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THIS thread is intended for fun purpose iska laksha DAN bhai ya AAM admi ko satane ka nhi:-P

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1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”

2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely

6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist
7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!

8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes

9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL

10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it

11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas

12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”
13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement

14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers

15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts

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feku fans acting like feku lol

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lol, maza aa gaya https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif @raj bro, waiting for similar fun thread on 56" ki chhati wali MONA (NAMO) darling https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif agar bandwidth jyada ho to pappu-G ko bhi mat bhulna https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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raj. posted any thread of after long time, so he started to utilise the January quota, honestly !

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kejri .. could be the first cm getting so much jokes in short time,
even more than lalu and Maya !

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Nayak 2: The Common Man Rises:

Most appropriate video for this thread title so posting here. Watch n share https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

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Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg

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lol rajeshdime kg:-P https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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nav007 wrote:

Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg


ANother FAke Pic by BJP Trolls, sucked up by NAV.

NAV Bro what is your source for this pic ? ? ?

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Voter ko Samjhdar hona chahiye – Padhe likhe to Delhi waale bhi the.

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DAN wrote:

nav007 wrote:

Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg


ANother FAke Pic by BJP Trolls, sucked up by NAV.

NAV Bro what is your source for this pic ? ? ?


how can u be so sure that pic is by BJP….any source ?

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jatt_is_att wrote:

DAN wrote:

nav007 wrote:

Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg


ANother FAke Pic by BJP Trolls, sucked up by NAV.

NAV Bro what is your source for this pic ? ? ?


how can u be so sure that pic is by BJP….any source ?

Let NAV answer this.

he had been posting several fake pics from BJP Fanboy pages here

EDIT : just few days back a BJP Fanboy had posted the left part in the below pic https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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DAN wrote:

jatt_is_att wrote:

DAN wrote:

nav007 wrote:

Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg


ANother FAke Pic by BJP Trolls, sucked up by NAV.

NAV Bro what is your source for this pic ? ? ?


how can u be so sure that pic is by BJP….any source ?

Let NAV answer this.

he had been posting several fake pics from BJP Fanboy pages here

just few days back he had posted the left part in the below pic https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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Kejriwal ne tumhe sirf jhuth bolna sikhaya h kya?? Please provide the link where I posted this pic previously. Bhai I have respect for you. But Itna jhuth mat bolo ki tumhe aukaat dikhani pade. I don’t want to use this word but please don’t simply pull allegation.

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DAN wrote:

nav007 wrote:

Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg


ANother FAke Pic by BJP Trolls, sucked up by NAV.

NAV Bro what is your source for this pic ? ? ?


Regarding this pic. This pic is all over internet. This pic is taken by leading news paper reporter. How can you say, this is fake pic. Every one see only Poonya Prasoon Bajpai covering the dharna live on AAJ Tak in mid night also

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OK Bhakton, Here we go.
ye hai kal ki pic of meeting, as posted on Pune Mirror , with better clarity than what Bhakts are circulating online

https://cdn0.desidime.com/Placeholders/No-Image-Available.pnghttp://www.punemirror.in/article/4/201401232014...



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DAN wrote:

OK Bhakton, Here we go.
ye hai kal ki pic of meeting, as posted on Pune Mirror

https://cdn0.desidime.com/Placeholders/No-Image-Available.pnghttp://www.punemirror.in/article/4/201401232014...






Not so good job tolls . I am not impressed https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Ab kya hua bhai?? Abi tak to ye pic fake bta rhe the??

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nav007 wrote:


Ab kya hua bhai?? Abi tak to ye pic fake bta rhe the??


nav007 wrote:

Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg


check out the pic I have shared,

1. You cannot claim conclusively that it is Punya.
2. BJP walo ko ye sapna kab aaya ki ye “AAP ki PERSONAL MEETING” thi ?

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nav007 wrote:

DAN wrote:

jatt_is_att wrote:

DAN wrote:

nav007 wrote:

Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg


ANother FAke Pic by BJP Trolls, sucked up by NAV.

NAV Bro what is your source for this pic ? ? ?


how can u be so sure that pic is by BJP….any source ?

Let NAV answer this.

he had been posting several fake pics from BJP Fanboy pages here

just few days back A BJP FANBOY had posted the left part in the below pic https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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Kejriwal ne tumhe sirf jhuth bolna sikhaya h kya?? Please provide the link where I posted this pic previously. Bhai I have respect for you. But Itna jhuth mat bolo ki tumhe aukaat dikhani pade. I don’t want to use this word but please don’t simply pull allegation.


ok, another guy, not you . Sorry , I have corrected my post above.

here is the comment i was talking about http://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...

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and i Did not know Thane was in Gujarat. http://unsettledcity.wordpress.com/tag/j...i/

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DAN wrote:


ok, another guy, not you . Sorry , I have corrected my post above.

here is the comment i was talking about http://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...
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..the news was 100% authentic, though the pic was symbolic, Check this out

http://archive.indianexpress.com/news/gujarat-h...

http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/news/states...

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login33 wrote:

DAN wrote:


ok, another guy, not you . Sorry , I have corrected my post above.

here is the comment i was talking about http://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...
login33 wrote:

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..the news was 100% authentic, though the pic was symbolic, Check this out

http://archive.indianexpress.com/news/gujarat-h...

http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/news/states...

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above is the precise image


क्यों भाई साहेब, स्वर्णिम गुजरात में symbols की कमी है क्या ? की महाराष्ट्र और गुआंगझू , चीन की तसवीरें छाप रहे हैं नमो भक्तजन ?

कुछ अन्य उदाहरण इधर भी हैं .
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DAN wrote:

nav007 wrote:

Kejriwal is so honest. So that he Invite AAJ Tak Anchor Punya Prasun Bajpai in his party leaders personal meeting.
https://i.imgur.com/5Ec0cYj.jpg


ANother FAke Pic by BJP Trolls, sucked up by NAV.

NAV Bro what is your source for this pic ? ? ?


how can you say tht this pic is by bjp only it can be by congress or its that you consider aap and congress same very nice and pure
why not congress is mentioned guilty in any threads of desidime though its the world leader in scams since some recent years

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gr8ps wrote: how can you say tht this pic is by bjp only it can be by congress


Because so far i have seen mostly the BJP trolls indulging in this despicable behavior.

Currently BJP considers AAP its biggest enemy (larger than congress), which is why BJP has unleased an army of rolls and is indulging in all kinds of nonsensical propaganda , fake pics, videos against AAP. Congress is also doing its part in Anti-AAP bashing (e.g. Hon. Presidents speech https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif ) but The number of Anti-AAP comments are less than what BJP leaders are speaking.


gr8ps wrote: or its that you consider aap and congress same very nice and pure

This is a nonsense that BJP wants us to believe. No I do not consider that


gr8ps wrote: why not congress is mentioned guilty in any threads of desidime though its the world leader in scams since some recent years

You need to remove the NaMo Goggles to be able to see Anti-congress comments in the threads. Just because Congress has indulged in humungous scams does not mean NaMo Bhakts can say "Look BJP is ‘less’ corrupt than congress, so we Brought back Yedurappa . Vote for NaMo/BJP " No I consider both BJP – Congress equally corrupt

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आजकल बीजेपी के नेता अपनी रैलियों में ताल ठोककर विदेशों में जमा काला धन लाने की बात करते है! इनकी सरकारे भी सबने देख ली है, और किसी को पता नहीं है कि इन्होने काले धन को लाने के लिए अपने कार्यकाल में क्या कदम उठाये थे, और कांग्रेस को तो इस मुद्दे से कुछ लेना देना है नहीं है|

मगर ये बात सबको पता है, कि काले धन को विदेशों से बाहर लाने से पहले एक छोटा सा कदम, जो है RTI के अंतर्गत आने का, वो न ही कांग्रेस और न ही बीजेपी उठाना चाहती है| ऐसे में ये सिर्फ चुनावी वायदे है हैं कि हम काला धन वापस लेकर आयेंगे|

Global Financial Integrity (GFI) की रिपोर्ट के मुताबिक हर 24 घंटे में भारत से 240 करोड़ रुपये काले धन के रूप में देश से बाहर चले जाते है| 1948 से लेकर 2008 तक 9.7 लाख करोड़ रुपये देश से बहार जा चुके है| ये राशि कोयला घोटाले से 5.5 गुना अधिक है|

सबसे रोचक बात ये है कि 5.7 लाख करोड़ रुपये का काला धन 2000 से 2008 के बीच में देश से बहार गया है|

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