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How to hide the mobile towers !
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Just some random lady that asked me to take her picture
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Humour
Q. What is height of Fashion?
A: Dhoti with a zip.
Q. What is height of Secrecy?
A: Offering blank visiting cards.
Q. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Q. What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
Q. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Q. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Q. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Q. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
Q. What is Height of Kanjoosi?
A. Miser’s house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade
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4 Surgeons!…..Great diagnosis
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Four surgeons are discussing who the best patients to operate on were.
The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’
The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’
The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
’You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts – the mouth and the ass hole – and they are interchangeable’.
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Turkey
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?”
“Certainly not,” said the priest. “As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it.”
“I tried, “Brian sobbed, “but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?
“If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family.”
Thanking the priest, Brian hurried off. When the confession was over, the priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen , he found that someone has stolen his turkey.
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it feel so good that they all fit into their own images so perfectly???
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Genetics at Work !@!
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…and that’s how the fight started
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