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What will you do .. if u become a India's PM for a Day ?

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Do you Remember this Guy .. CM for a Day in Nayak movie!!

Just created this thread to share one’s view and thoughts.

There are many things to do .. but what will you do at first stuck_out_tongue.. can share!

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Do you Remember this Guy .. CM for a Day in Nayak movie!!

Just created this thread to share one’s view and thoughts.

There are many things to do .. but what will you do at first stuck_out_tongue.. can share!

Dimer of The Year 2021 Dimer of The Year 2021
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Will remove reservation for once and all
Wingman Wingman
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Our prime minister is already doing a great job. There is no need for me to step up to his role joy
Benevolent Benevolent
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Will abolish reservation/cap petrol/diesel prices/create more jobs/build better network/improve infra & healthcare services/will actually create smart cities/will take share markets to a new high sunglasses /invest in renewable energy and the last point but not the least will spread the message unity in diversity and not aatmanirbhar bano hushed

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Avant Garde Avant Garde
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Amazon add money offer ko wapis launga stuck_out_tongue

Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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Aaj pta chala ki Amazon ke offers PM ke approval pr hote h😀
Deal Captain Deal Captain
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Ok, after everyone got their chance, I'll bring back Reservations AND have separate electorates for Dalits and Adivasis. Educate. Agitate. Organize.
Tech Guru Tech Guru
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1) No candidate can run for PM twice. In fact no candidate can run for any political post twice. Tenure will be reduced to 4 years.
2) All traffic offenders have to pay 500/lt and 400/lt for petrol and diesel respectively. I will withdraw jail and fine. I will hit there, where it hurts the most. (Jaga dekhi maribi, solid maribi. @Topsey @LIMBO @Simbha3 ) Aadhaar will help us to implement it.
3) Driving license has to be updated every 4 years. And mandatory driving tests have to be taken. If one fails three times, one will be barred from having a driving license for life. People over 70 years old will not be allowed to drive any geared motorcycle or 3-4 wheeled vehicles.
4) Everyone in country above 40 year old will be asked to undergo medical tests. (diabetes, retinopathy, vascular disease, colonoscopy etc) People from lower income group, whose annual income is below 5 lakhs/anum will be given special subsidies.
5) High speed internet 2GB/day (min) will be allowed to children from 12 year old to 18 year old. Special subsidies will be given on highspeed fiber connection.
6) I saw drugs of lifestyle diseases like diabetes cost a lot. A pen of Mixtard 30 comes with a price tag of 512. Same case is with Acrapid and Lantus. All three are insulin used to regulate diabetes. I will make sure that half of its expenses (and similar drugs. Ask a doctor for names of expensive yet important drugs.) will be born by govt and public companies.
7) Spitting, urinating, defecating, putting trash on roads, vandalizing properties will attract 200 rupees extra while filling the fuel tank/ gas cylinder booking. If repeat offender is caught, a psychological evaluation will be done. If necessary, free medical support will be given. Otherwise disciplinary action will be taken against the perpetrator.
8) I see a lot of geriatric people complaining of advancement of technology, such as online bill payment, ATM card usage at ATMs, making a call using smartphone, using whatsapp, using a laptop to skype etc. A lot of people are out of job. So, I will ask people above 60 year old to make a donation of 30 rupees per month to a new fund. This fund will make small scale organizations across cities and villages. Their sole purpose will be to give technical assistance to elderly people. If they want a personal executive, they can hire one personnel. And camps will be arranged every weekend to educate people regarding smart device operation, online payments etc.
9) I see a lot of hatred towards people’s own mother tongue, especially in places like Odisha. So, I will make sure every school going student, from primary grade to matriculation grade, has to communicate at least half of school hour using mother tongue. Already a lot of books have been written in local languages. They will be promoted. For every book purchase, people will be given a special discount in bill payments.

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Discontinue 2000rs note
Do some changes in Reservation section it will be minor but the impact will be huge.
Standard Minimum wage mandatory so company can’t exploits their employee
approve Pulwama incident investigation
fake news spreader -straight to jail harshly applied to celebrity Politician and media.
many more

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Great!!

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Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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Scrap Income tax, apply gst on all products, increase all by 30.4%. Provide gst refund same as benefit given to tax payers(atm).
And tax to be treated as definition of tax, not as charity, subsidy or other out of scope meanings

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Will extend my tenure for next 5 years first and then think of what to do next stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes

Commentator Commentator
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Flat 80 % off on all websites sunglasses

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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Lolzzz! Yes Petrol/Diesel has hit century, GDP has been going down for last decade, Unemployment is highest, Corruption is rampant, Entire media is doing Bhajan, People are slipping below poverty line, Economy has been plummeting, Health and education are accessible only to the rich, the list is endless… and PM is doing a good job. biggrin biggrin biggrin

Super Stud Super Stud
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If I became PM then Katrina Kaif will be the first Lady it will be massive upgrade from amit saha sweat_smile

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Pro tip to read messages:
Keep scrolling by looking at # of likes on right.
If it’s in double digit, comments are worth reading joy

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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सभी कटे फ़टे नोट तत्काल प्रभाव से कानूनी रूप से अवैध घोषित कर दूंगा। sunglasses sunglasses

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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Of I become pm than never do Hindu Muslim etc,only one nation one religious

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Nice!

Deal Hunter Deal Hunter
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Remove item songs from movies.

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Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Sabse pehle man ki baat band karunga.

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Want to write more, but thought sirf likhtey rahunga toh ek din chala jayega… Btw it is PM for 1 day… stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye sweat_smile laughing joy

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Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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1. I will make EDUCATION AND HEALTH COMPLETELY FREE, vis-a-vis increase Basic Tax Rate to 25% of total income and higher income group to 50%, Gift Tax to 50% – Standardise one GST, if not then Remove Completely!

2. No Reservations any where – only based on MERIT

3. Anybody found Cheating and Guilty, FRAUD, etc – Permanent BAN / Cancellation of License for 5 Years – whether in any field.

4. Standardization of Licensing for every Profession, eg, every Doctor will need to Register on Central Medical Portal and Registration Number will be issued and verified ONLY through it. NO INTERFERENCE OF STATE. No fake practicing like homeopaths / ayurved giving Allopathy medicines, else point 3 applicable.

5. No BAN / RESTRICTIONS in trading any product, commodity, currency (including Crypto), foreign exchange, etc. Completely at the risk of the trader and trading platform. For trading platform, not limited to point 3 but additional fine applicable depending on the size of fraud.

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Will utilize all the benefits and allowances available to get my house and premises renovated, fill full tank fuel, stock household stuffs and will also add my name to few lists where I will get pension. Last but not the least, will take 1 crore from PM Care Fund. Thats it.

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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Scam

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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I will implement military rule
Live for nation die for nation

Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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Will make some minimum qualifications must to be a politician.. and there would be an entrance exam types test to be selected for every position in cabinet…a score from local bodies from there in case of new politicians and in case of repeatedly selected politicians scores on the basics of there previous work would be counted

cz: Its much important to select a good politician than changing a single thing within a day cz ultimately they will run our country after me
Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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@Rosh_0007 ne Aag(Hotness) lgakar rakhdi joy joy fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire

TS: fire fire triumph

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Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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ye log 5 sal me kuchh nahi karte . ek din me kya kar paonga

Budding Star Budding Star
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Me as PM

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Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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Remove reservation, remove caste based religion based subsidies. stop giving away freebies like free houses , free food.

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First of all to stop and cancel all pension of all who are elected by election no more pension for samaj sevaks
Is se shayad desh ka kharcha kum ho jayega aur us paise se kuch desh ka kuch to achha  kaam hoga

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I think you should not cancel Military officers pensions!

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Not sure what I do. Atleast I don’t sell PSU

Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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Don’t think of becoming CM’S PM’S, first be a good voter without taking bribes and pay taxes for all properties. Everything will change without second thought.

Crusader Crusader
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Lecture Dunga

Mere Pyare Bhaiyo Aur Bahenooo , Ajj rat 12 baje se Amazon pe flat 10% cashback milega

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Loot! stuck_out_tongue

Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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If I become PM for a day…. what will I do ?

Sabko suspend kar doonga smile

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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I will resign and Appoint Narendra Modi again as pm

Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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