Who is from haryana here?????

Who is from haryana here?????

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Hello to all Dimers.

I am from haryana state and i also want to know how many dimers are from haryana.

Coment below…with ur city name too. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

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oh very good start , nikhil

only 1 and half hour distance feom my city..;)

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Fatehabad

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basically from Punjab but currently in gurgaon

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native ambala
current location : hyderabad

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YAMUNANAGAR

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m from Jind, but now in aurangabad, hey ranaboy u r from proper yamunanagar?

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Here from “Bahadurgarh”

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sandeepd wrote:

m from Jind, but now in aurangabad, hey ranaboy u r from proper yamunanagar?


sry for late rpl..I am from jagadhri Area

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एक बै लीलू का बाबू उसने आच्छे बडे अंग्रेजी स्कूल में
दाखिला दिवान ले जा है ।
उडे जाये पाछे Principal बुझे है अक इस छोरे मेँ के
खासियत सै?
अक इसने अंग्रेजी बोलनी आवै है के??
बल्या > ना
अच्छा और दूसरे subject तै आते होंगे??
बल्या > ना
आच्छा तै फैर यो खेल-खाल मे त आगे होगा??
बल्या > ना
बोला फेर इसका दाखिला हम नहीं कर सकते ।
कोय भी खास
talent कोनया
लीलु का बाबू बोला जी एक खास talent है इसमेँ
>अक के??
बल्या कितनी ए भूंडी आंधी चाल रही हो यो एक
सींक
गेल्ला बीडी बाल दै है…………. !………..

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panipat…….

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Ranaboys wrote:

sandeepd wrote:

m from Jind, but now in aurangabad, hey ranaboy u r from proper yamunanagar?


sry for late rpl..I am from jagadhri Area


I was in Yamunanagar for 4 years, while worked in ISGEC

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1. एक बै फत्तू खेत म्ह रेडियो सणे था। रेडियो पै एक लुगाई बताण लाग री थी, बंबई मै बाढ़ आ गी, गुजरात मै हालण आग्या, दिल्ली म्ह… फत्तू नै देख्या पाच्छै नाका टूट्या पड़्या स*ै, अर बाणी दूसरे के खेत म्ह जाण लाग रहया स*ै। फत्तू छोंह म्ह आकै रेड़ियो कै दो लट्ठ मारकै बोल्या – दूर-दूर की बताण लाग री स*ै, लवै नाका टूट्या पड़या स*ै, यो बतांदे होए तेरा मुँह दुक्खै स*ै।

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2. शाम – सबेरे तेरी घणी याद आवै है। सारी रात मन्नै जगावै है।
करने को तो करूं तन्नै कॉल।
… पर कस्टमर केयर की छोरी हर बार बैलंस लो बतावै है।

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Girl:“Janu kal mera b’day hai,
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Boy:”Darling Advance me happy b’day,
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Girl:“kya gift doge..
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Boy:”kya chaiye..
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Girl:“RING
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Boy:”Ring dunga par uthana mat BALANCE nahi hai…

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1…Ik Sumer ka Tau thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Te Samar ne doctor ko phone kiya.
Doctor: Kay hua re thaare bapu ko?
Sumer: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai…

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2..Police Inspector Sumer ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar maan chori ho rahi se.
Police Inspector Sumer: Manne sone de re baawri, main te iss time duty par naah hoon…

3…A sophisticated city person comes to Haryana. He has this mistaken notion that rural people are simple and can be made fools of easily. He asks lift from a Sumer the farmer on bullock cart, saying “O paaji, sanu Singapore jana hega, twadi belgaddi le chalugi menu otthon?”

Sumer the Farmer says, “Oye aaja, be jaa”.

Hearing this, the city person is momentarily shocked and asks “Ketthon beyaan?”

Sumer replies, “Ae majh diyan donaa singhaan utte be jaa, appe hi Singapore ponch javega!!”…Tongue…..(Sumer says that you better sit on the horns of bull and you will reach instantly singapore..LOL)

4…Ek tau bus conductor Sumer se boojhan lagya, “Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?”
Sumer bolya, “Dilli jagi”.
Tau pher bolya, “Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se.”
Sumer Conductor bolya, “Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher.”LOLWink…
(Sumer says that you can sit on the Board of the Bus and run…)

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Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the gate, he puts his hand onthe wall n says; "can I kiss u

Girl:" nhi aaj nhi..

Boy:" plz ??

Girl:" no..

Boy:" de do na jaan ??

Girl:" no yaar abhi nahi..
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This continues for 10 mints,

Then Girl’s little brother appears on door, says;
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“papa keh rahe hai, tum ise kiss do ya na do tumhari marzi..

par is begairat se kaho INTERCOM k button se hath utha le..

Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai……………..

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Tau bobby picture dekhkhan gaya tha ar gana chal rhya tha," MEIN MAYKE CHALI JAUUNGEE…….

DIMPLE: mein mayke chali jauungee ….
TAU : Nyon kuykkar chali jagi…NASSAN NE NAHIN PHODD DYAN GE.
RISHI : MEIN DOOJA BYAH RACHAUUNGA
TAU : Ye baat..JALE NE
DIMPLE: MEIN KUUWE MEIN GIR JAUUNGEE
TAU : ARRE KONYA PDDE KUUWE-KAWE MEIN…..PAAKHAND SEIN
RISHI : MEIN RASSI SE KHINCHWALUNGA
TAU : KYAN TAHIN KHINCHWALEGA……..ISSI NE TE MARNNE DE
DIMPLE: MEIN PEDD PER CHADDH JAWOONGEE
TAU : TANGEE RAHAN DE INNE….TARIYE MANNYA
RISHI : MEIN AARREE SE KATWA DUUNGA
TAU : ARRE KYAN TAHIN ARRE CHALAWEGA……..TUUN BHEE MERE YAAR DOGGLA-E DIKHKHE SE..,KHAM-KHAN APNI BUA NE SIRR PE CHADHHA RHYA
DIMPLE: MEIN MAYKE NAHIN JAWOONGI…..2
TAU : TAWLLAYE AAGYA HONSS THIKANNE…….INNE KHET MEIN LEJYA AR KASSOLLA DEDE HAATH MEIN………PEHLYYAEN SIRR PE NAHIN CHADHDHAYA KARTE IN-NE…….PER AA LIYA, IBB IKKE GOLLA-LATHHI DE KE RAKHIYEUULGGEE MAT-NYAAN CHHODIYE.

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Ek sadhu pedd ke niche baithya aankh bandh karke pooja kre thha ar keh rhya tha:

Hay bhagwan yo sansaar kitna dukhi se, manne tuun isske sarre dookh de-de, sare kasht manne de-de,manne chhakke dukhi banna de. Hudde ek tau uski baat sunne tha, sunn ke Tau bolya;

BHAI MODDE NYU KAR ITTANI CHEES KYUN MANGGE SE, TUUN EKKE CHEES MANG LE,,,,,,,,"AK HAY BHAGWAN MERA BYAH KARA DE…….bakki te aappe mil jya ga tanne.

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Kaliya bechara ghana e sudha tha….ar uski bahu Faturi bi use jisi aagi mel main mel milga.
Kaliye ne Apne dost Sundu te bujhi bhai Suhag raat ne ke kara karein…..
Sundu ne bhi swad len khatar nu beta di bhai Suhag Raat ne Rail Gadi chalayaan karain tu Engine ban jaayeiye or wah tera kurta pakad legi ar Khaat ke chaaker kaat te rahiyo poori raat sona nahi se.
Eb raat ne donu ek kamre main chor diye ar Sankal laa di bahar te…
Pher ke tha donu hoge Suru.
Kaliya bole “Rail Chali……”
Faturi KAre “Chuk Chuk Chuk…”
Are ruke maarain laag ge ar galaan galyaan khat ke chakker..
Todi haan main neeche thaan main Bhains chingar gi ar khunte ke mara Jhetka or wo laga Kaliye ke babu ke sir main….Uska sir phoot gaya…. Saare dhari Khadwaani phut gi ar KAliye ki maan ke doon maari uski paansu toot gi….
Uper te tej tej aawaj aawain “Rail chali—- chuk chuk chuk——-” Beech beech main Horn ki bhi aawaj aawe Poon Poon….

Kaliye ke Babu ne thaya lath ar cubaare ke bahar ja ke bola…Are thaam le is rail gadi ne aade Saari Swariyaan ke ser foot liye….ar neeche aake apni is bhua ka Khunta gaad le

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Kaliya bechara ghana e sudha tha….ar uski bahu Faturi bi use jisi aagi mel main mel milga.
Kaliye ne Apne dost Sundu te bujhi bhai Suhag raat ne ke kara karein…..
Sundu ne bhi swad len khatar nu beta di bhai Suhag Raat ne Rail Gadi chalayaan karain tu Engine ban jaayeiye or wah tera kurta pakad legi ar Khaat ke chaaker kaat te rahiyo poori raat sona nahi se.
Eb raat ne donu ek kamre main chor diye ar Sankal laa di bahar te…
Pher ke tha donu hoge Suru.
Kaliya bole “Rail Chali……”
Faturi KAre “Chuk Chuk Chuk…”
Are ruke maarain laag ge ar galaan galyaan khat ke chakker..
Todi haan main neeche thaan main Bhains chingar gi ar khunte ke mara Jhetka or wo laga Kaliye ke babu ke sir main….Uska sir phoot gaya…. Saare dhari Khadwaani phut gi ar KAliye ki maan ke doon maari uski paansu toot gi….
Uper te tej tej aawaj aawain “Rail chali—- chuk chuk chuk——-” Beech beech main Horn ki bhi aawaj aawe Poon Poon….

Kaliye ke Babu ne thaya lath ar cubaare ke bahar ja ke bola…Are thaam le is rail gadi ne aade Saari Swariyaan ke ser foot liye….ar neeche aake apni is bhua ka Khunta gaad le

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