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Created in MS Paint by a 98 year old man
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A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him.
The bartender asks for their order and the man says,
“I’ll have a beer”
and turns to the ostrich.
“I’ll have a beer too” says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says “That will be $3.40,”
and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact
change for payment.
This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
“The usual?” asks the bartender.
“Well, it’s close to last call, so I’ll have a large Scotch” says
the man.
“Same for me” says the ostrich.
“That will be $7.20” says the bartender.
Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.The bartender can’t hold back his curiosity any longer.
“Excuse me,Sir. How do you manage to always come up with
the exact change out of your pocket every time?”
“Well,” says the man, "Several years ago I found this old lamp.
When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything,
I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."
“Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want ".
Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
That’s fantastic !" says the bartender.
“Oh, one other thing, whats with the ostrich ?”
The man replies,
“Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs….”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Men are brilliant until they think about women!
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2 Guys Conversation in Bathroom During Test…
G1 : You Gotta Help Me !
G2 : I Am Just here For Peeing . I can’t Help During test
G1 : Please Dude … I Am Gonna FaiL
G2 : Okey Be Quick .. Ask Me ?
G1 : Whats Abbreviation For Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : But You Said You Will Tell Me…
G2 : NO !
G1 : Ok Leave it Tell me Whats Sodium ?
G2 : Na !
G1 : Damn Atleast Tell me Of Potassium ?
G2 : Hmm K !
G1 : What’s Okay ?
G2 : Just K !
G1 : Whats Just OK ?
G2 : You Mean OK2 ?
G1 : Whats OK Too ?
G2 : Potassium Oxide ..
G1 : Oxide ?
G2 : O
G1 : Oh ! What ??
G2 : Oxygen
G1 : Damn Not Oxygen I Asked For Potassium ?
G2 : K
G1 : NO
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Nobelium ?
G2 : NO
G1 : Just Give Me The Bonus Question Answer . Whats Element166 ?
G2 : Uhh
G1 :Go On ?
G2 : UHH
G1 : UHH ??
G2 : Exactly
G1 : NO WHAT IS IT ???
G2 : Nobelium
G1 : Damn For God Sake Atleast Tell me For URANIUM ?
G2 : Thats U !
G1 : I Know Thats Upto Me … But IAm Asking Your Help
G2 : U !
G1 : NO YOU !!!
G2 : Nobelium . Uranium
G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : URANIUM (U) ARGON (AR) NITROGEN (N) Arsenic (AS)
U AR N AS
G1 : You Are An Ass
G2 : Exactly !!
G1 : Baaah !!!
G2 : Barium !
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России ногти молотки голыми руками – Russian hammers nails with bare hands
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Yarn used for designs
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Nice Line By Gulzaar:
Mujhe Is Jahaa Me Aaye To Kaafi Waaqt Ho Gaya. . …
Bas Logo Ko Nazar Aata Hu Unki Zarurato ke Hisab Se .
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Favorite face swap of all time.
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