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IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!
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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long
as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he
would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young
Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death,
He accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the
priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to
consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price
would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the
exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to
her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights
of the Round Table, And Arthur’s closest friend! Young Arthur was
horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled
like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He
refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said
nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life. And the
reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the
witch answered. Arthur’s question thus: “What a woman really wants?”
She said, “Is to be in charge of her own life.”
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great
truth. And that Arthur’s life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared
as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only
half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
“Which would you prefer? She asked him. “Beautiful during the day …. or
at night?”
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments
with?
(If you are a man reading this…) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN’S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT… make YOUR choice before you scroll down below… OKAY?
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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time.
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
Now… what is the moral to this story?
.
The moral is…
*
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.*
*
So, always remember:*
**
IT’S EITHER “HER WAY” OR IT’S “NO WAY” !!!
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…some nice outfits !!
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…a bit of cosmetics !!
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…a bit of makeup !!
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…overseas trip once a year !!
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…more often on domestic trips !!
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…dinners !!
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… Presents occasionally !!
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…a bit of Gift to myself !!
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…finally, some securities.!!!
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That’s it..OMG !!!
… WOMEN ARE NOT DEMANDING AT ALL!!!!!
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WOMEN’S INSTITUTE OF THE WORLD
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty,
each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control – Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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“The moral is…
*
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.*
*
So, always remember:*
**
IT’S EITHER “HER WAY” OR IT’S “NO WAY” !!!"
lol… The moral of the story was totally hilarious. Nice one, uncle. 
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viveka wrote:
"The moral is…
*
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.*
*
So, always remember:*
**
IT’S EITHER “HER WAY” OR IT’S “NO WAY” !!!"
lol… The moral of the story was totally hilarious. Nice one, uncle.
so nw after job…u too hunting witch for u..??
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rajdesidime wrote:viveka wrote:
"The moral is…
*
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.*
*
So, always remember:*
**
IT’S EITHER “HER WAY” OR IT’S “NO WAY” !!!"
lol… The moral of the story was totally hilarious. Nice one, uncle.
so nw after job…u too hunting witch for u..??
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h3. Ab jeena marna hain yahan,, ..
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
h3. Ab jeena marna hain yahan,, ..
witch ke sath jeena kaisa… sirf marna hi hai…
Thankfully, I’m saved from such a death. 
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Let the good times roll— Chetan Bhagat
A catchy slogan of the new government was ‘Acche din aane wale hain’, translating to ‘good days are about to come’. However, the party did not specify timelines. When exactly do the acche din or good days start? Did they start on the counting day, or on the swearing in? Or will they take a while to kick in, perhaps a few months? Or possibly even a few years?
There are other nebulous elements of acche din. What exactly does it mean? Is it enough we don’t have a scam-tainted government anymore? Or that we have a PM who asks babus to come on time and clear files fast? Is the rising sensex a sign of acche din? Well, perhaps to a certain extent. However, there’re clearly more expectations Indians have from these acche din.
The generic term carries with it a massive burden of aspirations, across socio-economic categories. A slum dweller wants running water, a graduate wants a good placement, a village lady wants a toilet in her home, a stockbroker wants the stock market to rise, parents want a good school for their children, a commuter wants good public transport, a businessman wants lower taxes and regulations — the list is endless.
For the middle class that reads this paper: less traffic jams, clean streets, low inflation, rising salaries, ample jobs, affordable education, cheaper healthcare and safer cities would probably figure on their ‘acche din’ Santa wishlist. What is a government to do? The question worth asking is this: Can any government ever deliver so many acche din requests?
The answer is no. Any government, no matter how efficient, honest or well-intentioned has its limitations in terms of what it can do for society at large. What makes a society thrive is, well, society itself.
Make no mistake; a good government is important. It is a necessary condition for a society to thrive. However, it is not sufficient. You can’t have true progress, or acche din with an acchi sarkar alone. You need one more variable. You need a society with good people.
To be specific, you need society where people have good values, or acche sanskar. I am sad to say we are far from that. We have started to change, but at present, we are not all good people. If we truly want acche din to come, let us also change ourselves.
Watch the government. Keep a keen eye on it for accountability. Praise and criticise their actions as needed. However, realise the government alone isn’t the only entity that needs to change. We need to change too. Some people ask, what can i do, all alone? Well, here are specific suggestions. These are some not-so-acchi habits of Indians that need to be fixed.
One, care for those beneath you. Do you know what kind of school your domestic help’s kids go to? Does he or she get water and electricity? Does it upset you if they suffer? Or is it their lot to suffer? Do they deserve acche din? Or should they be given to you first? The concept of greater good is missing in our society. This doesn’t mean we turn communist and feel guilty all the time. This does mean we fight for a minimum standard of living for all Indians. Ever thought of giving your helper a weekly off? No? Why?
Two, have a certain civic sense. As a general rule, follow rules. Never litter, disobey traffic norms or do anything at the expense of society. The best traffic commissioner in the world can do nothing if citizens have no inclination to follow rules. Why do so many educated Indians take their cars past the zebra crossing at a traffic signal? Why do so many Indians strew plastic wrappers around even at our prettiest tourist spots? Did our parents not teach us otherwise? Or is it because of that Indian belief: If you can get away with it, do it. What kind of government can do anything if we think and behave like this?
Three, respect women. No, respect doesn’t mean you fall on their feet and start calling them devi or ma or behen (goddess or mother or sister). Respect means treating them as human beings. It means respecting their opi-nions, giving them a say. It involves accepting their status as equals today, which was not the case 100 years ago. Times have changed; women have to be viewed differently.
Similarly, respect should be given to all Indians, of whatever religion, region, colour or race. No government can force a society to give up prejudice. Society, and individuals that comprise it, have to change.
Four, respect talent, innovation, creativity, risk-taking and entrepreneurship. Instead, we respect power, money (no matter how it is attained), connections, and the well-settled. We also think business is bad and businessmen are evil. Thus we make laws to make their life as difficult as possible. Less business, less jobs. Less jobs, less acche din.
We also think piracy is OK and intellectual property is of no consequence. Well, don’t respect creativity; it will flow out of the country. No creativity, no wealth creation, no acche din. Get the drift, right?
India has tried its best to put a government in place that seemed to be the best alternative available. However, acche din needs a little more than an acchi sarkar. It also needs acche log.
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my boyfriend asked my fiance for permission to marry me
Long story short, my ex fiance died in a car accident four years ago. A distracted driver swerved into his lane on the highway and took away the man that I love. I didn’t think I could love anybody ever again and that I was going to spend the rest of my life alone. 2 years ago I met this amazing guy, but I was still in love with my ex fiance. After a few months of him just being a good friend being there for me when I needed him, he told me that he knew I would always love my fiance and that that was ok, he just wanted to be there to help me. That was when I realized that I could potentially be with this man. a year and a bit later he proposes to me, in the cheesiest way possible with videos and photos of us over the years. The last video was him in a graveyard visiting my fiances grave and telling him how much he loves me and that he wants to make me smile and laugh for the rest of my life. I was in tears at this point and when he got on one knee I said yes.
TL;DR Fiance died in a car accident years ago, boyfriend visited his grave to ask for permission to marry me
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