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Covid-19: Maharashtra reports a whopping 18,466 new cases

Source - https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/mumbai/loc...

Mumbai News Highlights: Mumbai records 10,860 new Covid cases, 34% higher than yesterday

Source - https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/mumbai...


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पहले 1 दिन लॉक डाउन

फिर 4 महीने लॉक डाउन

फिर 1मास्क

फिर 2 मास्क

फिर वैक्सीन 1st dose

फिर 2nd dose

अब booster साथ ही फिर मास्क

अगर मास्क ही ठीक था

तो वैक्सीन क्यों

वैक्सीन effective है तो booster क्यों..?

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8 बूस्टर dose दी जाएंगी

नए नए बहाने बना कर|

Vaccine के न तो ingredients लिखे हैं bottle पर ।न कोई जवाबदारी तय की जा रही है

कोई वायरस इतना समझदार होता है क्या ।जो दिन में कही न जाये ।पर रात को 11 से 5 night कर्फ्यू में निकल पड़े

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Its Logical, Illogical, Ironical 😊

“The Covid Paradox : “Why Can’t I Get Inside Unvaccinated?”

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Helen: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Ivan: ‘Why not?’

Helen: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Helen: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Ivan: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Helen: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘But he’s sick!’

Helen: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’

Helen: ‘Yes.’

Ivan: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’

Helen: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Ivan: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated?’

Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Helen: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Ivan: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Helen: ‘It protects them.’

Ivan: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread COVID?’

Helen: ‘Oh no. They can spread COVID just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Ivan: ‘I don’t even know what I’m hearing anymore. Look. I’m not sick.’

Helen: ‘Ok.’

Ivan: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Helen: ‘That’s right.’

Ivan: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Helen: ‘Certainly.’

Ivan: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Helen: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Ivan: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Helen: ‘That’s fine.’

Ivan: ‘Now I can go in?’

Helen: ‘Absolutely not!’

Ivan: ‘But I have a mask on!’

Helen: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Ivan: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask on.’

Helen: ‘I know.’

Ivan: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask on? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Helen: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’

Ivan: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Helen: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Ivan: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Helen: ‘Correct.’

Ivan: ‘Why not?’

Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Ivan: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’

Helen: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Ivan: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Helen: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’

Ivan: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Helen: ‘But you can get sick. You need to be protected, that’s why you can’t come in.’

Ivan: ‘But if I pay money for an RT-PCR test and prove that I’m not sick, I can come in and you don’t have to protect me anymore?’

Helen: ‘Yea, coz it proves that you are not sick and they can’t get sick from you’

Ivan: ‘I thought you said you want to protect me from getting sick? But now you say if I’m proven to be healthy, then I can enter cos I can’t get the vaccinated people sick. So how in the heck does that work?’

Helen: ‘Because you are unvaccinated and vaccinated people can catch your germs and get sick’

Ivan: ‘So isn’t really to protect me from getting sick, is it?’

Helen:’ I’m just doing my job, I don’t know anything… ’

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Any further prolonged lockdown will push the nation’s already battered economy to new painful lows. There is nil compensation to anyone unlike other truthful governments of their respective countries.

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Shops and commercial establishments, which had been allowed to operate on the odd-even basis to limit crowds in public spaces, can now open on all days. Private offices, told to shift to WFH, or ‘work from home’, mode where possible, can now function with 50 per cent attendance.

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Yes

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Where?

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