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Desidime Mother's Day Contest: Share things Indian Mums say and win movie tickets worth Rs 750

Desidime Mother's Day Contest: Share things Indian Mums say and win movie tickets worth Rs 750

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“Things Indian Mums Say” are priceless and deserve a reward. Well! we are doing just that….

All the mums are really cute and have to admit; its hard to repay their love for love or even respect. Let’s pay a homage to all the mums by sharing her words of affection and you get a chance to win a movie ticket for her and yourself (No first promise us that you will take her for sure if you win….okay).

3 Lucky winners will win Bookmyshow vouchers worth Rs 250 each (Call it a movie date with mom – we say)

Some things are just unconditional – If you agree? It has to be her contribution in our life for sure!

Time for you to do your bit; think and share your creative masterpiece to win now sunglasses

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smile Valid until 12 May 2019, 11:59 PM
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Some examples of the lovely words as said by my mother:
1. If you keep your phone on silent mode; it will ruin your phone eventually (It makes no sense but yes have heard that all my life stuck_out_tongue)
2. Not well? Lazy? Careless? Dint score well? Yeah if you woke up early all of that would be sorted!
3. Did you eat? What did you eat? (Yes she demands to calculate your food nutrition value all the time and that is so nice)

Wishing all the mothers a very “Happy Mother’s Day”

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Earphone + Closed Eyes + Memories = Best feelings

2 min later

Mom – Is Phone ko koi aag q ni lga deta , har samay usi me Ghusa rehta h joy joy joy

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Those who are staying away from their mum wld feel the pain….
Mom: “beta ghar kb aa rhe ho?”

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Mom – “When are you gonna get married?! Everyone around you got married!! When am I going to see my grandkids???
You’re not getting any younger, get married already!”

These are the most common lines from my mom for about 2 years now… I know she’s worrying about my future but the way she’s panicking its as if I’m reaching 45.
I’m in my late 20s tho 😅

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माँ

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There are some guidelines given by my mom(in 2013) which I’m following from my college days(I have to😂): to call her in the morning then at lunch time and at around 9’O clock. Since I was doing engineering I got ample of time and followed these from 2013-2017. But yeah then I entered the cooperate life and with time that protocol to call her in the morning ended. And now even from last couple of months we used to have short duration of calls on weekdays(not weekends).
So during afternoon calls, her dialogue
Mom : hn ho gya khaana, wahi lunch krke cafeteria se nikla hoga socha hoga desk tak jaate jaate call kr deta hu… Yeh nahi ki baithke araam se baat krle… Chlte chlte krni hai tuje baat…bas poochega khaana khaa lia aapne, mausam kaisa hai..aur to kuch baat krega nahi kyuki time nahi hai…. Attendance hei to tuje mark krni hoti hai😂.. Ki hn dophar ko to call krta hu.. Taaki shaam ko teko sunne ko nah mile ki call nahi ki..
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Mom : ohh.. So finished your lunch… I know why u called me so that you can consume that time between ur way from cafeteria to ur desk…can’t u talk by just sitting at one place… And now u will ask just 2-3 questions to me thats it..becoz u don’t have time now to talk….U just call me to mark ur attendance so that I’ll not scold u in night that u had not called me..
Mom i know my call duration reduced but my love will never…❤️… Happy Mother’s day

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Reading some of the comments here, I now realise I’m not the only one whose mom hates my phone with a high level of hate and I fear for my phone’s safety 😅
Why do Indian moms hate the phone so much…? Even
when I quickly show her some random study app, she never looks convinced 😆

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When it wasn’t the phones, moms hated the TV or video games so I think it is to do with gadgets mainly which can be real time wasting too!

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I want to express my feelings by posting some comics stips from my fav “GarbageBin” Who often post about lovely mother son Relationship pray pray pray (These are in hindi, Sorry if i am breaking any rules)










Last but must be Fav one of everyone, what happens with everyone blush blush


i hope these will make some of ur childhood memories alive… To see more of them u can search “GarbageBin” at FB
blush pray pray pray

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This one point_up_2

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My mom could have been a famous detective!
She may not be tech savvy but seriously she has this some kind of psychic powers where she always catch my lies – whether hiding my maths paper somewhere else, lying about eating bitter gourd, faking studying while actually reading a comic, faking doing a project while secretly playing online games, and many more.
At one time, I was convinced she was watching me through a cctv in my room lol but that wasn’t the case… its the power of Indian moms 😅

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Mom to Hulk – How Thin you become take care of yourself & eat on time

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Shit i was quoting my post however i missed quote post stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye

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10 yrs old me : Mom, my stomach hurts… I think its diarrhoea 😫 (wanted to stay at home to watch some tv specials)

Mom : Ok, stay at home but you can’t watch tv. Also, do this maths problems from chp 1 to infinity.

Me : … ok, pack my tiffin, I’ll be late for school.

Even now I can’t fake an illness and get away with it. But I was able to even fool all others, including the principal once too 😆

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Mum: Get good marks on your 10th standard Exam… And then no need to study because after 10th all will be easy… grinning
Me: Okay Mum… I will do that pensive
(After getting good marks in 10th Standard……)
Mum: Get Top marks on your 12th standard Exam… Then only you will get good college in Engineering …. In college all will be easy…… stuck_out_tongue
Me: Okay Mum… I will do that pensive
Mum: Get top percentage in your B.E Couse …. So that IT MNC companies will hire you…. And your life will be settled sunglasses
Me: Okay Mum… I will try pensive

(Got good CGPA/Percentage in my B.E Course……. Till now no job confused …….. Savage level in Engineering smiling_imp )

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Bhai, not just in engineering. Sadly, one even gets a job if they’ve right connections and money bags.
This is unfortunately the common scenario in job market. Last year, after interview I was asked 8 lakhs for a Judicial assistant govt post.
No money, no job :/

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Mom to Son
What are you doing ?
Son: I am browsing deals on DD

(RECEIVES A FLYING CHAPPAL)

BOOM BOOM
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When son tells his mom that he won’t be there for dinner since he’s having a party with his friends…

When son reaches home, mom gives him the food she ate and tells him chup chap kha Le nai to Kal me tuje kuch nai dungi khaneko scream

T- Eat it right now or else I won’t make anything for u tomorrow stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes

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Mom- Sharma ji ki beti ko dekh, fir se top kia usne
Me- Aur kitna dekhu? Use dekh dekh ki hi to fail hua hu! pensive
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Mom- Look at ji sharma ji’s beti. She has topped again
Me- For how long more should i keep stalking her? Staring her is the reason for my dismal performance! pensive
Na mili chaukri na mili naukri

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Be Awake, “jo sowat hai so khowat hai” sunglasses
T- You sleep, you lose

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Guys I am suffering from bad health issues and this effects badly my studies and friendship. Results lot of depression, bad nightmares, praying whole time sob That time when no one supports me my mom comes to me and say’s Don’t worry beta I am always with you in every situation kissing_heart I know she’s with me but These words chears up my mood and heart and everything grinning All the mothers of the world through these not-so-great-words of mine. Sure no words can describe our gratitude or thanks for our mothers. She is the most precious gift to us from the Almighty. I can’t repay her but As a gift I sketched this for my lovely mother blush

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(During sale or when loot comes)
Mom:Buy this buy that ….(takes lot of time for choosing the products and makes me sit with her while choosing)
(After order gets placed)
Mom: You don’t study even for half an hour.All day you do time pass in online shopping.

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Normally it goes this way, she takes time to choose products while they go OOS & latrr she says- “Bakwas hai ye tera Online Voneline” stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes

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kaash y modi teri pubg ban krwadee persevere

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Me : Mom looked! Lakme and Lavie stuff at 50-70% off!
Mom : Goes into ordering mode
After a successful loot…
Mom : So this is what you’re doing with your phone all day?! Wasting your time with nonsense!! Not to mention your eyes will go blind confiscated phone + ear splitting lecture follows

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Me: Mummy pet me Dard ho Raha hai
Mom: Aur chalao phone aur khelo Pubg yeh toh hona hi tha

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Me: I want that ice candy
Mom: Nahi wo naale ke Paani se Bana hai😂😂

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Relatives give me money
Me: Yaaasssss
Mom: Giveit to me for safe keeping
I never got it back

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Me – mom meih bahar jana chahata huu.
Mom – nahi, bola na ek baar !!!
Me – Plz, mom saare dost ja rehe hai , even i want to go, can i ?
Mom – tujhe jo karna hai kar, dont ask me anything
me – confused

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Ghar kab Aayega.

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Ghar kab aayega
T – When will you be back home

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It is difficult to describe here in few words about what she said to me & about a indian mothers. Why because It’s has been 25 years from my birth. If I start discribing it requires Millions of Google database centers and More than infinite is needed. smile smile smile
So Happy mothers day in advance. Make her happy till the end.
smile smile smile

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Me: I ate pizzas burgers and puchkas today
Mom: Eat this ( Rantac 150) now😂😂

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Me eating while lying down on bed
Mom: Eat properly or all the food will go into the dogs stomach

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Moms reaction when their childerns goes out..
Ques 1. Where are you going ?
Ques 2. With whom you are going ?
Ques 3. Why are you going ?
Ques 4. When will you come ?
Ques 5. Is there any work or going for enjoy like homeless(Awara) ?
And after this all questions, One emotion bouncer will get..
" Whole day roaming outside like homeless (awara) , Try to be in home also with us"
But i love you Mom😇

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Maine khana kha liya hai sab tu khale

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Happy mother’s day. And I will make her happy till my end.

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