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अफवाह य सच ????

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नमक पर टैक्स न होने के कारण ब्लैकमनी होल्डर्ज़ ने नमक का स्टॉक आज बड़ी मात्रा में भरा है और उसके बाद आज बाज़ार में अफ़वाह है कि नमक 200/किग्रा हो गया है जबकि नहीं है, इस प्रकार की अफ़वाहों पर बिलकुल ध्यान न दें

नोट – नमक महँगा नहीं हुआ बल्कि नमक पर टैक्स न होने के कारण ब्लैकमनी वाले उसे वाइट मनी में कन्वर्ट कर रहे हैं स्टॉक करके

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@Lala wrote:

@DealLooter0015 wrote:

@Lala wrote:

@AKA wrote:

jab tak e Hindustan me cinema hai…tab tak lot chutiya bante rahenge

मतलब

Namak Kam khayoge to goiter ho jayega re ..fir ola Uber main kaise ghoomoge.
uber इस्तमाल नही करता म ।
मैं हाथी से चलता हु ।

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@blue wine wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


ye hindi font mob m kaha se use kar raha h ?


google keyboard krlo ho jayega

na bahut time lagta h i though lala ke paas koi trick hogi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


in google keyboard just select hindi too, so that jo likhoge msg form mei hindi likhte jayega wo

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@ajaya gupta wrote:

@Alpha.Barood wrote:

@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?


yea till 3 more days

so u got used Rs 1000 note on bunk and drank petrol in the name of Aloe Vera ?

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@Lala wrote:

@Alpha.Barood wrote:


@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?

है ले रहे ह । कार की टंकी फूल करा ली मैंने ।

tab hi pet tank phool gya?

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@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Alpha.Barood wrote:


@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?


yea till 3 more days
Is the date limit has increased?
Note accepted Till 14th Nov. Midnight

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@Alpha.Barood wrote:


@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Alpha.Barood wrote:


@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?


yea till 3 more days

so u got used Rs 1000 note on bunk and drank petrol in the name of Aloe Vera ?

नही भाई खुशी के मारे मेरा मुह फूल गया ह । पेट नही ।

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@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice = Pooty Booster https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_twisted.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif
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@abhimishra wrote:

@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice = Pooty Booster https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_twisted.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif It is also nicknamed as गाय का सुसु https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif
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@Alpha.Barood wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:

@Alpha.Barood wrote:

@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?


yea till 3 more days

so u got used Rs 1000 note on bunk and drank petrol in the name of Aloe Vera ?


naa, not have enough tanker to store this thing

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@Plato wrote:

@abhimishra wrote:

@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice = Pooty Booster https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_twisted.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif It is also nicknamed as गाय का सुसु https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

agar shopkeeper ke samne bola na aloe vira is caled susu/poty wgerh, sach mei bhut gliyaega purely mnse tumko

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मैंने नमक order किया था grofers से और उन्होंने मेरा order cancel कर दिया ।।।😢😢😢😢😢

बकवास ह grofers ।।।

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@sidbhai @Plato @@bluewine@@ मुझे नमक चाइये ।

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@Lala wrote:

@sidbhai @Plato @@bluewine@@ मुझे नमक चाइये ।


100 rs ke note La La https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Tum Mujhe Gold do M tumhe Salt https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@blue wine wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@sidbhai @Plato @@bluewine@@ मुझे नमक चाइये ।


100 rs ke note La La https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Tum Mujhe Gold do M tumhe Salt https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

शुद्ध हिन्दी में – घंटा ।

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😁😁😎🤓

कृपया अफवाहों पर ध्यान न दें ..⚠

हमारे देश में नमक और नमकहराम दोनों पर्याप्त मात्रा में उपलब्ध हैं ….😂

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