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“खुश हूँ और सबको खुश रखता हूँ,
लापरवाह हूँ सबकी परवाह करता हूँ.
मालूम हे कोई मोल नहीं मेरा…..
फिर भी,
कुछ अनमोल लोगो से रिश्ता रखता हूँ..
वो मंदिर भी जाता है .. वो मस्जिद भी जाता है ….
वो गुरूद्वारे भी जाता है ….वो गिरजाघर भी जाता है …
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परेशान “पति” का कोई मजहब नहीं होता….
Dear Rajnikant,
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Please Close your Fridge Door completely..
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Sincerely,
North Indians
वक़्त का पता नहीं चलता अपनों के साथ…..
पर अपनों का पता चलता है,
वक़्त के साथ…
वक़्त नहीं बदलता अपनों के साथ,
पर अपने ज़रूर बदल जाते हैं वक़्त के साथ…!
✔
ज़िन्दगी पल-पल ढलती है,
जैसे रेत मुट्ठी से फिसलती है…
शिकवे कितने भी हो हर पल,
फिर भी हँसते रहना…
क्योंकि ये ज़िन्दगी जैसी भी है,
बस एक ही बार मिलती है।
A Daughter is A Blessing
A Couple Made A Deal The Night Of Their Marriage
To NOT Open The Door Of Their Room
To Anybody Who Comes Knocking in The Morning
For Any Reason !
In The Morning The Parents Of The Husband
Came & Knocked On The Door,
The Husband & The Wife Were Looking At Each Other
& As They Agreed Before,
They Didn’t Open The Door.
After A While The Parents Of The Bride
Came Knocking At The Door To Check On Them,
The Couple Were Looking At Each Other,
Then The Bride Dropped A Tear
& Started Crying She Said :
" I Cannot Keep Them Knocking & Not Open The Door,
I Miss Them Already"
The Husband Didn’t Say Anything
& He Let Her Open The Door For Her Parents.
Years & Years Passed & The Couple Had 5 Children,
The First Ones Were Boys & The 5th Was A Little Girl,
When She Was Born The Father Was Extremely Happy
That Almighty Blessed Him With Her,
& He Threw A Huge Party For Her in Grand Style.
People Were So Amazed With His Joy
& His Happiness That They Asked Him,
Why Are You So Happy With Her
More Than You Were Before With Her Elder Brothers ?
He Answered Simply :
" She is The One Who Will Open The Door For Me "
‘A’ Baby Girls Are The Comfort Of The Eyes Of Their Father !
They Hold The Key To Their Mother’s Heart !
Daughters Are Really Unique..
They Care For Their Parents
Even After They Are Married.
It’s Rightly Said,
"A Son is A Son Till He Gets A Wife,
A Daughter is A Daughter All Her Life ! "
If you feel STRESSED,
Give yourself A Break.
Enjoy Some..
Icecream
Choclates
Candy
Cake
Why?
B’Coz
STRESSED ka Ulta Spelling
DESSERTS hota hai..
Two patients waiting in the clinic.
1st patient-whawhawhat is yuyuyur proproproblem? Whawhawhat r u sufsufsuffering frfrfrom?
2nd patient- I have a prostate problem.
1st p.-whawhawhat is that proproprostate proproproblem?
2nd p.-
“I pee like u talk…!”
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