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An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while…..,Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, “So, how’s it going down there?”
Satan says, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God is horrified.
“What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake—he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”
God says, "Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.
“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and from where are you going to get a lawyer?”
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Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
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Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: don’t look, I’m changing.
3. Doctor to patient: I’ll be using an iPhone app to do your surgery from the golf course.
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Pink on Amitabh’s Mind ?
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