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10 Reasons Why It’s Awesome To Date A Girl Who Codes

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http://www.storypick.com/date-a-girl-who-...s/

@parthponkiya8 wrote:

10 Reasons Why It’s Awesome To Date A Girl Who Codes

@TronGalaxy @ankurjpr @DealSeeker @VikasG @goss8877


http://www.storypick.com/date-a-girl-who-...s/

This is awesome

@parthponkiya8

Pir bandi bhi toh mile aisi

@TronGalaxy wrote:

@parthponkiya8 wrote:

10 Reasons Why It’s Awesome To Date A Girl Who Codes

@TronGalaxy @ankurjpr @DealSeeker @VikasG @goss8877


http://www.storypick.com/date-a-girl-who-...s/

This is awesome

@parthponkiya8

Pir bandi bhi toh mile aisi

The teacher asked for a 16 line poem, this is what this kid turned in…

http://imgur.com/gallery/E...K8

ANOTHER ONE TO CONTINUE THE LAFF……Wooo-wooooooo

A friend of mine who is away on an extended visit to his Daughter who lives in the US sent me this :

“Toyota Lexus is an expensive car but one two many are seen here on the roads of Los Angeles. I was a happy man the day my Son-in-law bought a brand new Lexus 455 Lxs.

However, between the three of us (self, daughter Son-n-law) we just couldn’t figure out how its radio worked, and so I drove it back to the dealer the next day.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

“Watch this!” he said, “Nelson”! The Radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?”… “Willie!” he replied, and promptly the song “On The Road Again….” started!!!

After a while the salesman said, “Kishore!”, and instantly ‘yeh shaam mastani’ replaced Willie Nelson!!!

I happily drove back home, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, ‘Shastriya Sangeet,’ I’d get beautiful classical Indian music, and if I said, “Lata,” I’d get one of her awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple jumped a Red Light and nearly creamed my new car, but I managed swerve away just in time to avoid them and yelled out to them, “Ass Holes”!!!

Immediately the Pakistani National Anthem began to play, sung by Asif Zardari and Mian Sharif, backed up by Musharaf and The PPP Party, with Imran Khan on guitar, Farzana Raja on drums, Shah Mahmood Qureshi on harmonica, Judge Chowdhury on tambourine, George Bush on sax and Sherry Rehman on scotch…!

Damn, I LOVE this car!"

कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मां फलेषु कदाचन।।
सन्ता, इसका अर्थ बता?

सन्ता -
काम नही होने से
राधिका रस्ते पर घूम रही है
कदाचित उसे फल खरीदने होंगे!

बहूनि मे व्यतीतानि जन्मानि तव चार्जुन!
इसका क्या अर्थ है ?

सन्ता : मेरे अनेक जन्म हो चुके है पर तेरा जन्म चार जून को हुआ हे !

😜😝😎

गुरूजी : अरे मूर्ख…चल अब बता..
“दक्षिणे लक्ष्मणोयस्य वामे तु जनकात्मजा” का क्या अर्थ है?

सन्ता : दक्षिण की ओर से आकर लक्ष्मण बोला.. जनक… तुम्हारा तो मजा है !

😂😝😜😆

गुरूजी- चल इसका अर्थ ही बता दे
" हे पार्थ त्वया चापि मम चापि…!"

सन्ता- हे अर्जुन तुम भी चाय पियो मैं भी चाय पीता हूँ।

😀😀😛😛

गुरूजी अभी तक कोमा में हैं।

http://imgur.com/gallery/O...xq