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Imagine coming it to your bedroom
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Imagine coming it to your bedroom
where the gif re-start, its difficult to make out ?
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Vacuum cleaner
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Bless me father for I have sinned
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:
“Father … During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”
The priest replied:
“That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.”
“There is more to tell, Father… She started to repay me with favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.”
The priest said:
“That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.
“However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”
“Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind. I do have one more question.”
“And what is that?” asked the priest.
“Should I tell her the war is over?”
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Can confirm I am the ring.
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/yeh-kya-hai?page=5#post_1224639
ipaidabribe.com: A website that encourages Indians to share their bribe giving experiences
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Friend’s cake cracked in the oven. I think they dealt with it well.
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/yeh-kya-hai?page=5#post_1225698
The baby factory: In a huge clinic in India, hundreds of women are paid £5,000 each to have Western couples’ babies
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2439977…
Dr Nayna Patel is building a one-stop surrogacy shop in Gujurat, India
It will house hundreds of poor women willing to carry others’ children
She has been accused of exploiting the poor in expanding her business
Dr Patel says she is giving poor Indian women and couples a lifeline
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Ek Baar ek kamina Baap apne Bete se Milne City jaata hai. Waha uske Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi Rehti hai !
Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate hai…
DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ?
BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad, Mere Saath he Rehti hai.
Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe Honge But Hum Dono ke Beech koi Physical Relationship Nahi hai… Hum dono ke Rooms Alag hai, Humlog alag alag He Sote hai, we’re just Good Friends !
DAD : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud
( THINKING : Saale mai Tera baap hu… Mujhe Pagal mat bana )
Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata hai..
AFTER A WEEK…..
LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare papa ne jis Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo plate Gayab hai , Mujhe Shak hai Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi !
LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up !
LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti hai !
LADKA : Ok !
Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai.. It says…
“Dear Dad,
Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori ki…
Mai Yeh bhi Nahi Keh Raha hoon ki Aapne Plate Chori Nahi Ki…
Agar Galti se plate le Gaye tho please wapis kardena, Wo uss Ladki ka Lucky plate hai !
- Your Son !
After few hours he got a Reply from his Dad !
“Dear Son,
Mai ye Nahi keh Raha hoon ki Teri Room mate Tere Sath Soti hai…
Mai ye bhi Nahi keh Raha hoon ki wo Tere Sath Nahi Soti hai…
Agar Iss Pure week me atleast Ek baar wo Apne Room me, Apni Bed pe Sojati tho uske Takiye ke Neeche he plate Miljaati jo Maine Chupaya tha
-Tera Baap
Baap Baap Hota Hai
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Hairy Armpit
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked:
“What man here will buy a woman a drink?”
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed:
“Give the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked:
“What man here will buy a lady another drink?”
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said:
“Give the ballerina another drink!”
The bartender approached the little drunk and said:
“Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?”
The drunk replied:
“Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/yeh-kya-hai?page=5#post_1227267
I think we can all agree with this guy.
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NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Modern-day chastity belt? Man padlocks lover’s blue jeans.
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A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an advert for “Gorilla Removers.” he calls the number, and the gorilla remover, Santa Singh, says he will be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover, Santa, arrives and gets out of his van.
He’s got a LADDER, a BASEBALL BAT, a SHOTGUN and a HUGE DOG.
“What are you going to do?” the house owner asks..
Santa: "I’m going to put this LADDER up against the roof, and then I’m going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this BASEBALL BAT.
When the gorilla falls off,
the DOG is trained to grab the gorilla’s balls and squeeze. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the house owner.
“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the house owner.Santa: "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof,
SHOOT THE DOG
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Manjeet Singh, a furniture dealer goes to Paris.
Meets manufacturers and selects a new range that he thought would sell well, back home in PUNJAB .
To celebrate, he decides to visit a pub. As he sat enjoying his wine, a very beautiful lady came to his table, asked him something in French which he didn’t understand.
He invited her to sit down, took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After a while, he took another napkin, drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.
They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance.
When they were back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a bed.
_Till this day, Manjeet is trying to figure out how the f* did she know that he was in the furniture business!!!_
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Height of Misunderstanding !
Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "
“Yes speaking”
Reliance guy, “You’re a month overdue, you know!”
“How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman.
“Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the Reliance guy.
“What are you saying? It’s in your files HOW ???”
" Yes .. We have a system of finding out who’s overdue "
" GOD !!! This is too much "
“Madam, I am sorry I am just following orders I have to inform that you are overdue..”
“I know that let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. "
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
“What’s going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?” the husband shouts..
“Just calm down,” says the lady at the reception at Reliance, “it’s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.”
“PAY you? And if I refuse?”
“Well, in that case, sir, we’d have no option but to cut off.your connection.”
“And what would my wife do then?” the husband asks.
“Well I don’t know. I guess she’d have to use a candle.
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Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan-Kya hua?
Mahila -Pati ne mara
Padosan -Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the
Mahila Mera bhi yahi khyal tha
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When Steve Jobs died, news channels ran snippets on his life all day.
When Shammi Kapoor died,
we were bombarded with clips from his old movies…..
When Jagjit Singh died,
we could hear nothing but his old ghazals all day across all channels……
We just waiting for Leon died.
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi, Padosan-Kya hua?
Mahila -Pati ne mara
Padosan -Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the Mahila
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Mera bhi yahi khyal tha
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The girl I’m seeing asked me how I got so good at doing that. I sent her this…
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