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*This has to be one of the funniest and most informative pieces of trivia . You really have to read it to the end to get the full extent of what it is about. The best part is that it is all true, historically accurate and very interesting.
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Railroad tracks. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif
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The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England , and English expatriates designed the US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that’s the gauge they used.
Why did ‘they’ use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

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Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that’s the spacing of the wheel ruts.

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So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.

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Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.
So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder ‘What horse’s ass came up with this?’ , you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses’ asses.)

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Now, the twist to the story:
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah

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The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses’ behinds.

https://i.imgur.com/rBL9S84.jpg

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world’s most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse’s ass. And you thought being a horse’s ass wasn’t important? Ancient horse’s asses control almost everything…
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ISRO’s Mars mission is the cheapest so far, just 450 crore i.e Rs 12 per km, lower than the local Auto fare in Mumbai..!!

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A young boy from Mumbai goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money … he calls home.

“Father,” he says, "You won’t believe what modern education is developing!

They actually have a program here in Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad IIM that will teach our dog, Moti, how to talk!"

“That’s amazing,” his father says. “How do I get Moti in that program?”

“Just send him down here with Rs. 1, 00,000” the young boy says “and I’ll get him in the course.”

So, his father sends the dog and Rs. 1, 00,000.

About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.

“So how’s Moti doing son?” his father asks.

“Awesome father, he’s talking up a storm,” he says, “but you just won’t believe this – they’ve had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!”

“Read!?” says his father, “No kidding! How do we get Moti in that program?”

“Just send Rs.2, 00,000, I’ll get him in the class.”

The money promptly arrives – But, our hero has a problem…

At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he arrives home the next day, his father is all excited. “Where’s Moti? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”

“Father,” the boy says, “I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Moti was in the living room, in the recliner, reading The Economic Times, like he usually does”.

“Then Moti turned to me and asked: – So, is your father still fooling around with that little pretty woman who lives down the street?”

The father became pale as an igloo and exclaimed: “I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!”

“I sure did, father!”

“That’s my boy!”

The kid now serves in New Delhi as a Member of Parliament.

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बेताल ने राजा से कहा….
हे राजन, रास्ते में मैं तुझे एक कहानी सुनाता हूँ….
अगर तू बोला तो मैं वापस पेड़ पर चला जाऊँगा…..
तो सुन….
एक भारत देश में केजरीवाल नामक एक सज्जन पुरुष रहता था….
जो चहुँ ओर व्याप्त भ्रष्टाचार से बहुत
दुखी था….
उसने आन्दोलन किये….
जन सभाओं में आवाज़ उठाई कि दोषिओं
को सजा मिलनी चाहिए…
उसने ढेर सारे कागज प्रमाण स्वरूप प्रस्तुत किये…
उसकी मांग थी कि दोषियों को तुरंत जेल
भेजा जाए….
लेकिन सत्ता में बैठे लोग कहाँ ऐसा करने वाले थे……
वो अपने ही विरुद्ध क्योंकर ऐसा करते भला?…
फिर समय बीता…..
भाग्य ने करवट बदली….
केजरीवाल राजा बन गया….
परन्तु राजा बनकर भी उसने किसी के
विरुद्ध मुकदमा नहीं चलाने की शुरुआत
की…

ऐसा क्यों?…..
हे राजन,
इस सवाल का उत्तर अगर तूने जानते हुए भी नहीं दिया तो तेरे सर के दो टुकड़े
हो जायेंगे….

 राजा बोला,
“बेताल,
सत्ता में आने के बाद मनुष्य बदल जाता है….
वह किसी भी काम को करने से पहले उसके दूरगामी परिणामों के बारे में
सोचता है….
आन्दोलन करते समय उसके पास खोने
को कुछ नहीं होता….
राजा बनने के बाद उसे राज्य का विस्तार करने की चिंता होती है….
वह उचित समय की तलाश में रहने लगता है….
उसे लगता है जब जनता 15 वर्षों से
झेल रही है तो और भी झेल लेगी……
थोडा चूरन- चटनी चटा दो इसको…”

हे बेताल!
यह मानव स्वभाव है….
इसमें राजा का इतना दोष नहीं….

बेताल बोला,
“राजा तू कितना समझदार है…..
पर तू बोला, और मैं चला।’
कहकर बेताल वापस पेड़ पे लटक गया। (क्रमश:)

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