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3 PARROTS
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
“Rs. 2500.”, the man said. "Well what does he do?
“He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
“He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters.”
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, “Rs. 10,000.”
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird’s specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven’t seen him do anything.
But the other two call him " BOSS"!!
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
sometimes its harder to let go…:-{
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Quote – Samuel Johnson
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections have to be overcome.
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Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle.
The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured – and returned to the zoo.
A month passes, then two, three…..but the city-lion is not traceable!
Finally, after six months the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.
Jungle-lion: For God’s sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?
City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of government servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more.
Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar… On the last day I ate the chai-walla. Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & their chai!
They launched a massive hunt. And I got caught!
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Robbers during a bank robbery Realized head of the bank warned of Logoँ
“The money is in the country and find your own
All Turnt lie …. Quick "
Everybody were late!
Mostly it says – ‘Mind Changing Concept’
A woman was lying Realized provocative pose
The head of the robbers said to him –
“Behave, Laying It is robbing ’
Mostly it says – ‘Focusing’
MBA was made a fellow of the robbers,
He Leँ counting money?
Watching the news on TV at that stupid head,
Mostly it says – ‘Experience’
Robbers ran away with 20 million. Assistant Manager – ‘FIR’ do?
Manager – Take ’10 million and 50 million, of which we
They have also added to fraud robbed …. I wish every month to robbery ’
Mostly it says – ‘Opportunity’
News seen on TV – “80 million looted from bank”
20 million were counted several times Luteroँ
So that they understand the risks they were only 20 million,
Create 60 million granted by law to the manager
This is now enabling MANAGEMENT! 
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office streches
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