Hotness Any ways to make Wife April Fool Tomorrow?

Hotness Any ways to make Wife April Fool Tomorrow?

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We are newly wedded couple, wanted to make her April fool tomorrow any creative ideas from fellow dimers.
Please suggest asap.

PS— She is not home tonight, she is at her mother’s place so tell accordingly for tomorrow.

TIA

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u r trying to make her a fool for only 1 day but she has done for ur whole life https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

JK, respect, no offense https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

VU

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divorce her https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@rajrocks wrote:

@tpanigrahi63 wrote:

i love you


https://i.imgur.com/6ZwkmbM.jpg


ek bar bolkai dekho wo khud hi bolegi i know app mujhey april fool ki day pe fool bana rahey ho

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just say and see her reaction https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif

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Or just start your conversation by saying sorry https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif Yesterday i made a huge mistake and ended up in another women bed https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@piyush2251 wrote:

Or just start your conversation by saying sorry https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif Yesterday i made a huge mistake and ended up in another women bed https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Lol yaar kuch b

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@kanz wrote:

@piyush2251 wrote:

Or just start your conversation by saying sorry https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif Yesterday i made a huge mistake and ended up in another women bed https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Lol yaar kuch b


kar ke dekh bhai kasam se bht maja ayega https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Just call & say- Loot Loot…….. Loot Loot……Over https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif #Nachoo https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

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@piyush2251 wrote:

@kanz wrote:

@piyush2251 wrote:

Or just start your conversation by saying sorry https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif Yesterday i made a huge mistake and ended up in another women bed https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Lol yaar kuch b


kar ke dekh bhai kasam se bht maja ayega https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Bhai wo hasegi mujpe https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Take some bubble wrap from your online purchase packings and and cut out a big circle, then hollow it out.
The goal is to get a circular shape to place in between the porcelain and the seat.
For once, leave the seat down.
https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@kanz wrote:

@piyush2251 wrote:

@kanz wrote:

@piyush2251 wrote:

Or just start your conversation by saying sorry https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif Yesterday i made a huge mistake and ended up in another women bed https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Lol yaar kuch b


kar ke dekh bhai kasam se bht maja ayega https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Bhai wo hasegi mujpe https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@kanz wrote:

@piyush2251 wrote:

@kanz wrote:

@piyush2251 wrote:

Or just start your conversation by saying sorry https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif Yesterday i made a huge mistake and ended up in another women bed https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Lol yaar kuch b


kar ke dekh bhai kasam se bht maja ayega https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Bhai wo hasegi mujpe https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Par reaction tumhare acting pe depend karega https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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@Spock bro
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@sswaver wrote:

Take some bubble wrap from your online purchase packings and and cut out a big circle, then hollow it out.
The goal is to get a circular shape to place in between the porcelain and the seat.
For once, leave the seat down.
https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


y not firecracker?

https://i.imgur.com/NS3ZDTG.jpg

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Tell her amazon delivered moto g turbo for 4999
Edit:Admins of desidme,why Ashish Nehra?Atleast you could have changed the username to Virat Kohli.BTW happy april fool’s day

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@sswaver wrote:

Take some bubble wrap from your online purchase packings and and cut out a big circle, then hollow it out.
The goal is to get a circular shape to place in between the porcelain and the seat.
For once, leave the seat down.
https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


excellent sweet idea !!! difficult to execute
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@Amit Mishra who the heck is Shikar Dhawan https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_cry.gif i only know Shekhar Suman and Suman Ranganathan. arey koi tennis player ka naam de dete bhai, pata tou hota who I am https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_sad.gif

Does Shikhar Dhawan have a wife https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_sad.gif ?
if yes, somebody post her pics at-least.

only the stupidest of the stupidest REMOVED are interested in the multi billion bucks betting game which is now marketed as cricket.

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@sagardrokr wrote:

Tell her amazon delivered moto g turbo for 4999
Edit:Admins of desidme,why Ashish Nehra?Atleast you could have changed the username to Virat Kohli.BTW happy april fool’s day


You r Yusuf pathan

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@Amolverma.6 wrote:

@sagardrokr wrote:

Tell her amazon delivered moto g turbo for 4999
Edit:Admins of desidme,why Ashish Nehra?Atleast you could have changed the username to Virat Kohli.BTW happy april fool’s day


You r Yusuf pathan


Why I am getting only c class players?
@admin please spare me from giving names like Hardik Pandya and Ashwin….#noball

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@sagardrokr wrote:

@Amolverma.6 wrote:

@sagardrokr wrote:

Tell her amazon delivered moto g turbo for 4999
Edit:Admins of desidme,why Ashish Nehra?Atleast you could have changed the username to Virat Kohli.BTW happy april fool’s day


You r Yusuf pathan


Why I am getting only c class players?

You r virat
https://i.imgur.com/HFDz90R.jpg

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@rajrocks wrote: u r trying to make her a fool for only 1 day but she has done for ur whole life https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif
JK, respect, no offense https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

VU

see!! kitna valid point hai..

newly married ho.. you are the bali ka bakra for life for wife

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P.S.: great idea by @tpanigrahi63 !! @kanz just get inside a closet on the phone with @tpanigrahi63 and while coming out of the closet, tell him i love you .. then look at lady love from the sides of your eyes. nevous sideways eye movement and act as if you are hiding some details. if she persists, just tell her you were young and in high-school and some of you guys experimented with each other few times.
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if things get serious or she starts crying out of shock, just keep few Divya-dhong Farce-macy noodles at hand and eat 4-5 packets straight away to win her confidence that you are only for her.

@Plato wrote: Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
even if consensual https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_sad.gif ?

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There are so many April fool days ahead for you, so why hurrying up https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

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