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Desi Dime Story - My Way

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Chalo aaj me tumhe bata hun story Desi Daadhi Saloon ki toungueout
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There were 2 brothers Nimish & Rahul lol
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Nimish once went to out of mumbai to some small village & he saw Click & Cut Saloon
He thought why not he also open such saloon
He naratted this idea to Rahul & he also agreed & took responsibility of Operational issues
Nimish decided to take care of styles, designs etc.
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They opened Desi Daadhi Saloon
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One fine day one guy came there (not for pizza coupon twisted ) to see his hair in mirror
They were too happy that their saloon is getting familirity
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Soon people started coming for hair cut, shaving, hair dye etc.
DD Saloon was becoming famous
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They hired Nogel (literally no gel no cream) & few more for monitoring saloon work
Many joined as barber (you may call it dimer)
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Jo achcha hair cut karta usko FPD milta Full Papad & Dahi
Baki ko milte sirf tukde
Is papad ke peeche bahut mahabharat hui bahut baar
dahi ka to kitni baar chaas ban gaya kabhi lassi
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There was one boy GThreeThree @G33kBoyRavi he started cutting new styles
He used to like small small hair cut (like small small loot deals which turn big big gains)
Once Nogel & G33 got into argument & Nogel told G33 that he cut hair like a Jumping Frog (I am not barking at all)
G33 got angry & left saloon (later he came back with new styles & designs)
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There was @DealSeeker aamir khan aka perfectionist, he knew advanced technologies, all monitors & barbers looked upto him for styling tips, he was ahead of its time
There were @Tejaa @mahidada who came to saloon for चिकने गालो पे शेविंग ब्रश फिराने, लंबे बालो पे कंघा घुमाने
There was @billa-ajith who used to make sure that same hair style is not repeated ( @Repost)
There was @Alpha.Barood who gave free magazines to Saloon (lots of imgur images wink )
There was @Plato who came only to read Mayapuri & Stardust
There was @beinghuman censored twisted
There was @disclaimer who used to come to see how are things happening in salon, in between helped many get good hair cut biggrin , his comments were one word soothers & would mean a lot
There was @VaibhavJain woh bc bc bolta tha, uska baby cut kar diya, par woh apne time ka sabse smart hair stylist tha
There were @companion @rsai01 who used to keep Combs made from TC cards
There was @GoogleCA who audited, vouched many of their spa procedures, he was acclaimed
There was @Socrates aka Magus he used to grow his hair but few monitors used used negative blade & used to cut it short but still his hair growth was good , and so long that these used to cause itching in nose of others #Critic-al
There was @enapster who teased many for their hair styles, cuts, but he he maintained his hair well, specially mobikwik style
There was @hese who joined saloon but remained busy in only own hair styling
There was @Spock no body could style his hair, his hair were very long very curly
There was @rajrocks many barbers were envy of him as he used to cut hair fastest, he shared his comb & scissors with many new barbers to get them papad-dahi, many complained his styling to be copy paste i.e. same but he went on & on
There was @MJ911 who always checked nails, hair like they check in school , he maintained (moderated) hygiene of saloon, no nonsense person, very respected

There was @Troll aka @bluewine aka @OnlineBewda who tried to sell his own hair styles (his twitter account) & his shop-on-the-go was closed

There was @saymyname who forgot his name & still looking for his name by checking different photos, maybe he will recognise by any of those 2-3 gb images stock

I can go on & on but I have to cut it short…
So now Desi Daadhi Saloon has become most famous Saloon of town & they opened its sister concern called
Zingoor Academy & Massage Parlour
There they are selling lots of courses (vouchers) & sharing knowledge (aff. cashback)
@androgame bro not like Udemy though toungueout
Hope you guys like this saloon & keep coming for hair cut, shaving, massage, hair dye, hair spa etc. etc.

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Accept 1000 Dimes from behalf of दीदी {DD}

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I take only bitcoin twisted

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@neelaksh bro seeing ur peeda I could not resist from posting this thread else I have stopped posting
You suspect G33 deals to be automatic FPD but he too have struggled a lot
Usually admins are same for all, same as Virus from 3 idiots lol

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FPDs ko bhi link karo bhai..
like u did for reposts….

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Wo din door nahi jab sabke paas apna khudka shaver hoga…..Kya tab bhi saloon chalu hoga ?? https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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Bhaiyya TV sabke ghar me hai
Ab Amazon Prime Video bhi aa gaya hai
phir bhi movies 100 Cr 200 Cr ka business kar rahi hai
Jaate hai sab Cinema Halls me
to phir kahe DD ka dhandha band karte ho miyan
hum tum kahan milenge phir?

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Awsome Bhai https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@A2Zdeals https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Where is @Spock ?

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he is omnipresent, you can not seem him but he is here….. he is there….. he is ever where….

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Mr. Spock has a gift of Screenshot….. He is looking after all of us….

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VuNS https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@A2zdeals Repost https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif between you forgot to mention me

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Isme mere jaise bhi bahut he Jo saloon me aate to sirf TV dekhne ke liye, sath me free me ‘nogel vs not gelling with ke pange’, ‘boyz vs supposed to be boyz ke bromance’, ‘bewda vs troll ke batchit’, ‘honest vs farzi ke zagde’, ‘malik vs visitors ke tutu-meme (including Tezaa’s meme), ‘ethical vs non-ethical ke arguments’ free me dekh ke jaate he
Popcorn time lol

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Head of the barbaric (just kidding , he is very soft spoken and humble, but derived from barber ) admin got incentive to be trained in Thailand.


No gel is too dedicated like no hell.
Achi heel tried to be good MUM DEL , till he settled with Trump.

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Wah, keep coming more. cool

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Wonderful.
These writings should belong to “Literature” section so one can come come back for fun n relaxation.

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Simply wow bro. But I am sure only a few can understand this “classic literature”.

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Sorry by mistake clicked on vote down button

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How dare OP forgot about @@riya95@@ and @vijkap202
? … evil who knows them very very well… biggrin toungueout
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Isn’t @Alpha.Barood bhai ? … wink

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aao tumhe bhi bramhi aamla shanti hair oil chupad dete hai

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Hum zara shareef kyaa hue,puri duniya hi badnaam ho gyi…

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Sahi pakde hai.

Kaisa hai billaute? Kidher busy hai aajkul?

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Simply superb.. @A2Zdeals

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भाई मैंने तो पढ़ा नहीं पर DD के बारे में लिखा है तो सुंदर ही होगा

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Beautifully narrated @A2Zdeals .
since 2013 I have seen many emperor (hair stylist), rise and fall of empire, many battle. I was there just to witness them. And collected whatever was fallen unclaimed (loots) with my survival money.
Emperors @anthrax.ut @admin and the brigade @Nigel @bumblefoot, on and on… hardly noticed my (let’s say our, because these type of viewers make larger part of dd) presence. Because we didn’t vote, we didn’t post, we didn’t mention nor mentioned, we just played a role of a soldier far behind the frame could pick us, but DD got past million because of us, The barber shop flourished to be envied by the rest. In return the emperor gifted us few loots..
Now this very viewer claimed citizenship of DD empire, became a voter and ‘Billu bangaya barber’ somehow for some Full Papad and Dahi smile

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Gods own country – didi
Joined pepper for making pauper or prosper

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R.,
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Hajaam.??

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Koi hajmola do Bhai
Yeh baat kuch hajam nahi hui

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what a creativity dear <3

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आपको समझ नहीं आया

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Nais

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Hamare bamboo bhaiya dikh nhi rhe hai

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Sandakan to Kohli, OUT! That’s it for the Indian skipper then – departs for 243! India lose Kohli as well as the sole review that they had before this. Sandakan comes round the wicket and floats it around off. The ball spins in sharply. Kohli goes back to flick it but is surprised by the spin that beats him and strikes him on the back leg in front of the stumps. On appealing, Nigel Llong upholds it. Kohli wears a surprised look on his face as he widens his eyes post that decision. Has a chat with Saha who gives him a green signal to opt for DRS. Sandakan is just fine with his front foot and there is no bat on that either. Ball Tracker returns three reds to signal the end of the Kohli journey in this innings. He walks out to a standing ovation from the crowd. Raises his bat in acknowledgement of the same. It has been a brilliant knock by the skipper, one where he looked fluent from start to end. Perhaps he has a right to feel hard done by due to the hold ups in play. But taking nothing away from the Lankans, who despite not being at their best, have seen the back of the Indian skipper.

Nigel is on Kotla too, with lot of smog to love kohli

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@a2zdeals you are like indogenius (i call it desi daaru or Potli) https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gifBTW you nailed it

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Story is good but op u forgot to mention the story of a famous barber @A2Zdeals who entertained other barbers by his interesting shayaris and creativity wink lol

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Just wow, awesome creativity @A2Zdeals bro, just amazed to see how closely you monitor behavior of all. Can easily correlate with every dimer, so apt lines, really enjoyable. smile

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Yeh Bambooo Salooooon ke Scriptwriter background mein kyun chale gaye bhai..
Ae Bhai.. Itna Sannaata kyun hai idhar?

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