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A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The
grandson picks up a toy & the grandma shouts,
“Degree! Put that toy back.”
A woman who is also shopping hears this & asks,
“Is that his name?”
The grandma replies,“Yes, I sent his mother to
the University & this is what she brought back!”
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Carolyn, a rich blonde,
buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won’t move at all.After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it.
So he turns to the blonde and asks: “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Full of anger, the blonde replies: “You fool, you idiot, how on earth could you ask such a question? I’m not stupid you know!
Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
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Bhaiya went to make a passport.
Officer- Whats your Name?
Bhaiya – Pankaj Tiwari
Officer – Provide us your PAN Details.
Bhaiya -120/300, Banarasi, halka Chuna, double Kattha, Navratan kimaam , Kachi pakki Supari, long – ilaychi aur tanik hari patti
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pls tighten your seat belts 
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A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johnny From Today.
Boy Went Home.
Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : I am An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher : What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Ma’am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American,
I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis…
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Job vacancy in parle, send ur details to
www.job@parl…
Last Date-5/12/13.
salary-60000 pm
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Job profile- Monaco k biskut me hole karna hai pin se..!
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At a wedding reception the dj announced,….
Would all married men pl stand next to the one person who has made yr life worth living after marriage?
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The bartender was almost crushed to death!!
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एक आदमी के 3 दोस्त थे
तीनो डाक्टर थे ।
दो पागल थे
एक को समझ नहीँ थी ।😅😅😅
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जिसको समझ नहीँ थी उसके 3 अस्पताल थे ।
2 बन्द थे 1 खुलता नहीँ था ।
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जो खुलता नहीँ था उसमेँ 3 पंखे थे ।
2 बन्द थे 1 चलता नहीँ था ।
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जो चलता नहीँ था उसको 3 मिस्त्रियोँ के पास ले
गये ।
2 को काम आता नहीँ था
1 से होता नहीँ था ।
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जिससे होता नहीँ था उसके 3 नौकर थे ।
2 आते नहीँ थे
1 घर मेँ रहता था ।😛😛😛
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जो घर मेँ रहता था वो वही आदमी है जिसके शुरु मेँ
3
दोस्त थे ।
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मेरे भी 3 दोस्त थे
2 पागल हो गये और
1 अभी हो रहा है ।
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Deepika went to Yuvraj Singh
He dropped from the team.
Deepika went to Vijay Malya
Kingfisher Stoped.
Deepika went to Ranbir Kapoor.
His film flopped.
Deepika went to comedy nights ..
Uska set jal gaya
Latest ONE……!!
Vin Diesel wanted Deepika for Fast N furious 7.
Paul Walker Died.
Film Dropped.
Deepika Behen Desh ki bhalai ke liye Congress join karlo.
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Sabar aur Shukar Dono Hi Ka bada Darja Hai.
Sabar Musibat Ko Talta Hai
or
Shukar
sukh or Chain Ko Badhata Hai…
Isliye biwi maikey gai ho to shukar kare
aur
ghar me ho to sabar
kare…
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Santa caught by Mughal army & they
took him to their king Akbar
Akbar : Isko bandi bana diya
jaay !!
Santa Pleaded:
Jahanpanah Nahi !!
please mere ko banda hi rehne do!!!
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Boy ki engagement 1 bohot Khubsurat Ladki se fix hui… Woh dono din-raat watsapp pe baat
karte the.. EK Din ladka us ladki se milne gaya aur bola…..Tum wakeyi hi bohut khubsurat ho…
Tumhe kya gift karu…Ladki sharmati hui boli….. -:.“Do aap taa Dill Taley…..”.😎😎😀😛😛
MORAL:-Kum se kum
ek call toh kar lena chahiye tha. Bus dekh liya watsapp ka natija
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दिल्ली के चुनाव से एक बात
तो सब को समझ में आगाई
होगी की बीजेपी के
अलावा किसी भी पार्टी को वोट
देना मतलब कॉंग्रेस को वोट
देना होता है ।
AAP
is fighting against corruption with the help of Congress sounds like ISI is fighting against
Terrorism with d help of Taliban.
""""हारकर # जीतनेवाले को “कांग्रेस” कहते है
भीख माँगकर सरकार बनाने वालो को
" # आप" कहते है""""
कुछ लोग AAP और CONGRESS को अलग समझते थे….
कितना समझाया था कि कि ‘गंगाधर’ ही ‘शक्तिमान’ है! ………अब
भुगतो
32 सीटों वाली भाजपा केवल 4 विधायकों का इंतजाम नहीं कर पायी…!
8 सीटों वाली कांग्रेस ने,28 विधायकों का इंतजाम कर लिया…!!!
“Hey There! I’m using Arvind Kejriwal” – Sheila Dikshit’s current WhatsApp
status. :p
बधाई हो दिल्ली, आपको छोटा कांग्रेस हुआ है!
AAP+Congress
Remember in Dhoom 2 Suenhri was sent to catch the thief and ended up
falling in love with him?
Arvind Kejriwal did the same thing. 😛
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SHADIMUBARAK….
AAP + CONgress = AAPCON
😆
AAP’s Relationship Status:
It’s
Complicated WithCongress.😎
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Aam Admi Party.
😀
People who voted for AAP never realised it before that JHAADU chalane ke
liye HAATH ki zarurat padti hai..!!
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