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Why Men are Seldom Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack…
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
Men Are Just Happier People
EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators…YEP!!!
MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man can forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@srocks
Nyc line bro
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
Aise Mistry o kabhi bulti hi nahi hai
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
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@Gr@h@m@lkene™
Sir, mere saare dost kaminey hai. They would like to lift me up forever. 
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After the film interval, Kirit and his wife were making way to their seats when the lights went off and the film started. Reaching the first row, Kirit asked the nearest man : “while moving out during interval, did I step on your feet by mistake?”
The man said in a grumpy voice "yes. "
“Fine, come dear, this is our row. "and coolly occupied their seats.
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1. Always keep your words soft and
sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
2. Always read stuff that will make
you look good if you die in the middle of it.
3. Drive carefully.
It’s not only cars that can be
recalled by their maker.
4. If you can’t be kind, at least
have the decency to be vague.
5. If you lend someone $20, and
never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
6. It may be that your sole purpose
in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
7. Never buy a car you can’t push.
8. Never put both feet in your mouth
at the same time, because then you
don’t have a leg to stand on.
9. The early worm gets eaten by
the bird, so sleep late.
10. When everything’s coming your way,
you’re in the wrong lane.
11. Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer you live.
12. Ever notice that the people who
are late are often much jollier than the
people who have to wait for them?
13. If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t
more people happy?
14. You may be only one person in
the world, but you may also be
the world to one person.
15. Some mistakes are too much
fun to make only once.
16. Don’t cry because it’s over.
Smile because it happened.
17. We could learn a lot from crayons:
Some are sharp,
Some are pretty,
Some are dull,
Some have weird names
= and =
All are different colours,
But they all have to learn to
live in the same box.
18. A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
19. Happiness comes through doors
you didn’t even know you left open.
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another petrol station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color…
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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