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“The sense of humour should be directed towards oneself. It is a very great thing to laugh at oneself, and he who can laugh at himself gradually becomes full of concern and compassion for others.
In the entire world no event, no subject invites laughter like oneself."
— Osho
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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books.
The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of new car.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
Q: What’s the difference between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Don’t mess with a Zanzibari
A tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, “Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?”
The boat guy said, “NO….” not any.
The tourist then asked, “What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!”
The boat guy said nothing…..
After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking.
The boatman then asked the tourist, “Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?”
The tourist said, “NO!”
The boat guy replied,
“Well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology
Will eat your Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology
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Even God has a Sense of Humour
God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his subordinates
“Look everything should be in balance.
For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would
have to cut off the forests…
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked…
“God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?”
God said……. "Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. “INDIA”,
My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..
The angel was quite surprised:
“But god you said everything should be in balance.”
God replied —
“Look at the neighbours I gave them”
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PARLIAMENTARY DONATIONS….!!!
A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam.
Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on ?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament
and they’re asking for a £100 million ransom…!!!
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car collecting donations.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average ?” the driver asks.
“Roughly a gallon…!!!”
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