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@forgotten wrote:
steven gerrard
U r already
(Aka dp)
@forgotten wrote:
steven gerrard
Angry
@B@R_0_0_D Anna,
I wanna Settle as a baba in Gokyo Lake (Near Dudh Koshi river )
Lord Shiva.
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@forgotten wrote:
steven gerrard
Angry
he is hero in poitical /social scenario ….
in fantacy … what i hv said earlier 
Why would anyone want to become a ‘thing’? 
@Jairaj wrote:
Why would anyone want to become a ‘thing’?
#sahi pakde hain,
I presume anything includes becoming Anaconda , shark, dianosour or Mogli !
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@Jairaj wrote:
Why would anyone want to become a ‘thing’?
#sahi pakde hain,
I presume anything includes becoming Anaconda , shark, dianosour or Mogli !
@Spock admin team great job now suspend
@srocks wrote::roll:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@Jairaj wrote:
Why would anyone want to become a ‘thing’?#sahi pakde hain,
I presume anything includes becoming Anaconda , shark, dianosour or Mogli !
@Spock admin team great job now suspend
woot ¿?
please understand that in Baroodwa‘s topic only Baroodwa has primary rights to go off-topic or on a totally different trajectory.
[operative word being only]
even he hasn’t don it in here, then how can others !
i am unsure whom you want me to suspend.
I sure as heaven can not ‘suspend’ anyone from admin team, heck i can not suspend ‘anyone’ for that matter !
[or you meant to say that admin team is doing great job and now should suspend ?]
but suspend whom 
trust me, PLEASE, Barood bhai is a good boy, not a bad boy .. unko bakhsh dou
the moment he said that he is beautiful inside and outside ! on 11th April i immediately started http://archive.is...WV following the topic.
[don’t be J @srocks, i was even following the topic you started about four minutes after making your above comment > http://archive.is...gn]
trust me, PLEASE, Barood bhai is a good boy, not a bad boy .. unko bakhsh dou
the moment he said that he is beautiful inside and outside ! on 11th April i immediately started http://archive.is...WV following the topic.
[don’t be J @srocks, i was even following the topic you started about four minutes after making your above comment > http://archive.is...gn]
@Spock wrote:
trust me, PLEASE, Barood bhai is a good boy, not a bad boy .. unko bakhsh dou
the moment he said that he is beautiful inside and outside ! on 11th April i immediately started http://archive.is...WV following the topic.
[don’t be J @srocks, i was even following the topic you started about four minutes after making your above comment > http://archive.is...gn]
@Spock Tera Sentiment Hill Gaya Hai Kya kuch bol deta hai
@Spock wrote:
trust me, PLEASE, Barood bhai is a good boy, not a bad boy .. unko bakhsh dou
the moment he said that he is beautiful inside and outside ! on 11th April i immediately started http://archive.is...WV following the topic.
[don’t be J @srocks, i was even following the topic you started about four minutes after making your above comment > http://archive.is...gn]
meri post meri marzi understood @Spock
@srocks wrote:@Spock wrote:
trust me, PLEASE, Barood bhai is a good boy, not a bad boy .. unko bakhsh dou
the moment he said that he is beautiful inside and outside ! on 11th April i immediately started http://archive.is...WV following the topic.
[don’t be J @srocks, i was even following the topic you started about four minutes after making your above comment > http://archive.is...gn]
@Spock Tera Sentiment Hill Gaya Hai Kya kuch bol deta hai
Jus b coz Spock v/s @srocks v/s stocks
V/s Spwrm (w=e)
Too much confusion
Srocks u can pm if in doubt.
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
Jus b coz Spock v/s @srocks v/s stocks
V/s Spwrm (w=e)
nobody helped me that day 
desidime.com/forums/hot-deals-online/topics/loot-huawei-y3c-2999?f=1&page=2#post_3273505 
from having my past kicked around. i waited to no avail 
so sad 
@B@R_0_0_D wrote: Srocks u can pm if in doubt.
plas won
+1
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
can not say about being some else.
too many permutations and combinations.
would just be happy if our own past could be re-lived, go back in time and be young again and have memories from the future to act according (may be differently).
as for absolutely ‘anything’: we are becoming quasi-Gods in bits and pieces.
@Spock wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:can not say about being some else.
to many permutations and combinations.
would just be happy if our own past could be re-lived, go back in time and be young again and have memories from the future to act according (may be differently).
as for absolutely ‘anything’: we are becoming quasi-Gods in bits and pieces.
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Woddy Allen’s sense of humour is a class apart!
Hope you enjoy it👇👇
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”
brilliant Woody Allen!! 👏👏👏
@Spock wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:can not say about being some else.
to many permutations and combinations.
would just be happy if our own past could be re-lived, go back in time and be young again and have memories from the future to act according (may be differently).
as for absolutely ‘anything’: we are becoming quasi-Gods in bits and pieces.
अद्भुत, केवल हिंदी में ही ऐसी विशेषता है!!….
एक बार एक कवि हलवाई की दुकान पहुँचे, जलेबी और दही ली और वहीं खाने बैठ गये।
इतने में एक कौआ कहीं से आया और दही की परात में चोंच मारकर उड़ चला। हलवाई को बड़ा गुस्सा आया, उसने पत्थर उठाया और कौए को दे मारा। कौए की किस्मत ख़राब, पत्थर सीधे उसे लगा और वो मर गया।
- ये घटना देख कवि हृदय जगा । वो जलेबी खाने के बाद पानी पीने पहुँचे तो उन्होने एक कोयले के टुकड़े से वहां एक पंक्ति लिख दी।
“काग दही पर जान गँवायो”- तभी वहाँ एक लेखपाल महोदय जो कागजों में हेराफेरी की वजह से निलम्बित हो गये थे, पानी पीने आए। कवि की लिखी पंक्तियों पर जब उनकी नजर पड़ी तो अनायास ही उनके मुँह से निकल पड़ा, कितनी सही बात लिखी है! क्योंकि उन्होने उसे कुछ इस तरह पढ़ा-
“कागद ही पर जान गँवायो”- तभी एक मजनू टाइप लड़का पिटा-पिटाया सा वहां पानी पीने आया। उसे भी लगा कितनी सच्ची बात लिखी है काश उसे ये पहले पता होती, क्योंकि उसने उसे कुछ यूँ पढ़ा था-
“का गदही पर जान गँवायो”शायद इसीलिए तुलसीदास जी ने बहुत पहले ही लिख दिया था,
“जाकी रही भावना जैसी प्रभु मूरत देखी तिन तैसी”
🌹🙏🙏🙏🌹👌👌
@Spock wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:can not say about being some else.
to many permutations and combinations.
would just be happy if our own past could be re-lived, go back in time and be young again and have memories from the future to act according (may be differently).
as for absolutely ‘anything’: we are becoming quasi-Gods in bits and pieces.
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Humorous description of seven stages of Life.😊.
1.) 👼 0-5 yrs we experience many “SPILLS” ..
2.) 👶 6-16 yrs we undergo many “DRILLS” ..
3.) 👱 17-25 yrs we discover many “THRILLS” ..
4.) 👦 26-40 yrs we have to pay many “BILLS” ..
5.) 👨 41-60 yrs we suffer many “ILLS” ..
6.) 👳 61-75 yrs we take many “PILLS” ..
7.) 👴 76 yrs. & above we worry about our “WILLS” ….
8.) Thereafter we remain / smile in STILLS !!!!!!!
जिसके नश्तर का वार था गहरा,
वो भी कम्बख्त यार था गहरा.
चलते चलते भूख लगी थी जिंदगी में अपनेपन की,
हम कुछ कसमे खाकर और वादे पी कर सो गये..!
आज तक उस थकान से दुःख रहा है बदन,
एक सफ़र किया था मैंने ख्वाहिशो के साथ….
कागज़’ के ‘नोटों’ से ‘आखिर’… ‘किस-किस’ को……. ‘खरीदोगे’
‘किस्मत’ ‘परखने’ के लिए ‘आज’ भी ‘सिक्का’ हीं ‘उछाला’ जाता है "
रास्ते भर रो रो के पूछा मुझसे पैर के छालों ने/बस्ती कितनी दूर बसा ली दिल में बसने वालों ने
“सूखे पत्तो की तरह बिखरा हुआ था मै,
किसी ने बड़े प्यार से समेटा,
और फिर आग लगा दी.”
Tappers & Listeners
In 1990, a psychology student at Stanford University, conducted an interesting experiment. It was referred to as the “Tappers & Listeners” experiment.
Each student was assigned one of two roles: ‘Tapper’ or ‘Listener’. The tappers were given a list of twenty-five popular tunes, such as “Happy Birthday to you” and “Jingle Bells”. They had to tap out the tune with their fingers on a table, and the listeners had to guess the song. As you might have guessed, this was not an easy task at all. Of the hundred and twenty times a tune was tapped, the listener could guess the tune correctly only thrice. That’s a success rate of about 2.5%.
But here’s the interesting bit. Before the tappers began to tap the tune, Elizabeth asked them to predict the probability of the listeners being able to guess the song correctly. The tappers predicted a 50% chance that they would be able to get the listeners to guess the tune correctly.
So while they thought that they would be able to get the listeners to guess correctly one out of two times, the reality was that listeners could guess the tune only once in forty attempts. How come?
Well, here’s what was happening. As the tapper taps the tune, he can hear the song playing in his head His fingers seem to be tapping the tune in perfect sync with what’s playing in his head. And he just can’t understand what the listener is not able to pick up such a simple tune!
And what about the listener? Well, she doesn’t have the tune playing in her head, without which, she has no idea what’s happening. She tries as hard as can to make sense of the bizarre Morse-code like tapping that she hears. Alas, to no avail. This results in utter frustration.
As leaders, we often fall into the tapper’s trap! We give instructions which seem very clear in our heads but our colleagues may have no idea what we want them to do. Has it happened to you that you called a young trainee to do some work, and when she got back the next day – having slogged all night to finish the task – you were disappointed? She hadn’t quiet done what you were looking for. You probably felt a bit frustrated too, that she ’didn’t quiet get it.’
The next time that happens, do remember that the problem is with the tapper – not the listener. Because you knew what you wanted to get done, you assumed it was clear to the young trainee too. That is seldom he case.
The next time you are communicating with a colleague, think about the “Tappers & Listeners” experiment. And remember, what’s obvious to you may not be so to the other person. When the listener says he doesn’t get it, that’s not a signal to get irritated. It’s probably telling you to put yourself in the other person’s shoes, and try and be more explicit. Don’t assume that knowledge levels are the same.
One more thing. Tapping harder or Tapping repeatedly won’t make it any easier for the Listener!
सच्चा प्यार वही होता हैजब लड़के के पास बजाज का पुराना स्कूटर हो……और लडकीउस पर बैठ कर घूमने को राजी हो जायबाकी सब तो मोह माया है
steven gerrard