Shopping and cashback poems
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Gift cards from Niki,
Moh maaya anokhi (Trans: unique illusions)
Orange cash from Grofers,
Will empty your coffers
Supercash from Mobikwik,
Useless than a limp dwik
Refund from Jiomart
Dhanda nahi, motabhai’s art (Trans: dirty tricks in art form)
Upto cashback from Paytm,
Always a losers game
Did you loot Paytm Mall?
Izzat lootega har pal (Trans: after receiving the product you’ll understand who looted whom)
Account unblock from Flipkart
Don’t hold your breath or f@rt
Huge cashback from Tez,
Square root of your age
Quality from China,
Like marrying a Hyena
Memory cards from AliExpress,
Work by God’s grace
Grace period from Jio,
Bhai aur mat pio (Trans: don’t drink and dream)
My first post in DD. You are welcome to suggest better version or add your own.
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Debut post is jhakaas bro!
+ 🔥 and + karma given for creativity and encouragement 😄
Amazon ko ignore kar diya 😐 Amazon will not maaf him
Cheers all. Saved a lot and learnt a few valuable lessons from DD.
Just trying to give a little back.
I don’t understand but funny
Nice poem +VU +KG
ग्राहकों ने लूट लिया
मिलके ई कॉमर्स वालों को
लेटस बाई वालों को
इंडियाप्लाजा वालों को
एक रुपए की चप्पल से
येभी को तो लूटा था
3 रू में 30 फोटो प्रिंट देना
नहीं स्नैप फिश का बूता था
ग्राहकों ने लूट लिया
मिलके ई कॉमर्स वालों को
स्नैपफिश वालों को
इबे इंडिया वालों को
घंटों बैठकर जब इबे के
अकाउंट हम बनाते थे
हर हफ्ते ₹100 off के कूपन
ईमेल पर आते थे
ग्राहकों ने लूट लिया
मिलके ई कॉमर्स वालों को
ईबे इंडिया वालों को
इबे डांट काम वालों को
कोलगेट करना तो
ट्रेडस से हमने सीखा है
तीन तीन रुपए में जब
क्लोजअप को सब ने लूटा है
ग्राहकों ने लूट लिया
मिलके ई कॉमर्स वालों को
tradus.com वालों को
infibeam वालों को
की डील जब भी आती थी
9 वाले बल्क के ओरियो खा खा कर
डाइमर्स की पोट्री भी काली आती थी
ग्राहकों ने लूट लिया
मिलके ई कॉमर्स वालों को
संकल्प ईबे वाले को
आरता ईबे वाली को
….
To be continued
Mera insb me koi haath nahi..
✝️ Karma given given to OP bro again for same post! Because this square root comment is too funny somehow missed it earlier 😂😂
Congo for the rank update..
Vu kg+ for poem
Add Amazon funzone quizzes, Airtel mind boggling offers,
bhai(op) ne leli sabki, hai jaise phoda cracker..
jaga diya hai mere….andar ka Chhupa ek Rapper..
Jhelna padega bhai, ijjat pe hai ye ban aayi..
Ye rap likhne ne main, ha maine apni neend hai gawai.
Shuru karu main kisse?, saale sab ek se bhai,
Humne tumne inper ha, Apni kamai hai udayi,
Sach hai bhai, mere sach bhai….ye…sach hai bhai… 2
Sab dogle hai, sab dogle hai, discount ke naam pe…
sab inke chhochle hai…chhochle hai
Bahot baar loota hu, hasi thi mu pe mere,
Saale dalal ye, mujhe T and C se ghere..
Ghante ka hai care, customer care ek zaher..
Loot machi hai bus ek baat, saala inki maki aankh…
Sab dogle hai, sab dogle hai, discount ke naam pe…
sab inke chhochle hai…chhochle hai
(Fast rap)
Lalach ka hai khel,
Orange cash, kachare ka dher,
Supercash! 2 ki bhel, (2 rupay ki aukat)
Amazon, Flipkart ka tail,
Lagage in sabko tu pel,
Cashback ho jaayega jo fail,
Mail pe Mail,
Khel pe khel,
Ha
Mail pe Mail,
Khel pe Khel,
Inko pohchana hai jail,
Phir bhi miljayegi inko bail,
Khatam na hoga mere bhai,
ye hai ek ganda sa khel, ha
Ye hai ek ganda sa khel..
Bus humko hona hoga sher..Ha
Bus humko hona hoga sher…
Sab dogle hai, sab dogle hai, discount ke naam pe…
sab inke chhochle hai…chhochle hai
(Verse 2)
Lomdi ki chaal chal,
Deals pe tu dhyan kar,
Loot le mile jo mauka,
Aisa kuch kamal kar,
Jeet hogi teri, haarega woh Lootera,
Jisne teri li hai, lele uski zara..
Desidime per, save kar le ek ek dime..
Varna Gpay ki tarha, Better luck next time!!!
Areyyy Bantaai 😁😁
@saucap okay will think of something with Amazon
@drupal awesome keep it coming!
@WALL why don’t you give it a try with Airtel?
@flawlessking that was superb, your post should get many likes
@pingpong
I am afraid of hotness
Give me only karma
Currently no loot on Durex
Some beauty may loot my dharma
Thanks mate..
Amazon on public demand of @saucap @A2Zdeals and other dimers:
DDwali chakrant se samhalo apna dhan
Shanti aur cashback ke liye chuno Amazon
(Trans: Beware of DD booby traps,
choose Amazon for sure cashbacks)
Need coupons from Freecharge?
Just forget about recharge
OLA without hike
Election without mike
Pantaloon vouchers on Magicpin
Get free “Bewakoof” tattoo on your chin
Irshaad Irshaad 😀
Just to add on……….
Returns/Refunds with Flipkart
It always turns flips and flops your cart
Thank you sir