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Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you..”
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent’s lawyer)?”
She again replied, “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him.”
The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: “If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to jail for contempt of court !!!” =)) =D
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The WAITRESS, DUMMY, & CHIDDU
Sonia the WAITRESS, her DUMMY Man MAUN Singh & CHIDDU Chidambaram was flying in a helicopter….
Sonia the WAITRESS drops a 100 Rs note & says:
“I made one poor Indian happy.”
Man MAUN the DUMMY drops two 50 Rs notes & says:
“I made two poor Indians happy.”
Finally CHIDDU Chidambaram drops 100 coins of one rupee & says:
“I made 100 poor Indians happy.”
Hearing this pilot laughs & says:
“I should drop all three of you down and make 125 Crore Indians happy.”…
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Giv 1 English word for- Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?
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Ha.ha.ha….
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painting
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So I was in class when I saw this guy reading an IHOP menu.
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Laundry
It was 6:00 PM, and I was about to leave the laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone’s laundry on my way home.
“It’s for my cousin,” she apologized, “who’s eight months pregnant and can’t get out much anymore.”
I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered.
“Hi, there,” I said with a big smile. “Is your Mummy home?”
Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, “I have a delivery for her.”
The child’s mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide.
“Mom!” she shrieked, “come quick! It’s the stork!”
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A while back, we tried to take family photos at the beach. The results were………..unexpected.
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Causes of Accidents in Pakistan
(also see the size of earrings)
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Scientific joke >>>
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/funny-fun?page=4#post_1223988
Why most Aussies live in fear.
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