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“The sense of humour should be directed towards oneself. It is a very great thing to laugh at oneself, and he who can laugh at himself gradually becomes full of concern and compassion for others.
In the entire world no event, no subject invites laughter like oneself."
— Osho
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Think and act like a lawyer
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?”
The student replied, “Here’s an orange.”
The professor was outraged. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!”
The student then replied, “Okay. I’d tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding…’”
सबसे बडा कौन Sabse Bada Kaun ??
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha.
Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.
Sharabi – n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari – ne baat taalne ke liye kaha “Mandir Bada”.
Sharabi – bola “Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada”
Pujari: “Dharti badi”
Sharabi: “Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi”
Pujari: “Sheshnaag bada”
Sharabi: “Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada”
Pujari: “Shiv bada”
Sharabi: “Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada”
Pujari: “Parbat bada”
Sharabi: “Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada”
Pujari: “Hanuman bada”
Sharabi: “Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada”
Pujari: “Ram bada”
Sharabi: “Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada”
Pujari: “Arey mere baap, tu bata kaun bada”
Sharabi: “Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada”……..