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10 Struggles You Face When You Are Living With Flatmates

Living with your family is usually a hoot. That’s because you know
your family through and through. There are no surprises in store. But
living with your folks is not always possible or feasible. There are times when
you have to move out of your home and live with flatmates. And that, my friends is
not a simple walk in the park. Here are a few struggles we face when we live with flatmates.

1. When you live with flatmates, anything you put in the fridge is
liable to magically disappear without notice.
And the best thing is that no one owns up to it.

2. Sharing a toilet is always hell.
Because managing bathroom time is a bit like travelling in the Indian Railways.
If one train is “delayed,” the whole system goes haywire.

3. Then there’s always that one room-mate who never pays
his/her share of the rent on time.

4. Some flat-mates like using your stuff without your permission.
A friend of mine once saw her room-mate open her almirah, rub shampoo
into her dry hair and bolt into the bathroom.

5. If you hire a cook, get ready for a tug of war over what
the menu will look like.
And the probability that everyone will reach an agreement is as
high as KRK saying something intelligent.

6. There are times when you’re not exactly in the mood to party and your flatmate
decides to go throw the party of the century on the very same day.

7. When all you want to do is catch some Zzz’s but a flatmate wants to
have a life-changing conversation with you. Right now.

8. And God forbid if you get stuck with someone who has never heard of
the word “hygiene” and messes up the house like a filth-tornado.

9. When your flatmate’s family comes over and you have to
act sanskaari all of a sudden.

10. If you have a TV in your flat, most of your time will be spent
fighting over the remote than actually watching something.
-————-

@Plato would u like to share a room with @asoka or me ?*

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:

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10 Struggles You Face When You Are Living With Flatmates

Living with your family is usually a hoot. That’s because you know
your family through and through. There are no surprises in store. But
living with your folks is not always possible or feasible. There are times when
you have to move out of your home and live with flatmates. And that, my friends is
not a simple walk in the park. Here are a few struggles we face when we live with flatmates.

1. When you live with flatmates, anything you put in the fridge is
liable to magically disappear without notice.
And the best thing is that no one owns up to it.

2. Sharing a toilet is always hell.
Because managing bathroom time is a bit like travelling in the Indian Railways.
If one train is “delayed,” the whole system goes haywire.

3. Then there’s always that one room-mate who never pays
his/her share of the rent on time.

4. Some flat-mates like using your stuff without your permission.
A friend of mine once saw her room-mate open her almirah, rub shampoo
into her dry hair and bolt into the bathroom.

5. If you hire a cook, get ready for a tug of war over what
the menu will look like.
And the probability that everyone will reach an agreement is as
high as KRK saying something intelligent.

6. There are times when you’re not exactly in the mood to party and your flatmate
decides to go throw the party of the century on the very same day.

7. When all you want to do is catch some Zzz’s but a flatmate wants to
have a life-changing conversation with you. Right now.

8. And God forbid if you get stuck with someone who has never heard of
the word “hygiene” and messes up the house like a filth-tornado.

9. When your flatmate’s family comes over and you have to
act sanskaari all of a sudden.

10. If you have a TV in your flat, most of your time will be spent
fighting over the remote than actually watching something.
-————-

@Plato would u like to share a room with asoka or me ?

Mere saath aisa hota tha →

1) Fridge – Paani bhar deta bhai, bottle ka dhakkan kahaan hai, butter kab khatm ho gaya, kaunsi wali bread nayi hai, Whiskey ki bottle koi fridge mein rakhta hai kya.

2. Toilet – bhai, flush kar diya kar kabhi, turds are swimming.

3. Rent – Mere Pitaaji ki note ki factory jo tera rent main pay karunga, rent de de bhai, fir makaan maalik free fund mein suna ke jaata hai. Bijli wala fuse utha ke le gaya tha, watchman se 100 Rs mein doosra lagwaya.

4. Bhai bina pooche saaman leta hai toh le le lekin baad main laa ke wahin rakh, mujhe dhoodna padta hai.

5. Hum bas fokat main BC karte rahenge aur woh Shiny Ahuja ne try bhi kar daala. Doob maro Saalo.

6. Rent dene ke Paise nahin hein, Cigarette aur Daaru ke fataak se aa jaate hein. Karta kya hai tu? Aur teri Girlfriend mujhse teri buraai kyun karti rehti hai, main kya tera Guruji hun yaa mujhpe flat hai? Try karun kya..

7. Utth jaa bhai, tera mobile alarm meri need tod deta hai. Aur apni gf ko mat laaya kar, subah subah T- Shirt Pajama pehan ke rehna padta hai

8. Yeh kamini Bai ne Kachra fenk diya kya? Kal maine cigarette ki Dibbi chupaayi thi us main

9. Aunty Uncle kab jaayenge? Bata diyo station cchodne main jaaunga. Pichli baar Uncle-Aunty ne 500 Rs diye they jaate jaate.

10. Bhai, bahut yaad aayega yeh ghar aur tu, chhod ke jaane ka mann nahin kar rahaa 😖

@Plato wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:

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10 Struggles You Face When You Are Living With Flatmates

Living with your family is usually a hoot. That’s because you know
your family through and through. There are no surprises in store. But
living with your folks is not always possible or feasible. There are times when
you have to move out of your home and live with flatmates. And that, my friends is
not a simple walk in the park. Here are a few struggles we face when we live with flatmates.

1. When you live with flatmates, anything you put in the fridge is
liable to magically disappear without notice.
And the best thing is that no one owns up to it.

2. Sharing a toilet is always hell.
Because managing bathroom time is a bit like travelling in the Indian Railways.
If one train is “delayed,” the whole system goes haywire.

3. Then there’s always that one room-mate who never pays
his/her share of the rent on time.

4. Some flat-mates like using your stuff without your permission.
A friend of mine once saw her room-mate open her almirah, rub shampoo
into her dry hair and bolt into the bathroom.

5. If you hire a cook, get ready for a tug of war over what
the menu will look like.
And the probability that everyone will reach an agreement is as
high as KRK saying something intelligent.

6. There are times when you’re not exactly in the mood to party and your flatmate
decides to go throw the party of the century on the very same day.

7. When all you want to do is catch some Zzz’s but a flatmate wants to
have a life-changing conversation with you. Right now.

8. And God forbid if you get stuck with someone who has never heard of
the word “hygiene” and messes up the house like a filth-tornado.

9. When your flatmate’s family comes over and you have to
act sanskaari all of a sudden.

10. If you have a TV in your flat, most of your time will be spent
fighting over the remote than actually watching something.
-————-

@Plato would u like to share a room with asoka or me ?

Mere saath aisa hota tha →

1) Fridge – Paani bhar deta bhai, bottle ka dhakkan kahaan hai, butter kab khatm ho gaya, kaunsi wali bread nayi hai, Whiskey ki bottle koi fridge mein rakhta hai kya.

2. Toilet – bhai, flush kar diya kar kabhi, turds are swimming.

3. Rent – Mere Pitaaji ki note ki factory jo tera rent main pay karunga, rent de de bhai, fir makaan maalik free fund mein suna ke jaata hai. Bijli wala fuse utha ke le gaya tha, watchman se 100 Rs mein doosra lagwaya.

4. Bhai bina pooche saaman leta hai toh le le lekin baad main laa ke wahin rakh, mujhe dhoodna padta hai.

5. Hum bas fokat main BC karte rahenge aur woh Shiny Ahuja ne try bhi kar daala. Doob maro Saalo.

6. Rent dene ke Paise nahin hein, Cigarette aur Daaru ke fataak se aa jaate hein. Karta kya hai tu? Aur teri Girlfriend mujhse teri buraai kyun karti rehti hai, main kya tera Guruji hun yaa mujhpe flat hai? Try karun kya..

7. Utth jaa bhai, tera mobile alarm meri need tod deta hai. Aur apni gf ko mat laaya kar, subah subah T- Shirt Pajama pehan ke rehna padta hai

8. Yeh kamini Bai ne Kachra fenk diya kya? Kal maine cigarette ki Dibbi chupaayi thi us main

9. Aunty Uncle kab jaayenge? Bata diyo station cchodne main jaaunga. Pichli baar Uncle-Aunty ne 500 Rs diye they jaate jaate.

10. Bhai, bahut yaad aayega yeh ghar aur tu, chhod ke jaane ka mann nahin kar rahaa 😖

@B@R_0_0_D bhai mera naam @Plato ke sath na joda karo. Dil Garden Garden ho jata hai

@asoka wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D bhai mera naam @Plato ke sath na joda karo. Dil Garden Garden ho jata hai

Yes. @Plato is such a nice flatmate.

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:

@asoka wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D bhai mera naam @Plato ke sath na joda karo. Dil Garden Garden ho jata hai

Yes. @Plato is such a nice flatmate.

@asoka wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:

@asoka wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D bhai mera naam @Plato ke sath na joda karo. Dil Garden Garden ho jata hai

Yes. @Plato is such a nice flatmate.

Grihasti basalo uske sath

Nako baba.
Enf. Work in hand.

Let him go to share the flat with @@Spok@@ till one of them kills another.

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The most meaningless word—competition

We consist of 10000 trillion cells. They are helped by bacteria of various varieties whose number it appears is ten times the number of our cells. The bacteria have their own DNAs.Right in every cell there are the mitichondriums, independent organisms that extract the electrons from our cells to provide the electric power that fuels our life.

The mitochondrion has its own DNA.
A gigantic system of cooperation, coordination, symbiosis, synthesis, and auto-poesis happens among the trillions of DNA timetables of the organisms in us with our own DNA.
If these organisms and our cells compete and fight, we die. For them competition is not possible. Each contributes its micro role.

Darwin’s dictum, the survival of the fittest is not only misinterpreted, but actually the misinterpretation is implemented, leading to what is called the social Darwinism or the triumph of the rogues. In ecology there is no competition. There are only complements—things that complete.

The worst effect of this concept of competition is in Economics, where a huge super structure of unreality has been built as equilibrium analysis, monopoly, duopoly, oligopoly, poly-poly…, my God, the tentacles of the unreality have been made real—the reality of basic unreality. They have created the economic man, a mechanized phantom who has no emotions! Can economics be cut from human psychology? How are the functioning economies different from the actions we see in mass psychology?

The very concept of competition has created the stampede of greed, leaving no place to the basic human character—altruism.

Is it not high time to remove egoistic selfishness as the fundamental base of economics? Instead of equilibrium analysis can we not have cooperation, coordination, team spirit etc analyses—say the social synergy analysis? After all, competition ultimately means, the act of depriving the others and cornering for you everything.
According to James Lovelock, our Earth is a living organism. Living organisms need health. After all when a person dies, 1, 00,000 trillion bacteria in him also die, a mass extinction. Now what is the system of life of the organism—-Earth? Frankly we do not know. But within us, lives sprout because we are living. Those life forms actually help us in living. A dead body also creates the putrefying bacteria. Now what are we doing, the work of making the living earth live or doing the putrefying work? Where is economics taking mother earth?
YM

Wedding Ring

· At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
· The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

Gold coin for staff

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