[Contest] - Share Funniest Jokes around Rs. 500 And Rs. 1000 Ban and Win Rs. 1000 PayTM Cash!!

aajaad bhaarat mein aaj pahalee

baar

gareeb hans raha hai😂😂😂😂

or ameer ro raha hai😰😰

Originally a joke made by me-

Modiji is great, first he introduced toilets to every Indian citizen and now he is causing loose motions to everyone (White money holders are exception)

One more original joke from my side:-

Now I am afraid that one day Modiji would say that- “I am an visionary to India, that’s why to remove black money, exactly at 12.00 am tonight, all the Gold that is there in India would be considered as Iron.”
-Arvind Kejriwal

Jag ghoomeya chhutta de ra na koi..:-)

#BlackMoney all money gone :lol:

जिओ की लाइन खत्म हुई
अब बैंको में लाइन शुरू होगी
#BlackMoney

If you are going to bank for exchanging your notes don’t forget to take one thing
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A tiffin box containing your lunch

Thoko taalii.. 👏

Ye threat mere ko bauhat pasand aayaa..

Modi change the country we are searching for change

@kabaalinaqi wrote:

Ye threat mere ko bauhat pasand aayaa..

THREAD

@Alpha.Barood wrote:

@kabaalinaqi wrote:

Ye threat mere ko bauhat pasand aayaa..

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every poor ke liye 500/1000 = Threat

Shopkeers are scared to collect 500 note from customer. They all are worked on margins with Max cash transaction.

Shopkeers are scared to collect 500 note from customer. They all are worked on margins with Max cash transaction.

Anna hajare changed his name from yesterday’s tonight
Now he is knowing as a ANNA DOHAJARE
( HAJAR RUPPES BANNED)

4th m gya……..Syllabus Change

10th m gya……Syllabus Change

Graduation m gya…..Pattern Change

Paisa Kamane lag gya……Sala Note hi Change

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Media was prepared for Clinton and Trump.
Modi came out of syllabus.

The person who is going to read all these jokes/poor jokes and decide the winner,should also get 1000 Paytm for all the mental torture and PTSD
Also a sorry for my contribution.

Reason- Modi ji

Kidnapper (On Phone) : Humne tumhaare bete ka apharan kar liya hai

Father (crying on phone): Nahin main bahut gareeb aadmi hoon, kuch nahi hai mere paas

Kidnapper: Abey Hum 1 crore bhej rahe hain, tujhe uske khulle karane hain )

Good thing is that 500/1000 notes are valid in Hospitals cause lots of folks are going to have heart attack tonight.

INDIA SPECIAL :
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Abhi 500 ke note ka petrol bharaya,
aisa lag raha he, maano koi awaara laash thikane lagaa di ho.
😂😂😂

Today the Samsung Note 7 is the third worst note to have in India

Instead of declaring 500 & 1000 Rs notes illegal, Govt should replace Mahatma Gandhi’s photo with Rahul Gandhi’s to change valuation to 0

Man goes to ATM after the news.
Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal.
Machine gives him a Rs 1000 note.
Message on screen – “Keep the change “

अब बहुत से लोग इस टेंशन में है कि

कहीं

मोदी जी……………..

आधी रात से

सोने को लोहा घोषित ना कर दे।

At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake and count Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes

The volume of jokes generated within just 1 hour of PM’s announcement shows that unemployment is a much bigger problem than #BlackMoney

Anju: Maine toh 1000 ke 5 note chhutte karwa liye
Manju: Kitte mile
Anju: 500-500 ke 10
Manju: You’re so smart, mere bhi karwa de