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Gender of Railway Crossing
An inquiry was being held for an accident at a Railway crossing in Punjab India.
A Sardar ji Station Master was asked by the Inquiry Commission, “How many Railway Crossings are in your area.”
“Total eleven sir, four un-manned and seven manned. In manned crossings, four are female and three are male sir.”
He was asked, “What do you mean by ‘Male’ and ‘Female’ crossings?”
Sardar Ji replied, “Where the barrier pole goes up, we call it male, and where the gate panels spread out open, we call it female.”
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🐣Chicken Story🐣 ABSOLUTE PROFESSIONAL
(Mind blowing climax):
A farmer owns 25 young hens 🐤 and one old cock …
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock 🐓 from the market…
Old cock to Young cock 🐓:
Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity…
🐓Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can’t I help you with some?
🐓Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.
🐓Young cock: OKKK..
What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
🐓Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off
& when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases 🐓 him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock’s back 🐓in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly…"BANG"💥!!!
Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer …
who cursed,
: “Hell”
This is the 5th GAY cock I’ve bought this week." ??
Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics !!!!!😝😝
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Lets see… Cats. Women. Tattoos. Cat’s role of dominance over the human race. This should work.
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Oh, Shit!!!!
She’s asking about Olive Oil…
She’s asking about Olive Oil…
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