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Pocket Mantra
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proper burn
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The Simplest Explanation
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Pete in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
“What happened Paddy ?” she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home… and guess what I found??
Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Tim McDurmt in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!"
“Come now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "There now Pete, you see? I told you there must be a simple explanation! “Well what is it?” Fumed Pete.
“She never got your E-mail!”
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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product..?”
She says, ‘Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.’
‘And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for..?’
‘We use it for fax.’
The researcher was a little taken back.
‘Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for f*x. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex..?
The woman says, ‘I don’t mind telling you at all…my husband and I put it on the door knob, so the kids can’t open the door..!’
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“U cannot taste me, until u undress me?”
-Banana
“U cannot eat me unless u lick me”
- Ice cream.
“U cannot play with me unless u blow me”
- Balloon.
“U cannot enjoy me unless u suck me”
- Lollypop.LollipopSmiling face with open mouth and cold sweat
“U can not enjoy me unless u spread me”
Butter
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History sir was on leave. So science sir was asked to set d paper.
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The very 1st Question shocked the students…….
Describe Shahajahan’s wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts
😳🙈🙆🙉🙈😂😂
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History sir was on leave. So science sir was asked to set d paper.
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The very 1st Question shocked the students…….
Describe Shahajahan’s wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts
😳🙈🙆🙉🙈😂😂
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Little did Kari know
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A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I’m confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential !!!
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