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पप्पू एक दिन अपने आप ही घर की लाइट ठीक
कर रहा था, तो उसने आवाज़ लगाई.
पप्पू : बीवी ओ बीवी, सुनती हो!
बीवी : क्या है ?
पप्पू : अरे जरा इधर तो आ.
बीवी : लो आ गई, बोलो.
पप्पू : ये दो तारें है, इनमें से जरा कोई एक पकड़.
बीवी : क्यों ?
पप्पू : अरे पकड़ तो सही !
बीवी : लो, पकड़ ली एक तार !
पप्पू : कुछ नहीं हुआ ?
बीवी : नहीं.
पप्पू : अच्छा! तो इसका मतलब करंट दूसरी तार में है
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Rahul Gandhi: Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?
Sonia: ‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’
Rahul Gandhi: hamari help kaun karega??
Sonia: ‘SON OF SARDAR’
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Replacement Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Helloooo…? Just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year… that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo? It’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.
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Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other:
“I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.”
“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling,
“Hot Dogs, get your dogs here,” and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.
“Two dogs, please!,” says one.
The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.
Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs.’
The mother superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush, and then staring at it for a moment, leans to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers……
“What part did you get?”
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(F)22, What do you guys think of my butt?
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“Never admire another person’s luck or fortune so much that
YOU become dissatisfied with your own..!!”
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Jindgi me waqt se jyada apna or paraya koi nahi
hota
waqt apna hota h to sab apne hote hai
or waqt paraya hota hai to
apne bhi paraye ho jate h…..
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
Jindgi me waqt se jyada apna or paraya koi nahi
hota
waqt apna hota h to sab apne hote hai
or waqt paraya hota hai to
apne bhi paraye ho jate h…..
Barood bhai yeh toh bahut sanjeeda vichar hai 
…….Humour should follow now 
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Picasso and Dali painting an egg
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