[Contest] - Share Funniest Jokes around Rs. 500...

[Contest] - Share Funniest Jokes around Rs. 500 And Rs. 1000 Ban and Win Rs. 1000 PayTM Cash!!

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What a Historic Announcement…. But there is always a Funny side to it…

Share Jokes, funny images and videos in this thread.

Best Contribution gets Rs. 1000 PayTM Cash https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Entries will be accepted till 11:59PM, 12th November, Saturday

Winner will be declared on Monday, 14th November

Want to have a serious discussion? Head over to this thread: https://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...

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DD Contest: Share funniest jokes about the 500/1K note ban to win 1K Paytm cash!


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@FeelMyL0Ve wrote:

Buying 500 and 1000rs notes @ discount… https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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i am leaving in mumbai so how can you give me
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Kohli: Who cares. I always deal in 100s

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#Jumped red light, caught by police wala, gave him 1000 ka note.

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केजरीवाल का आरोप 👇🏻
मेने 1 करोड़ ₹ शहीद के घर वालो को दिए(500, 1000 के नोट के रूप) तो मोदी ने अब नोट ही बंद कर दिए😃😃

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Samsung is not the only one recalling notes this year https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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2 minute of silence for those who are getting married tomorrow.
Kal bs lifafa e milega 😁

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जिसकी जितनी औकात होती है वो उतने ही बड़े फैसले लेता है,कांग्रेस ने चवन्नी बन्द की थी।😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now in schools in maths class
100>1000

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Man goes to ATM after the news.
Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal.
Machine gives him a Rs 1000 note.
Message on screen – "Keep the change "

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जिसकी जितनी औकात होती है वो उतने ही बड़े फैसले लेता है,कांग्रेस ने चवन्नी बन्द की थी।😂😂

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no fake pics, all real. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif
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Buying 1 kg 1000 Rs note @ Rs 15 per kg & 500 rupees note @ Rs 12 per kg…

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एकबात याद रखना कभी किसी को छोटा मत समझना।
-100 का नोट

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Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, naukar hai, aur tumhare paas kya hai?
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‘Mere pass 100-100 ke notes hai!’ 😂😂😅😅

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News channels had prepared for Clinton n Trump, Modi came out of syllabus 😛

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Trump: I am going to hog the limelight today.
Modi: Bro, please.😎😎😎

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₹500 & ₹1000 notes be like
Accha chalta hoon, duaoon main yaad rakhna !😂😂😂

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DD Now converting Black money to White Money… https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif First Step by DD.
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नोट: अगर रात 12 बजे के बाद 500 या 1000 के नोट दानपेटी में डाले तो भगवान आपको कभी माफ नहीं करेगा।
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
असली काला धन तो अब निकलेगा जव पत्नियां कहेंगी की अजी मेरे पास भी इतने 500 और 1000 के नोट हैं इन्हें भी बैंक से बदल लाओ
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Dont worry friends

I will accept all your Rs.500 and Rs.1000 Notes without asking any question….

😍😍😂😂😍😍😇😇😇

… Rs.12 per Kg.

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आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे💰💶🤑

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India prepared for Hillary and Trump, Modi came out of syllabus

Our PM has played the TRUMP card, poori India HILLARY hai!

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People getting married.. please check the gift envelope before accepting😂😂

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News channels had prepared for Clinton n trump, Modi came out of syllabus 😛

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