Be Aware Dimers : Fake Dominos Survey

@sidbhai
Nice post! You made me laugh
Though it would be a little nicer if the part about big fat elephants was gender neutral

@sidbhai salute!

@sbdtrial wrote:

@sidbhai
Nice post! You made me laugh
Though it would be a little nicer if the part about big fat elephants was gender neutral

I am glad you laughed!

That gender part can be offensive. But so are most jokes. Enjoy reading and laughing!

EDIT: Just read it myself and laughed!

@sidbhai Hats off! And non stop standing ovation for 5 minutes! Bravo!

@DealSeeker Thanks for tagging me here.

@sidbhai Good post

@SanathWriter wrote:

Xchanging dominos Rs 200 voucher

someone inspired @sidbhai

@sidbhai wrote:

@sbdtrial wrote:

@sidbhai
Nice post! You made me laugh
Though it would be a little nicer if the part about big fat elephants was gender neutral

I am glad you laughed!

That gender part can be offensive. But so are most jokes. Enjoy reading and laughing!

EDIT: Just read it myself and laughed!

@ros_guy wrote:

@sidbhai wrote:

@sbdtrial wrote:

@sidbhai
Nice post! You made me laugh
Though it would be a little nicer if the part about big fat elephants was gender neutral

I am glad you laughed!

That gender part can be offensive. But so are most jokes. Enjoy reading and laughing!

EDIT: Just read it myself and laughed!

I’m wondering how much time did you spent on writing the response!

@ros_guy – To know the exact time spent, first show your Dominos receipt. Only bills worth Rs. 300 and more will get to know.

Anyway, if you are curious, I will give you the answer. I am a fast writer. So this took me about 10 minutes to write. After that, it is the editing part that takes longer. It is about putting the right thoughts in the right place. I am no expert. But years of writing has made it easier for me.

Editing, as most journalists will tell you, is an endless process.

I must have made 5+ edits for that post. Adding new thoughts. And replacing words. Changing the punch line. Sure, some part of it sucks. But that’s the beauty of it.

EDIT: Wah @KuttaJi. It truly is all in our mind. You don’t sit and write words. You write thoughts. Emotions. Pictures. Stories. And you do all that without thinking.

EDIT 2: Writing is my job. I have to write everyday. It is what puts dollars into my bank account. Determines my present. And future. However, here I write for fun.

EDIT 3: I told you I edit a lot.

EDIT 4: If anyone is interested, my post on writing here: https://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...

@sidbhai has already served the ‘extra saucy’ pizza now for dessert here you go

That post by @sidbhai is a keeper..You will hardly find such awesome satire on good publications these days.. it needs to go viral

@sidbhai wrote:

@ros_guy – To know the exact time spent, first show your Dominos receipt. Only bills worth Rs. 300 and more will get to know.

Anyway, if you are curious, I will give you the answer. I am a fast writer. So this took me about 10 minutes to write. After that, it is the editing part that takes longer. It is about putting the right thoughts in the right place. I am no expert. But years of writing has made it easier for me.

Editing, as most journalists will tell you, is an endless process.

I must have made 5+ edits for that post. Adding new thoughts. And replacing words. Changing the punch line. Sure, some part of it sucks. But that’s the beauty of it.

EDIT: Wah @KuttaJi. It truly is all in our mind. You don’t sit and write words. You write thoughts. Emotions. Pictures. Stories. And you do all that without thinking.

EDIT 2: Writing is my job. I have to write everyday. It is what puts dollars into my bank account. Determines my present. And future. However, here I write for fun.

EDIT 3: I told you I edit a lot.

EDIT 4: If anyone is interested, my post on writing here: https://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...

Where can I find your professional work? Would love to read it.

@sidbhai wrote:

@ros_guy – To know the exact time spent, first show your Dominos receipt. Only bills worth Rs. 300 and more will get to know.

Anyway, if you are curious, I will give you the answer. I am a fast writer. So this took me about 10 minutes to write. After that, it is the editing part that takes longer. It is about putting the right thoughts in the right place. I am no expert. But years of writing has made it easier for me.

Editing, as most journalists will tell you, is an endless process.

I must have made 5+ edits for that post. Adding new thoughts. And replacing words. Changing the punch line. Sure, some part of it sucks. But that’s the beauty of it.

EDIT: Wah @KuttaJi. It truly is all in our mind. You don’t sit and write words. You write thoughts. Emotions. Pictures. Stories. And you do all that without thinking.

EDIT 2: Writing is my job. I have to write everyday. It is what puts dollars into my bank account. Determines my present. And future. However, here I write for fun.

EDIT 3: I told you I edit a lot.

EDIT 4: If anyone is interested, my post on writing here: https://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...

hope ur not editor in chief

@Ezio Auditore wrote:

That post by @sidbhai is a keeper..You will hardly find such awesome satire on good publications these days.. it needs to go viral

You are kind. Thank you! Definitely made my day.

@as005 – I will. Only if @DealSeeker reveals his identify first.

In all honesty, here just to have fun. And buy grocery items for house.

@rajrocks wrote:

hope ur not editor in chief

In fact, I am. You know I used to work with Arnab’s wife every day… when he wasn’t home. LOL. Gawd. #dirtymind

@rajrocks wrote:

@sidbhai wrote:

@ros_guy – To know the exact time spent, first show your Dominos receipt. Only bills worth Rs. 300 and more will get to know.

Anyway, if you are curious, I will give you the answer. I am a fast writer. So this took me about 10 minutes to write. After that, it is the editing part that takes longer. It is about putting the right thoughts in the right place. I am no expert. But years of writing has made it easier for me.

Editing, as most journalists will tell you, is an endless process.

I must have made 5+ edits for that post. Adding new thoughts. And replacing words. Changing the punch line. Sure, some part of it sucks. But that’s the beauty of it.

EDIT: Wah @KuttaJi. It truly is all in our mind. You don’t sit and write words. You write thoughts. Emotions. Pictures. Stories. And you do all that without thinking.

EDIT 2: Writing is my job. I have to write everyday. It is what puts dollars into my bank account. Determines my present. And future. However, here I write for fun.

EDIT 3: I told you I edit a lot.

EDIT 4: If anyone is interested, my post on writing here: https://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...

hope ur not editor in chief

Somehow… but how? … Nation wants to know…

@vijkap201 wrote:

@rajrocks wrote:

@sidbhai wrote:

@ros_guy – To know the exact time spent, first show your Dominos receipt. Only bills worth Rs. 300 and more will get to know.

Anyway, if you are curious, I will give you the answer. I am a fast writer. So this took me about 10 minutes to write. After that, it is the editing part that takes longer. It is about putting the right thoughts in the right place. I am no expert. But years of writing has made it easier for me.

Editing, as most journalists will tell you, is an endless process.

I must have made 5+ edits for that post. Adding new thoughts. And replacing words. Changing the punch line. Sure, some part of it sucks. But that’s the beauty of it.

EDIT: Wah @KuttaJi. It truly is all in our mind. You don’t sit and write words. You write thoughts. Emotions. Pictures. Stories. And you do all that without thinking.

EDIT 2: Writing is my job. I have to write everyday. It is what puts dollars into my bank account. Determines my present. And future. However, here I write for fun.

EDIT 3: I told you I edit a lot.

EDIT 4: If anyone is interested, my post on writing here: https://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...

hope ur not editor in chief

Somehow… but how? … Nation wants to know…

TODAY 7TH NOVEMBER….

Lets see if any coupon comes

My domino’s voucher is invalid

Got nothing… @sherlock you were right…it’s some faku

@Stupendous Man wrote:

Got nothing… @sherlock you were right…it’s some faku

… after seeing your post they might come up with some Vouchers, Lets see

Thanks a lot Sherlock Holmes

Yours faithfully
Watson