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Dont drink water or any liquids in front of your laptop.

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This the third time it is happening to me. I was drinking water and a friend of mine shared a picture in FB and I spat all over my laptop. I dont remember what was the other two , but this time its this one.

Damn you jimmy fallon
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mere sath bhi hua hai aisa toungueout vu

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Haha.

But… but… but we tie the watch to our left hand right?

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Jairaj wrote:

Haha.

But… but… but we tie the watch to our left hand right?

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lol

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@Jairaj wrote:

Haha.

But… but… but we tie the watch to our left hand right?

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Not every body is a right handed person, bro toungueout . Btw that picture reminds me of this family guy episode where quagmire finds out that there are a lot we can do with internet . lol

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@DAN wrote:

good but should have been posted in humor-zone www.desidime.com/forums/humo...ne


Sorry bro, my bad. Posted by habit.Alerted admin.Btw its an useful tip,so I guess dost and dimes is fine too biggrin

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Bride Can’t Stop Laughing During Wedding Vows

Groom accidentally pronounces ‘lawfully’ as ‘wawfully,’ and the Bride cracks up so much that they had to take a break in the ceremony

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Court Testimony

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his … first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.

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any coupon @Bagpiper for staff ?

lets have birthday party tomorrow for DD

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PRESENCE OF MIND
Not only our academic technical knowledge helps, but also common sense the presence of mind to give the right answers at right time spontaneously and also to wriggle out of difficult situations. Even if you don’t know the answer for a question, just confuse the questioner(s) and/ or make him/them spellbound by twisting the question or the answer to your perspective.

Questions and the Answers given by Candidates (oh…………. sorry they are IAS Officers now)

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all its already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
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Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A.. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. . (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night. . (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
A.. Because he is dead.
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Q. If you throw a blue stone into the red sea what will it become ?
A. It becomes wet. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
A. Rain
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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A. TOMORROW
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Q.. What looks like half apple?
A. The other half. (UPSCIAS Topper)
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Q. What can you never eat at breakfast?
A. Dinner.
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Q. What gets wet while drying?
A. A towel.
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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
A. AGE.
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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A. It caused a revolution.
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Q. How is it easy to weigh a fish?
A. Because it has its own scales.
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Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A. Because it is too tyred.
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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. liquid (UPSC 33Rank)
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Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or only one really difficult question.
The probable thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.”
“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?”
The boy was taken aback to reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but as he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will ask me only one difficult question!” He was selected for IIM

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