Desidime Mother's Day Contest: Share things Indian Mums say and win movie tickets worth Rs 750

Had your food?
Always have your food on time
Try to get up early
Sleep at the right time so that you can get up early
Start going for morning walk
You want tea
Shall I serve your breakfast /lunch /dinner
Eat it while it is warm
Don’t get a angry with the whole world
Start going for temple everyday
Start doing diyas daily
See all in our family don’t trust god. We should worship God Daily
See I am not educated but I don’t keep on worrying like you
Don’t worry, everything will be fine
You should listen to others advice
You never listen to my advice
And last but not the least

Whenever any of the above turns into arguments she says the following –
See I only studied 2nd standard and you are a CA, you have worked in 5 countries, you have such an excellent experience but then also I keep on advising you. So funny.
And then we close the argument happily and she concludes by saying so now onwards follow my advice to…..
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Had your food?
Always have your food on time
Try to get up early
Sleep at the right time so that you can get up early
Start going for morning walk
You want tea
Shall I serve your breakfast /lunch /dinner
Eat it while it is warm
Don’t get a angry with the whole world
Start going for temple everyday
Start doing diyas daily
See all in our family don’t trust god. We should worship God Daily
See I am not educated but I don’t keep on worrying like you
Don’t worry, everything will be fine
You should listen to others advice
You never listen to my advice
And last but not the least

Whenever any of the above turns into arguments she says the following –
See I only studied 2nd standard and you are a CA, you have worked in 5 countries, you have such an excellent experience but then also I keep on advising you. So funny.
And then we close the argument happily and she concludes by saying so now onwards follow my advice to…..
1…
2…
3…

Kaam dhande me mann laga, inn mobiloo aur ladkiyo me kuch nahi rakha….

Roz roz jane kya kya mangwata rahta hai online, band ho jaye ye online ki dukan to me ganga nahau…

Everyday Dialogue

Ek kaam dhang se nahi hota , kab bada hoga mera bacha

T – Happy mother’s day!

Oil your hair😀

Padh le warna chhitar padenge

When there are four people in family and the food present is only sufficient for three……

Mother: I am not feeling hungry.

Everytime: Beta khana kha liya tha kya

I want daughter in law🥰

Mom to me every Sunday: Naha ke aa phir hi khana milega…
You will get to eat only after your bath

When I break something in the house (mostly a glass)
Maa – Tod do, ghar me jo bacha hai sab tod do
T – Break it, break everything that’s left in the house

Me asking for a permission to go out
Maa – Haa jaao aur wapas mat aana, jaha jaa rahe ho wahi reh jaana
T – Go go. Dont come back, stay where you are going.

When I cant find something
Maa – Dhyaan se dekha? (Did you see properly?)
Me – Yes Maa
Mom – Agar mila toh ussi se maarungi
T – If I find it, I’ll hit you with that only

Joke :
Mele babu ne thana thaya kya ? is temporary

Beta, te jamyu? is permanent

T – Kid, did you eat?

Puttar apna khayal rakhna Garmin bahut ha pain pita Reyna.
Son take care of yourself, it’s too hot outside drink plenty of water.

If u can’t love your mom… Meditation is the best way to regain love… Because brain is not constant all the time…

Hey you came after spending whole day with your friends. I kept on calling but you never picked my call. Now u at home come sit with me. Why can’t u leave Ur mobile.always lost in your mobile

Ma kya hai jawab dhundeki koshish ki to ye mila…
Ma kya tum suraj ho ?
Nai suraj me bhi tapan hoti hai aur vo tapan tujme nahi…
Ma kya tum chanda ho?
Nahi, chand me b daag hota aur vo daag tum me nahi..
Ma kya tum sagar ho?
Nahi, sagar ka pani b khara hota hai aur vo kharapan tujme nahi…
Pir sochne laga tum kon ho…
Pir laga kya ma tum bhagwan ho?
Nahi, Unki bhi pooja karte hai lekin apko uski b zaruzat nai padti tu uski bina b sab dedeti hai..
Ur much more than our almighty.

LOVE YOU MOM <3

A must watch :

One more sketch for my mummy

When I don’t focus on my study
Mom- padhai karle Tere se to khet me Hal bhi nhi chalega kheti ke liye😃😃(study well otherwise you can’t even plough the field properly)

Whenever we goes out of town for chilling with friends,
But while we are enjoying with friends and forget everything about world…,
We are in moms mind 24*7 and praying for our Safety and come home safely..
Love you Mom😘

Here are a few at the top of me head, typical things that my mom says/ said:-

Saare din bistar par pada rahega? – Are you going to lie on the bed, whole day?

Saare din Mobile / Laptop par laga rahega – Are you going to be on your mobile/laptop, whole day?

Saare din ghar se bahar hi rahega – Are you going to stay out, whole day?

Kabhi toh ghar pe time pe aaya kar – At least once, try to get home on time

Nashta toh pura khatam kar ke ja – At least finish your breakfast before leaving

Dhang se nahaya bhi hai ki nahi – Have you taken a proper bath or not

Apne papa se poocho – Ask your dad

Kyun ki main keh rahi hoon – Because i said so

Mujhe ni sunna – I don’t want to hear

Kahaan pe hai, abhi? – Where are you now

Uske dekh, kitne number aa gaye – See, how much he scored

Paise pedh pe nahi ugte – Money doesn’t grow on trees

Padhaai kyun ni kar raha hai – Why aren’t you studying?

Kitni baar tokungi, ek hi cheez par – How many times am i going to remind you over the same thing?

Tumhe abhi nahi baadmein pata chalega – You will realise later

Jo banaya hai vohi khao – Eat what I’ve cooked

Auron ko do waqt ka khaana naseeb nahi hota, aur tum nakhre dikha rahe ho – Some People barely get anything to eat and you dare to throw tantrums.

Itna kharcha kahaan kar raha hai? – Where do you end up spending all this money?

Oh I got reminded of one more thing that my mom does whenever I show her a meme
Me – Mom, look at this meme
Maa – Who’s this? Do you know this person?

And at times, something funny turns out to be an hour-long lecture

All of the entries were straight from the heart and fabulous

Congratulations!!
The winners for the Desidime Mother’s day contest are:
@Wontdisplaymyname
@Explicitmind
@Total_Fun

Congrats to the winners! Hope you get to watch a good movie with your mom ❤

Congrats guys

Winners please check for your BookMyShow vouchers in your respective inbox as it is already been sent now.

Enjoy your movie