[Contest] - Share Funniest Jokes around Rs. 500 And Rs. 1000 Ban and Win Rs. 1000 PayTM Cash!!

Abhi abhi 2000 ka petrol bharaya,
aisa lag raha hai maano laash thikane laga di ho

₹2000 note features

- gps
- iris scanner
- hd led display
- water resistance
- siren
- if you offer bribe, Gandhiji will slap you.

Sharad Pawar decides to transfer 15 lakhs to every Indian

Entries will be accepted till 11:59PM, 12th November, Saturday

Winner will be declared on Monday, 14th November

Looking For A Book – “How To Survive Without Modi”

After listening to 500rs and 1000rs notes ban

We’ve also banned 25paise and 50paise coins. But we didn’t show off
-Rahul Gandhi

Shut up and take my black money
-Swiss bank

Perfect fitting reply to Kejriwal from modi ji
Kejriwal – Where’s that 15 lakhs you’ve promised
Modi ji — 500rs notes chaahiye or 1000rs notes (Do you need 500rs notes or 1000rs notes )

I’m just a cub in front of your Nuclear bomb Modi sir
—Samsung Galaxy Note 7

Give me Some advice. Help me to escape else gonna lost my black money (3 idiots – give me some sunshine spoof)
-Y.S Jagan Reddy

And the winner of this contest is @Lala…..

@nids13 wrote:

Sharad Pawar decides to transfer 15 lakhs to every Indian

Really?how to loot???

Paytm has Chinese investment…please Boycott Paytm…

@Magus
@MovieSeeker

@Stupendous Man wrote:

Paytm has Chinese investment…please Boycott Paytm…

@Magus
@MovieSeeker

If you are planning to go to bank tomorrow, to exchange ₹ 500 and 1,000 notes, please take following things along with you:
- Cash for exchange;
- ID Proof;
- Lunch box;
- Playing Cards;
- Power bank;
- Headphones;
- Dinner;
- Bed sheet;
- and lots of patience.

लगता है और मारेगा अभी
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
सुना है जापान गया है जापानी तेल लेने
😢
😬😜😀😆😅😂😂😂

ATM: out of service
BANK: out of cash
PUBLIC: out of control
MODI: out of country.😂😂😂

Kidnapper : we have kidnap your son

Father : I m very poor.. I cannot give you anything

Kidnapper : shut up, we are giving you 2 crore.. You need to bring change of it😡😡😡😡😵😵😵😵😳😳😳😳😡😡😡😡😡😡😵😵😵😵

वा रे मोदी जी क्या दिमाग चलाया है काले धन का तो पता नहीं पर घरो में ओरतो के खजाने का तो पता चल हि जाएगा 👌👌👌👌🙌super mind

⏱5 Days Before :

💁Wife : Gar kharch ke liye paise do…
💁🏼‍♂Husband : Kalhi to diye the..

🖥📡After Modi Anouncment..
(500 and 1000 rupee notes are not valid from tomorrow)

💁Wife : mere pas 20000 pade he abhi kal bank me jakar jama kara dena.
💁🏼‍♂Husband : Great modi …
Abhi to sala gar me se bhi Black Money nikal ne laga..

Before Election Modi saild, every indian got 2Lakhs in bank account due to black money

Now till 31 dec, every account 2Lakhs will added directly or Indirectly

2016 Last mein

आज अगर दम हैं तो बैंक में जाकर अमिताब बच्चन वाला Dialogue बोल के दिखाओ… " जहाँ हम खड़े होते हैं लाइन वही से शुरू होती हैं" (आँखे ICU में ना खुले तो कहना)

I know the contest is over. But still….
Man’na pdega bapu ko…..Mundi ghumane ke liye pura desh ghuma diya

@Amit Goyal wrote:

I know the contest is over. But still….
Man’na pdega bapu ko…..Mundi ghumane ke liye pura desh ghuma diya

http://m.imgur.com/f...J2

Jabh ek gaal par chamat pade toh dusra bhi aage karna chahiye..

ना वफ़ा मिली ।।।

ना प्यार मिला ।।।

बेबसी का आलम तो देखो ।।।

ना जिओ सिंम मिला ।।।

ना ₹2000 का नोट मिला ।।।

@Lala wrote:

ना वफ़ा मिली ।।।

ना प्यार मिला ।।।

बेबसी का आलम तो देखो ।।।

ना जिओ सिंम मिला ।।।

ना ₹2000 का नोट मिला ।।।

@Plato @Nigel @MJ911 @sidbhai @avgn

@Lala wrote:

ना वफ़ा मिली ।।।

ना प्यार मिला ।।।

बेबसी का आलम तो देखो ।।।

ना जिओ सिंम मिला ।।।

ना ₹2000 का नोट मिला ।।।

वाह वाह। काफ़िये की जान ले ली|

I got one 2000 BTW

Narendra modi ki Surgical strike k karan sari patani o ka chupa kala dhan samane aaya, bt mere to pati ka muzse chupaya hua kala dhan bahar aa gaya waw narendra modi ko mera salam

@admin wrote:

Entries will be accepted till 11:59PM, 12th November, Saturday

Winner will be declared on Monday, 14th November

Who is winner?

@admin its 15th nov. Declare the name of winner.

@shivarocking72570 wrote:

@admin its 15th nov. Declare the name of winner.

Sorry, there is lot of smog today.

#kuchbhi #validreason

लगभग 50 लाख ज्योतिषी हैं भारत में

किसी ने नहीं बताया कि…

😡😡😡😡

@shivarocking72570 wrote:

@admin its 15th nov. Declare the name of winner.

Kaala dhan already dhikane laga diya DD ne … ab koi jarrort nahin winner ki

Sorry guys for delay in declaring the winner.

Many Congratulations @nids13 for sharing some really nice ones…

Kindly share your Mobile number via PM and I will send Money to your PayTM account.

Thanks everyone else for participating…

Congrats @nids13 after 2013 you came alive to post here and won , i hope you get your prize.

Thanks Admin…how do I PM?? Chat option??