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Santa:how many apples can u eat on empty stomach??
banta:i can eat 6 apples
santa:wrong, u can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach coz when u eat the 2nd thats not on empty stomach.
banta: super joke yaar i will tell this 2 my other friends
then banta went 2 his frnd
banta: how many apples can u eat on empty stomach??
frnd:10 apples.
banta:huut yaar 6 bolta toh mast joke sunata 
Kya baat hain !!
Har Baat ka Koi Jawab Nahi Hota…
Har Ishq ka Naam Kharab Nahi Hotaaa..
Yun to Jhoom Lete Hai Nashe me Pine Wale
Magar Har Nashe ka Naam Sharab Nahi Hota…
Khamosh Chehre Par Hazaro Pehre Hote Hai ..
Hasti Aankho Me Bhi Zakham Gehre Hote Hai ..
Jinse Aksar Rooth Jaate Hai Hum ..
Asal Me Unse Hi Rishte Gehre Hote Hai ..
- Kisi ne khuda se dua mangi,
Dua mein usne khud ki maut mangi,
Khuda ne kaha, maut to tuje de du magar,
Usse kya kahu jisne teri zindagi ki dua mangi.
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Har insaan ka dil bura nahi hota
Har ek insaan bewafa nahi hota..,
Buj jate hai diye kabhi tail ki kami se..,
Har bar kusoor hawa ka nahi hota..!!
Joke of the day key thread mein emotional shayri 
Band kyu baza rahe ho har ek thread ki barood bhai 
Edit – Yeh taboo ki pic original laga letey toh bhi daraney k liye kaafi thi , extra effects kyu daal diye 
This thread contains max. voice (85), still it is deserted..
just refresh some of the threads on my first page of monitored topics
http://www.desidime.com/users/2186/mon…ed
just to remember old time contributors like bala bhai, Born Legend, IndianMonk etc.
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actual pic is here http://www.desidime.com/forums/humor-zone/topic…
Humour
1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans: Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans: Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans: Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans: A cow giving milk powder.
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi?
Ans: Miser’s house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade
📋 Sign Board outside GARAGE:
“If we can’t repair your brakes we make your horns louder..”
📋 Signboard outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "
📋 Signboard outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way….."
It’s time to get over from Temple Run and move on to the new gaming sensation of Android market,ModiRun of Smart Namo series!It’s a blend of Mario & Temple-Run!Here you need to help Namo in gathering votes through various states of country. You will have various Bumps on the way,where you have to jump the cartoon.What’s your view?
Download Free here – https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=c...
better it could be like instead of narayan , narayan !
they say
Namo Namo,, vote japo,, sansad pahuncho !
Hahaha … I feel its Fun
Fart and say…
Silence is golden – and silent but violent once are to beware of!
Americans fart and say “excuse me!”…
British fart and say “pardon me!”…
Japanese fart and say “forgive me!”…
And………………
Indians fart and say “not me”
Gujju Ne Bola:
Today I’m Going to Watch “Mission Impossible” tonite. !!
Santa: Bola Kya On Cable or at Theatre?
Gujju: Na Na !! Not the Film, !! aaj My Wife has Bought Slim Fit Jeans & she is going to Try it. Tonight !!!