Laughing is the best medicine... :D

rishwat mangne ki saja.

One Line Humors…

Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.
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Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried – but they wanted cash.
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A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after
you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
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Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don’t marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without,
but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
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You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting before you get tired.
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Marriage is give and take.
You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
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My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
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Those who can’t laugh at themselves
leave the job to others.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
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You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
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It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss.
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
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Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something.
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come!
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. Every weekend, when they went out on dates, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their dates he wanted no trouble from them.
Another Saturday night came around. At about 7pm., there was a knock on the door. He answered and the young man said,
“Hi, my name’s Joe. I’m here for Flo. I’m taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?”

The farmer thought he was a clever boy and wished them a good time.
A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second boy appeared and said,
“Hi, I’m Eddie. I’m here for Betty. I’m taking her for spaghetti. I hope she’s ready.”
He thought that he must know Joe, but bade them off as well with his best wishes.
A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard.
“Hi, I’m Chuck…”

That was when the farmer shot him.