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(Discussion) Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes will no longer be legal tender, says PM Modi

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8:32 pm: A new series of Rs. 500 currency notes and Rs. 2000 currency notes will be brought into circulation.

8:31 pm: Banks will be closed on November 9.

8:30 pm: There is no restrictions on internet banking, cash, demand draft transactions.

8:27 pm: Rs 10,000 daily cash withdrawal and Rs 20,000 weekly cash withdrawal limit

8:25 pm: There are, however, some exemptions. Government hospitals and international airports.

8:22 pm: The ATMs will not function till November 9, and in some places till November 10.

8:21 pm: People who possess Rs.500 or Rs. 1000 currency notes after December 30 can exchange it at Reserve Bank of India by providing a declaration. This is till March 31, 2017.

8:20 pm: These notes should be exchanged in banks and head post offices and sub post office within December 30, 2016, by providing a valid identity proof such as Aadhaar, PAN card or voter ID card.

8:15 pm: From midnight of November 8, 2016, Rs. 500 and Rs.1000 will cease to be legal tender. “These notes are just papers from tomorrow,” says the prime minister.

8:11 pm: Prime Minister says Rs. 500 and Rs.1000 are notes are mostly used in black money.

8:10 pm: Corruption, black money and terrorism can come in the way of a country’s robust economic growth, says the Prime Minister.

8:07 pm: He moves on from corruption to terrorism. He tells “terrorsists from across the border” are spreading counterfeit currency notes.

8:06 pm: We hear stories of how autorickshaw driver returns gold left by a passenger in his vehicle. These stories tell how common people are honest. It is only a few people engage in corruption for selfish reasons, he says.

8:05 pm: Corruption and black money are the biggest hindrances in the fight against poverty, he says adding that it is everyone’s responsibility to eradicate poverty.

8:04 pm: Mr. Modi lists out the various schemes launched by NDA government in his address to the nation. He mentions the Jan Dhan Yojana.

8:03 pm: This govt is dedicated to the poor, and will continue to do so, says the Prime Minister who completes two-and-a-half years of rule today.

8:02 pm: India has registered itself as a bright spot, and its not that this is a claim made by us, but by IMF and World Bank

8:01 pm: When we were elected in 2014, there was a discussion that among BRICS nations, the ‘I’ was wobbling, says the PM.

8:00 pm: The Prime Minister’s address to the nation has begun.

Official Press Release: http://pib.nic.in/newsite/erelease.aspx?relid=....

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Will check records since Independence. If I come across unaccounted cash, no body will be spared, says Prime Minister Narendra Modi to Indian Diaspora in Japan
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What about his own tea stall accounts? Are they clear? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

You see, there is something called MOUTH. One could do almost anything with that. We all know what he does with it. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


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Haan, the chaiwala does his job well…
Chai… Chai… Garam chai… Masala chai… Chai… Chai… Tring Tring…

The best part is… he doesn’t even have plain water in the can. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Yes, that’s the strength of democracy, rewarding people with ability to deliver rather than basis background or circumstances one was born in.

I usually don’t indulge in making personal remarks about people. What does it matter where they come from? It’s their vision and action that really matters. But when I see bhakts and boot-lickers, I can’t help it. We had another dimer like you for AAP. For him, everything Kejriwal does has a meaning/purpose. He would even say that he wrapped a scarf around his head and neck for the welfare of aam aadmi. You just remind me of him.
What Modi does is sensationalize things. He’s no better than a modern day news reporter. It’s all about TRP ratings / votes.

For once… Real development happens from the grassroots, not from above. AFAIK, no political leader has that understanding as of now. The Congress is clad in white whereas the BJP in saffron. They are both here to serve the mafia because it’s the mafia which keeps their show going on. I know a fanatic won’t understand any of it. Still it’s my duty to express it as a fellow being. No more arguments. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

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Don’t Accept A Rs 2000 Note From Anywhere Other Than A Bank. It Could Be A Photocopy

A couple of Rs 2,000 currency notes were seized in Karnataka’s Chikmagalur on Saturday which turned out to be some crafty fakes.

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@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@desidude2013 wrote:

Will check records since Independence. If I come across unaccounted cash, no body will be spared, says Prime Minister Narendra Modi to Indian Diaspora in Japan
https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif


What about his own tea stall accounts? Are they clear? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

You see, there is something called MOUTH. One could do almost anything with that. We all know what he does with it. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Build the brand India across the world


Haan, the chaiwala does his job well…
Chai… Chai… Garam chai… Masala chai… Chai… Chai… Tring Tring…

The best part is… he doesn’t even have plain water in the can. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Yes, that’s the strength of democracy, rewarding people with ability to deliver rather than basis background or circumstances one was born in.

I usually don’t indulge in making personal remarks about people. What does it matter where they come from? It’s their vision and action that really matters. But when I see bhakts and boot-lickers, I can’t help it. We had another dimer like you for AAP. For him, everything Kejriwal does has a meaning/purpose. He would even say that he wrapped a scarf around his head for the welfare of aam aadmi. You just remind me of him.
What Modi does is sensationalize things. He’s no better than a modern day news reporter. It’s all about TRP ratings / votes.

For once… Real development happens from the grassroots, not from above. AFAIK, no political leader has that understanding as of now. The Congress is clad in white whereas the BJP in saffron. They are both here to serve the mafia because it’s the mafia when keeps their show going on. I know a fanatic won’t understand any of it. Still it’s my duty to express it as a fellow being. No more arguments. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


If Kejri/Rahul/Mamata would’ve taken this step, they would’ve received similar reactions, its the PM and not the person holding the chair. However, ppl like you get irked by the fact that a chaiwala is able to garner so much support and approval within the country and across the world.
IITs have been put on a path of self-sustainability by the chaiwala PM/govt.
Small and medium enterprises now have much more capital and guidance available from agencies.
Research scholars across all institutes and govt organisations in India have had their stipends increase significantly.
Leaders do have an understanding of “real development” but are obstructed continuously by illiterates and free dole-seekers/givers.

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@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@desidude2013 wrote:

Will check records since Independence. If I come across unaccounted cash, no body will be spared, says Prime Minister Narendra Modi to Indian Diaspora in Japan
https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif


What about his own tea stall accounts? Are they clear? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

You see, there is something called MOUTH. One could do almost anything with that. We all know what he does with it. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Build the brand India across the world


Haan, the chaiwala does his job well…
Chai… Chai… Garam chai… Masala chai… Chai… Chai… Tring Tring…

The best part is… he doesn’t even have plain water in the can. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Yes, that’s the strength of democracy, rewarding people with ability to deliver rather than basis background or circumstances one was born in.

I usually don’t indulge in making personal remarks about people. What does it matter where they come from? It’s their vision and action that really matters. But when I see bhakts and boot-lickers, I can’t help it. We had another dimer like you for AAP. For him, everything Kejriwal does has a meaning/purpose. He would even say that he wrapped a scarf around his head for the welfare of aam aadmi. You just remind me of him.
What Modi does is sensationalize things. He’s no better than a modern day news reporter. It’s all about TRP ratings / votes.

For once… Real development happens from the grassroots, not from above. AFAIK, no political leader has that understanding as of now. The Congress is clad in white whereas the BJP in saffron. They are both here to serve the mafia because it’s the mafia when keeps their show going on. I know a fanatic won’t understand any of it. Still it’s my duty to express it as a fellow being. No more arguments. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


If Kejri/Rahul/Mamata would’ve taken this step, they would’ve received similar reactions, its the PM and not the person holding the chair. However, ppl like you get irked by the fact that a chaiwala is able to garner so much support and approval within the country and across the world.
IITs have been put on a path of self-sustainability by the chaiwala PM/govt.
Small and medium enterprises now have much more capital and guidance available from agencies.
Research scholars across all institutes and govt organisations in India have had their stipends increase significantly.
Leaders do have an understanding of “real development” but are obstructed continuously by illiterates and free dole-seekers/givers.



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@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@desidude2013 wrote:

Will check records since Independence. If I come across unaccounted cash, no body will be spared, says Prime Minister Narendra Modi to Indian Diaspora in Japan
https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif


What about his own tea stall accounts? Are they clear? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

You see, there is something called MOUTH. One could do almost anything with that. We all know what he does with it. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Build the brand India across the world


Haan, the chaiwala does his job well…
Chai… Chai… Garam chai… Masala chai… Chai… Chai… Tring Tring…

The best part is… he doesn’t even have plain water in the can. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Yes, that’s the strength of democracy, rewarding people with ability to deliver rather than basis background or circumstances one was born in.

I usually don’t indulge in making personal remarks about people. What does it matter where they come from? It’s their vision and action that really matters. But when I see bhakts and boot-lickers, I can’t help it. We had another dimer like you for AAP. For him, everything Kejriwal does has a meaning/purpose. He would even say that he wrapped a scarf around his head for the welfare of aam aadmi. You just remind me of him.
What Modi does is sensationalize things. He’s no better than a modern day news reporter. It’s all about TRP ratings / votes.

For once… Real development happens from the grassroots, not from above. AFAIK, no political leader has that understanding as of now. The Congress is clad in white whereas the BJP in saffron. They are both here to serve the mafia because it’s the mafia when keeps their show going on. I know a fanatic won’t understand any of it. Still it’s my duty to express it as a fellow being. No more arguments. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


If Kejri/Rahul/Mamata would’ve taken this step, they would’ve received similar reactions, its the PM and not the person holding the chair. However, ppl like you get irked by the fact that a chaiwala is able to garner so much support and approval within the country and across the world.
IITs have been put on a path of self-sustainability by the chaiwala PM/govt.
Small and medium enterprises now have much more capital and guidance available from agencies.
Research scholars across all institutes and govt organisations in India have had their stipends increase significantly.
Leaders do have an understanding of “real development” but are obstructed continuously by illiterates and free dole-seekers/givers.



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You bulldozed yourself by proving you can only focus on a small part of the narrative, ALWAYS.

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@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@desidude2013 wrote:

Will check records since Independence. If I come across unaccounted cash, no body will be spared, says Prime Minister Narendra Modi to Indian Diaspora in Japan
https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif


What about his own tea stall accounts? Are they clear? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

You see, there is something called MOUTH. One could do almost anything with that. We all know what he does with it. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Build the brand India across the world


Haan, the chaiwala does his job well…
Chai… Chai… Garam chai… Masala chai… Chai… Chai… Tring Tring…

The best part is… he doesn’t even have plain water in the can. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Yes, that’s the strength of democracy, rewarding people with ability to deliver rather than basis background or circumstances one was born in.

I usually don’t indulge in making personal remarks about people. What does it matter where they come from? It’s their vision and action that really matters. But when I see bhakts and boot-lickers, I can’t help it. We had another dimer like you for AAP. For him, everything Kejriwal does has a meaning/purpose. He would even say that he wrapped a scarf around his head for the welfare of aam aadmi. You just remind me of him.
What Modi does is sensationalize things. He’s no better than a modern day news reporter. It’s all about TRP ratings / votes.

For once… Real development happens from the grassroots, not from above. AFAIK, no political leader has that understanding as of now. The Congress is clad in white whereas the BJP in saffron. They are both here to serve the mafia because it’s the mafia when keeps their show going on. I know a fanatic won’t understand any of it. Still it’s my duty to express it as a fellow being. No more arguments. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


If Kejri/Rahul/Mamata would’ve taken this step, they would’ve received similar reactions, its the PM and not the person holding the chair. However, ppl like you get irked by the fact that a chaiwala is able to garner so much support and approval within the country and across the world.
IITs have been put on a path of self-sustainability by the chaiwala PM/govt.
Small and medium enterprises now have much more capital and guidance available from agencies.
Research scholars across all institutes and govt organisations in India have had their stipends increase significantly.
Leaders do have an understanding of “real development” but are obstructed continuously by illiterates and free dole-seekers/givers.



https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif

You bulldozed yourself by proving you can only focus on a small part of the narrative, ALWAYS.


And you by proving that you can’t address even that small part sensibly. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

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@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@desidude2013 wrote:

Will check records since Independence. If I come across unaccounted cash, no body will be spared, says Prime Minister Narendra Modi to Indian Diaspora in Japan
https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif


What about his own tea stall accounts? Are they clear? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

You see, there is something called MOUTH. One could do almost anything with that. We all know what he does with it. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Build the brand India across the world


Haan, the chaiwala does his job well…
Chai… Chai… Garam chai… Masala chai… Chai… Chai… Tring Tring…

The best part is… he doesn’t even have plain water in the can. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Yes, that’s the strength of democracy, rewarding people with ability to deliver rather than basis background or circumstances one was born in.

I usually don’t indulge in making personal remarks about people. What does it matter where they come from? It’s their vision and action that really matters. But when I see bhakts and boot-lickers, I can’t help it. We had another dimer like you for AAP. For him, everything Kejriwal does has a meaning/purpose. He would even say that he wrapped a scarf around his head for the welfare of aam aadmi. You just remind me of him.
What Modi does is sensationalize things. He’s no better than a modern day news reporter. It’s all about TRP ratings / votes.

For once… Real development happens from the grassroots, not from above. AFAIK, no political leader has that understanding as of now. The Congress is clad in white whereas the BJP in saffron. They are both here to serve the mafia because it’s the mafia when keeps their show going on. I know a fanatic won’t understand any of it. Still it’s my duty to express it as a fellow being. No more arguments. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


If Kejri/Rahul/Mamata would’ve taken this step, they would’ve received similar reactions, its the PM and not the person holding the chair. However, ppl like you get irked by the fact that a chaiwala is able to garner so much support and approval within the country and across the world.
IITs have been put on a path of self-sustainability by the chaiwala PM/govt.
Small and medium enterprises now have much more capital and guidance available from agencies.
Research scholars across all institutes and govt organisations in India have had their stipends increase significantly.
Leaders do have an understanding of “real development” but are obstructed continuously by illiterates and free dole-seekers/givers.



https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif

You bulldozed yourself by proving you can only focus on a small part of the narrative, ALWAYS.


And you by proving that you can’t address even that small part sensibly. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif


Yes you are upset being ruled by a chaiwala who is respected across the world.

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I’m waiting for the day ‘the Mighty Chaiwala’ will deposit 15 Lakhs in my bank account like he promised several years ago!

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@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:

@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@desidude2013 wrote:

Will check records since Independence. If I come across unaccounted cash, no body will be spared, says Prime Minister Narendra Modi to Indian Diaspora in Japan
https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif


What about his own tea stall accounts? Are they clear? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

You see, there is something called MOUTH. One could do almost anything with that. We all know what he does with it. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Build the brand India across the world


Haan, the chaiwala does his job well…
Chai… Chai… Garam chai… Masala chai… Chai… Chai… Tring Tring…

The best part is… he doesn’t even have plain water in the can. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Yes, that’s the strength of democracy, rewarding people with ability to deliver rather than basis background or circumstances one was born in.

I usually don’t indulge in making personal remarks about people. What does it matter where they come from? It’s their vision and action that really matters. But when I see bhakts and boot-lickers, I can’t help it. We had another dimer like you for AAP. For him, everything Kejriwal does has a meaning/purpose. He would even say that he wrapped a scarf around his head for the welfare of aam aadmi. You just remind me of him.
What Modi does is sensationalize things. He’s no better than a modern day news reporter. It’s all about TRP ratings / votes.

For once… Real development happens from the grassroots, not from above. AFAIK, no political leader has that understanding as of now. The Congress is clad in white whereas the BJP in saffron. They are both here to serve the mafia because it’s the mafia when keeps their show going on. I know a fanatic won’t understand any of it. Still it’s my duty to express it as a fellow being. No more arguments. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


If Kejri/Rahul/Mamata would’ve taken this step, they would’ve received similar reactions, its the PM and not the person holding the chair. However, ppl like you get irked by the fact that a chaiwala is able to garner so much support and approval within the country and across the world.
IITs have been put on a path of self-sustainability by the chaiwala PM/govt.
Small and medium enterprises now have much more capital and guidance available from agencies.
Research scholars across all institutes and govt organisations in India have had their stipends increase significantly.
Leaders do have an understanding of “real development” but are obstructed continuously by illiterates and free dole-seekers/givers.



https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif

You bulldozed yourself by proving you can only focus on a small part of the narrative, ALWAYS.


And you by proving that you can’t address even that small part sensibly. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif


Yes you are upset being ruled by a chaiwala who is respected across the world.


I would rather be ruled by a chandala who can understand his fellow beings. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

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I’m waiting for the day ‘the Mighty Chaiwala’ will deposit 15 Lakhs in my bank account like he promised several years ago!


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@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:

@Magus wrote:


@praveen.hsw wrote:


@Magus wrote:


@desidude2013 wrote:

Will check records since Independence. If I come across unaccounted cash, no body will be spared, says Prime Minister Narendra Modi to Indian Diaspora in Japan
https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif


What about his own tea stall accounts? Are they clear? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

You see, there is something called MOUTH. One could do almost anything with that. We all know what he does with it. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Build the brand India across the world


Haan, the chaiwala does his job well…
Chai… Chai… Garam chai… Masala chai… Chai… Chai… Tring Tring…

The best part is… he doesn’t even have plain water in the can. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Yes, that’s the strength of democracy, rewarding people with ability to deliver rather than basis background or circumstances one was born in.

I usually don’t indulge in making personal remarks about people. What does it matter where they come from? It’s their vision and action that really matters. But when I see bhakts and boot-lickers, I can’t help it. We had another dimer like you for AAP. For him, everything Kejriwal does has a meaning/purpose. He would even say that he wrapped a scarf around his head for the welfare of aam aadmi. You just remind me of him.
What Modi does is sensationalize things. He’s no better than a modern day news reporter. It’s all about TRP ratings / votes.

For once… Real development happens from the grassroots, not from above. AFAIK, no political leader has that understanding as of now. The Congress is clad in white whereas the BJP in saffron. They are both here to serve the mafia because it’s the mafia when keeps their show going on. I know a fanatic won’t understand any of it. Still it’s my duty to express it as a fellow being. No more arguments. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


If Kejri/Rahul/Mamata would’ve taken this step, they would’ve received similar reactions, its the PM and not the person holding the chair. However, ppl like you get irked by the fact that a chaiwala is able to garner so much support and approval within the country and across the world.
IITs have been put on a path of self-sustainability by the chaiwala PM/govt.
Small and medium enterprises now have much more capital and guidance available from agencies.
Research scholars across all institutes and govt organisations in India have had their stipends increase significantly.
Leaders do have an understanding of “real development” but are obstructed continuously by illiterates and free dole-seekers/givers.



https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif

You bulldozed yourself by proving you can only focus on a small part of the narrative, ALWAYS.


And you by proving that you can’t address even that small part sensibly. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif


Yes you are upset being ruled by a chaiwala who is respected across the world.


I would rather be ruled by a chandala who can understand his fellow beings. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

Your mind seems to be already ruled by one https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif all the best

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ATM is 2km away from the house but the queue has reached my doorstop.
Can’t go out now. Logo ko lagega line tod raha hai fir marenge merko https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Joke:
ATM is 2km away from the house but the queue has reached my doorstop.
Can’t go out now. Logo ko lagega line tod raha hai fir marenge merko https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


How dare you joke here when I’m having serious discussions with a die hard bhakt! https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_twisted.gif

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dont worry – rusted junked chaiwala has gone to Japan to bring 15 lakhs for each Indian and will deposit in 2-3 weeks have patience….
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@Magus You ignorant lass! Don’t you know that this country has become a totally different from what it was before the Chaiwala arrived? There’s no corruption, no crony capitalism, no mafia, no unemployment, no insecurity, no poverty and definitely no religious fanaticism.

We live in the most golden period of time ever since this country came into existence. Don’t you read the newspapers or watch news on TV? There’s bliss all around you man.

India is the safest place on earth for cows. India is on a highway to becoming a religious ‘totality’(if you know what I mean). There’s no place for ‘foreigners’ anymore here. India has no more farmer suicides. India has no more mafia, thugs, goons, goondas, or whatever you name them as. All Indians have jobs now. India has become the new superpower. An Indian is now able to fly to all nations around the world and sign nuclear deals. We are not selling our country and its resources by inviting foreigners here or letting anyone steal them from us. Instead, we are going door-to-door and selling the same stuff.

And you have the audacity to speak like there’s chaos in this country? You are an anti-national. I openly challenge you to come forward and prove your nationality. Can you do that? It’s simple. Stand up right now, wherever you are, and sing the National Anthem out loud, then go to the streets. Come back and post how “Modi govt” was the reason for that signal at the main street to turn ‘red’ which saved you from getting run-over by that lorry while you were attempting to save the Holy Cow!"

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This morning I got up at night..My mother came to my room,cried & said- Beta white Money khatm ho gai.Kal 4 hazar nikal k lana- Rahul Gandhi https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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I’m waiting for the day ‘the Mighty Chaiwala’ will deposit 15 Lakhs in my bank account like he promised several years ago!


Now You See Me. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


In case you missed: Economics 101, less money chasing same amount of goods leads to lesser prices. When someone has crores in black, they put a lot in properties driving prices up more than what only white money folks would have. Your white money will continue to gain purchasing power over time as amount of black money in the system reduces.

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dont worry – rusted junked chaiwala has gone to Japan to bring 15 lakhs for each Indian and will deposit in 2-3 weeks have patience….
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You should start begging, as I don’t see the difference.

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@Magus You ignorant lass! Don’t you know that this country has become a totally different from what it was before the Chaiwala arrived? There’s no corruption, no crony capitalism, no mafia, no unemployment, no insecurity, no poverty and definitely no religious fanaticism.

We live in the most golden period of time ever since this country came into existence. Don’t you read the newspapers or watch news on TV? There’s bliss all around you man.

India is the safest place on earth for cows. India is on a highway to becoming a religious ‘totality’(if you know what I mean). There’s no place for ‘foreigners’ anymore here. India has no more farmer suicides. India has no more mafia, thugs, goons, goondas, or whatever you name them as. All Indians have jobs now. India has become the new superpower. An Indian is now able to fly to all nations around the world and sign nuclear deals. We are not selling our country and its resources by inviting foreigners here or letting anyone steal them from us. Instead, we are going door-to-door and selling the same stuff.

And you have the audacity to speak like there’s chaos in this country? You are an anti-national. I openly challenge you to come forward and prove your nationality. Can you do that? It’s simple. Stand up right now, wherever you are, and sing the National Anthem out loud, then go to the streets. Come back and post how “Modi govt” was the reason for that signal at the main street to turn ‘red’ which saved you from getting run-over by that lorry while you were attempting to save the Holy Cow!"


That’s some seriously hilarious shit, man! https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif
Thanks for telling me that ramrajya is back. https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif

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Random guy : khulla hai?

Guy : haan

Random guy : to bandh kar le

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@Magus @praveen.hsw An argument is only meaningful when you want to convince the other guy about the merit in your argument. The moment it turns into who’s right and who’s not, its pointless….it’ll only polarise the other person more to the opposite side. When was the last time you mocked a person in an argument and the other guy started being more reasonable https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif

Calm down y’all and stop polarising the debate by dealing in absolutes. Modi’s not a God nor a dumb idiot. He’s as human as the next guy. No matter how questionable the implications of this move are, it was initiated with the best of intentions. Criticise it for its shortcomings so that the next time the govt does something similar it’ll take into account, its mistakes from the past. Be thankful that the govt. is trying to initiate some form of action atleast. A policy-less/action-less govt. is more horrible by all means.

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चिट्ठी न कोई सन्देश,
लाइन में लगा कर देश….

कहाँ तुम चले गए…!!
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( Modi in JAPAN )✈️

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@Magus @praveen.hsw An argument is only meaningful when you want to convince the other guy about the merit in your argument. The moment it turns into who’s right and who’s not, its pointless….it’ll only polarise the other person more to the opposite side. When was the last time you mocked a person in an argument and the other guy started being more reasonable https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif

Calm down y’all and stop polarising the debate by dealing in absolutes. Modi’s not a God nor a dumb idiot. He’s as human as the next guy. No matter how questionable the implications of this move are, it was initiated with the best of intentions. Criticise it for its shortcomings so that the next time the govt does something similar it’ll take into account, its mistakes from the past. Be thankful that the govt. is trying to initiate some form of action atleast. A policy-less/action-less govt. is more horrible by all means.


LOL! Now wait for a mind-boggling response from Praveen. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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I think it’s time you make a pocha of that “My Dad is an ATM” t-shirt https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

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@praveen.hsw wrote:

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dont worry – rusted junked chaiwala has gone to Japan to bring 15 lakhs for each Indian and will deposit in 2-3 weeks have patience….
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You should start begging, as I don’t see the difference.


you should be the first one in the beggars line along with your master and join him when he begs for foreign investments in India
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For the first time in my life today I bought a plate of ‘Papdi chaat’ and paid it by my credit card… If still you don’t get that ‘feel good’ emotions then what will? https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


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This is a superb development for people like me who hated carrying currency notes anyways. CC @Tejaa @Magus

P.S. Currency notes are one of the most contaminated things you can hold. See: http://www.livemint.com/Politics/F1GoExBckmKjeV...


You arent the only one who hates currency notes. I’ve been holding more money in eWallets than in Physical wallets.

I hope all these petrol pumps offer Mobikwik or PayTM as an option.

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भाई वो जो पाँच सौ उधार लिए थे वो देने आया हूँ

कैसी बात करता है यार, मैंने तो 400 ही दिए थे.😜😝😂

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Hey guys,

Discussion and opinions are fine… But please don’t get personal.

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Whats This – DPRK News Service

Indian president Narendra Modi guzzles wine aboard Japanese “bullet trains,” whilst Indian peasants starve due to maladroit currency reform.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/7974191884...

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