What was your 'Aaj toh maut se mulakat' moment

The moment when exam results are going to come (Offline exams)😂😪

When the neighborhood aunty caught me peeping 😥😩

P_A_N_K_A_J wrote:

When the neighborhood aunty caught me peeping 😥😩

what were you looking for ??😬

P_A_N_K_A_J wrote:

When the neighborhood aunty caught me peeping 😥😩

For me it was when she smiled back! 

Floriya wrote:

what were you looking for ??😬

🐒🐒🐒

1) when I was a kid I fell face down in a mud pool. I drowned. I was pulled by my friends.

2) Then our rented car hit a bike n then a big stone carrying truck. The truck was not in speed. All fault was car driver’s. It was a Maruti Omni, literally a tin coffin. 😞 Front of the car was a gonner. Driver n helper walked away spotless. I was asleep peacefully in pure ignorance. Ignorance is a bliss n not many can afford. 🙂

3) I have survived 3 malaria infections. I was in critical condition.

4) I was learning to drive. The problem was I was only 8/9. 😭 So, it was obvious that nobody wanted to teach me. I the stupid underestimated the power of M&M 4×4/Jeep. I just turned the ignition, put the gear. I copied our driver’s activities. I would have mowed down 4 people. I was lucky. I was a good student(I used to ask billions of questions. All were WH questions). So, I safely parked the jeep. 😞 

5) While learning bike I almost drove into a truck. My shoulder was shaking. Then I crashed near my house. I was a gonner that day.

6) Got hospitalized because of an ampoxin overdose. I would have died that day. I had blisters in my nether regions. A doctor n his band of all girl students came n examined me. I died there because of shame. They were very professional n kind. 

7) I had a paranormal encounter. 😭

8) Covid happened. My lungs failed. 

actually everyday is a near death experience. A lot of people experience stroke in toilet. That’s because blood pressure drops when one sits n stands up. If some debris/clot is there in our blood vessels we might be sitting on a time bomb. 😞 Same situation is with our Indian roads. Anything can happen. 

When almost about to caught red handed while watching p**n.😂😂

no doubt it’s a new experience and definitely i fight with maut and ask him “bhai thoda time de dosto k sath party kar lu, fir le chalana”

when I was cycling and at the same time shot circuit on the road just beside me and a burning wire moved near from my bicycle and I rid my cycle very fast and went directly in a Temple. Thank god I was saved. 

bikidas2060 wrote:

1) when I was a kid I fell face down in a mud pool. I drowned. I was pulled by my friends.

2) Then our rented car hit a bike n then a big stone carrying truck. The truck was not in speed. All fault was car driver’s. It was a Maruti Omni, literally a tin coffin. 😞 Front of the car was a gonner. Driver n helper walked away spotless. I was asleep peacefully in pure ignorance. Ignorance is a bliss n not many can afford. 🙂

3) I have survived 3 malaria infections. I was in critical condition.

4) I was learning to drive. The problem was I was only 8/9. 😭 So, it was obvious that nobody wanted to teach me. I the stupid underestimated the power of M&M 4×4/Jeep. I just turned the ignition, put the gear. I copied our driver’s activities. I would have mowed down 4 people. I was lucky. I was a good student(I used to ask billions of questions. All were WH questions). So, I safely parked the jeep. 😞 

5) While learning bike I almost drove into a truck. My shoulder was shaking. Then I crashed near my house. I was a gonner that day.

6) Got hospitalized because of an ampoxin overdose. I would have died that day. I had blisters in my nether regions. A doctor n his band of all girl students came n examined me. I died there because of shame. They were very professional n kind. 

7) I had a paranormal encounter. 😭

8) Covid happened. My lungs failed. 

actually everyday is a near death experience. A lot of people experience stroke in toilet. That’s because blood pressure drops when one sits n stands up. If some debris/clot is there in our blood vessels we might be sitting on a time bomb. 😞 Same situation is with our Indian roads. Anything can happen. 

If you don’t have any problem then please elaborate point 7😬

Foodie wrote:

If you don’t have any problem then please elaborate point 7😬

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Koi Hai 💀💀💀💀💀💀👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻😱😱😱😱

Admitted with COVID in hospital , condition bit serious … and people dying in adjacent rooms …. was like aaj to number ayega . 

saymyname78 wrote:

Admitted with COVID in hospital , condition bit serious … and people dying in adjacent rooms …. was like aaj to number ayega . 

What was your CT score during Covid ?

Floriya wrote:

what were you looking for ??😬

is raaz ko raaz hi rehne do🥺🥺

Time_Travel wrote:

What was your CT score during Covid ?

HRCT severity score : 21/24

RTPCR CT value :  14

When my gf met her friend who was also my gf

And both shared pic of one’s bf (me) 🤐

I was crossing GT road in my village with bike

I clearly saw both side and decided according to speed of truck that i will cross the road.

in between this my brother behind me started wait wait wait.. OMG i slow down my bike and almost 1-2 sec margin i crossed  😔

Ots14 wrote:

When my gf met her friend who was also my gf

And both shared pic of one’s bf (me) 🤐

And you are still alive ?

Went home for holidays, moved my then gf messages, contacts, photos from phone to backup sd card, instructed her not to call and also not to talk unless she hears my voice first.
While returning back, my mom was about to check my purse, suddenly I remembered that my then gf photo was still in it. Ran and snatched it from mom’s hands citing I misplaced ticket reason. Luckily I was on time.

bikidas2060 wrote:

1) when I was a kid I fell face down in a mud pool. I drowned. I was pulled by my friends.

2) Then our rented car hit a bike n then a big stone carrying truck. The truck was not in speed. All fault was car driver’s. It was a Maruti Omni, literally a tin coffin. 😞 Front of the car was a gonner. Driver n helper walked away spotless. I was asleep peacefully in pure ignorance. Ignorance is a bliss n not many can afford. 🙂

3) I have survived 3 malaria infections. I was in critical condition.

4) I was learning to drive. The problem was I was only 8/9. 😭 So, it was obvious that nobody wanted to teach me. I the stupid underestimated the power of M&M 4×4/Jeep. I just turned the ignition, put the gear. I copied our driver’s activities. I would have mowed down 4 people. I was lucky. I was a good student(I used to ask billions of questions. All were WH questions). So, I safely parked the jeep. 😞 

5) While learning bike I almost drove into a truck. My shoulder was shaking. Then I crashed near my house. I was a gonner that day.

6) Got hospitalized because of an ampoxin overdose. I would have died that day. I had blisters in my nether regions. A doctor n his band of all girl students came n examined me. I died there because of shame. They were very professional n kind. 

7) I had a paranormal encounter. 😭

8) Covid happened. My lungs failed. 

actually everyday is a near death experience. A lot of people experience stroke in toilet. That’s because blood pressure drops when one sits n stands up. If some debris/clot is there in our blood vessels we might be sitting on a time bomb. 😞 Same situation is with our Indian roads. Anything can happen. 

You said ignorance is a bliss but you remembered everything since childhood.just ignore or erase worst happenings and remember only good times.btw i didn’t even remembered fully what was happened yesterday 🥃 😃..

saymyname78 wrote:

HRCT severity score : 21/24

RTPCR CT value :  14

It was quite serious bro 😲.Thanks GOD you survived.Long Live Bro 🤗🤗

Ek baar raate ke waqt cycle pe market ja Raha tha . Tabhi achanak se bich road me pata chala ki petrol khatm hone wala hai aur aas paas koi cycle Store bhi nahi hai par tabhi ek admi Mere pas aya aur bola bhai lift dedu. Me jhat se uske sath baith gaya aur apna scooter wahi chod Diya. Wapas dekha to mera cycle waha tha hi nahi. I was so scared too much

Ots14 wrote:

When my gf met her friend who was also my gf

And both shared pic of one’s bf (me) 🤐

Haters will say it is fake

singh.sourabh818 wrote:

Ek baar raate ke waqt cycle pe market ja Raha tha . Tabhi achanak se bich road me pata chala ki petrol khatm hone wala hai aur aas paas koi cycle Store bhi nahi hai par tabhi ek admi Mere pas aya aur bola bhai lift dedu. Me jhat se uske sath baith gaya aur apna scooter wahi chod Diya. Wapas dekha to mera cycle waha tha hi nahi. I was so scared too much

Cycle, petrol, cycle store, scooter, cycle…

Ki chal raha hai paaji ?

rajarew wrote:

You said ignorance is a bliss but you remembered everything since childhood.just ignore or erase worst happenings and remember only good times.btw i didn’t even remembered fully what was happened yesterday 🥃 😃..

Bhai, ignorance and memory are two both different things. Ignorance is temporary, memory is permanent. My memory is kinda very strong. I remember everything. My ignorance is because of innocence. 🙂🙂🙂 Once lesson is learnt I kinda remember it.

Went to Tawang with family. On the way back, got stuck in on road for about 3 hours near Sela pass, with continuous snowing, narrow road, tyres skidding on snow and steep drop just on the side of the road. Even the driver got afraid. 

I took friends scooty to meet my cousin. It’s been 2-3hrs and my friend started calling back for scooty.
I drove back to my place at high speed at a point scooty was going to skid and i thought peeche se lorry aa rahi hey aur mey girunga and Gaya kaam se.
But some how scooty stabilised and i stopped aside for a moment and from that incident i drive consciously and slowly

Time_Travel wrote:

When almost about to caught red handed while watching p**n.😂😂

Caught by whom? Teacher, parents, wife, friend

raman12 wrote:

Caught by whom? Teacher, parents, wife, friend

Bhai aap ko kitne log pakde