I think it creates a little smile on everyone's face :D
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A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plough with.
The farmer tells him, “I don’t need a tractor, I have three new ones at the barn.”
“Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why are you ploughing this field with that bull, asked the salesman ?”
The farmer replied, "This is part of the bull’s continuing education. I am teaching him that there is more to farming than messing with cows and tearing down fences.
The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.” The nun asked,
“Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank.”
“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun.
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.” The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
“Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied,
“Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
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