Give ungli to citizens and go on foreign tours with their money
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What will you do .. if u become a India's PM for a Day ?
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Do you Remember this Guy .. CM for a Day in Nayak movie!!
Just created this thread to share one’s view and thoughts.
There are many things to do .. but what will you do at first .. can share!
Those who think he reduce petrol diesel price. Agar sach me PM bann gaye na toh pata chalega Govt schemes and infrastructure k approx 50% paise ushi se aate ha.
Tum soch rahe honge PM bann kar gareebo ki help karenge, toh gareebo ki help kaise karoge agar paise he na hua tumhare pas, i mean govt k pas toh
Sirf ek kam kar sakte ha PM bann kar ki transport vehicles jisme khane pine k goods jate ha, usko petrol pump me kam paise dene pare, ek alag rate ho unke liye
and more focus on electric vehicles, electric highway, renewable energy etc.
Sane thought process. Lekin last line actual mein implement karne mein paseene chhoot jayenge. Kyonki jahan humne suna ki Delhi mein Ration ghaple mein Scooters/Auto-Rickshaw ke vehicle nos. ko 4-6-8 wheelers ki tarah show kiya gaya. Thik usi tarah log jugaad nikal lenge.
Will unban corn and ban reservation and all versions of tiktok and even tomy kunkud
People here are forgetting that CM doesn’t get Godlike powers. Even he/she has to go through ‘n’ no. of processes before taking/approving a major decision. Remove all reservations, Pakistan par nuclear attack. create smart cities, create more jobs… all in 1 day. Damn you’re becoming a CM… and not getting Aladdin’s magical genie who will grant you unlimited wishes… LOL!!!!!
And even if somehow you’re able to do all that, have you thought of the consequences? Real-life Anil kapoor ki movie nehi hai ki director ki ishaare par sab kuch magically apne aap ho jaye. Tum ek din ke liye Nayak movie ka CM ban rhe ho… God tussi great ho ka God nehi
The day you touch the reservation that would be the last day for you in PM office and Civil war would start.
Red u cement of petrol price to 30
If I don’t have the power to become a dictator within a day, I’ll run for the seat in the next elections. Just kidding I hate being known by many people.
Mai sbse phle apni ex co call karunga.. aur bolunga .. tuze lagta tha mai kuch nhi krunga.. sadko pe ghumunga.. yaha waha mu marunga ..shadiyo mai plate mazunga.. bc tarakii dekh😎
Sabhi logo k account m baki wala 15 lakh(intrest k sath) credit krwaunga🤑
When I become PM of INDIA -
After ShapathGrahan, I will eat one plate each of Samosa, Misal Pav, Medu Vada, Sabudana Khichdi, Mysore Masala Dosa, Chirwe, Tandoori Chicken and two 500 ml Thumps Up.
Then I will go to Parliament, join all tables, put two king size mattresses over these and order to switch all ACs, tell Kejriwal ki Parliament ki light nahin jaani chahiye, set it up as a dark room and sleep peacefully for hours.
After waking up, I will order RBI to buy some few million Bitcoins for me on market rate and IT deptt ko bolenge ki charge suitable Tax on it and deduct from it as per my HNI status.
Then I will order and remove all idols, scriptures from all temples, masjids and destroy all those. Then I will order public to pray and bow down before me 5 times a day. I will sit on a golden throne and make all channels to compulsory broadcast me only till the few hours of my tenure while I caress backs of Peacock, Cows and Cats. All mobile calling will be barred, only Internet will work so that they can watch anything. People found working sincerely, labourously will be chained up, lashed naked, out in the open. Everybody has to compulsory keep TV open and dance on loud nasty music, like partying hardcore. All houses and shops must remain open. Anybody can go anywhere and pick anything he/she wants.
Drinks, food will be made available free unlimited. Girls coming of attainable age must find a suitable mate and run frolic with them. Students will asked to burn their books. Doctors, Police will remain on holiday. Only military, army will enforce my orders.
Later, all Banks and money keeping places will be razed down to ground. So that nobody needs money afterwards.
Towards the end of the 24 hours, I will fire all available nukes &, missiles in all directions. Jo bacha woh bacha, jo nahin bacha toh naa sahi.
During my last hour, I will go to Upper Himalayas via Jets and handover my resignation to pilot to submit it back to prez before time and then retire in silence and pray for peace and sanity in country. 🙏🙏
Appeal to the public – Please vote for me for the 5 Yr PM election. Don’t forget by now I have Bitcoins 😂
After removing idol and masjid u will end up in a hospital mortuary or hospital by a suicide bomber before completion of your tenure. .
Bhai pahle kis jagah bomb girwaoge
Us of a 😂
I don’t think caste is a major issue for India that is such affecting as wrong reservation system. This caste system is running from 1000 BCE. Yeah there is also negative things but as per current conditions amendment in reservation is much needed for India to become a develop country.
Sabhi countries ka visa lagva k america nikal jaunga
I will make myself vice PM immediately
Will remove at least 90% of world population ( including india) using nuclear weapons .
I need just 2 hours – not 24 hours 😂
Nothing can be done in one day, if one is being realistic.. otherwise for imagination there is no limit
I would bring in laws enforcing population control and removal of caste as well as reservation system as they are the root cause of major issues in India. I know population = market but in case of population,
Cons > Pros
What’s root cause of that, BTW ?
All India one vehicle one road tax/all river connected to canals to flow the flood water/petrol&diesel into gst.
All india pubg event
Tu China ka PM ban jaa bhai, TikTok wali mujra ka competition v rakhwa dena
Agli raat ko gutter keechad mein matrix fight nai kar sakta main.. Ek din ka PM nai banna
hahahaah.. You did saw the NAYAK movie
Logo ko sach bataunga ki kal se tumhara phir katega to aj jee lo.
I will print ₹1000 and ₹500 old notes again and will discontinue this new color notes
do you maximum storage OLD one ?
Magicpin pai davaab daalke…magic firday sale firse shuru
Will auction entire country:) (Full privatisation)
Inspiration: Super (Kannada movie)
wait for 10000 years
I am damn sure Indians will not gonna change
anyways you won I wont argue as I am too old for this
Suggest Laptop for my Son he is in 4th Class, (Daughter in 8th Class)
I want decent 14 inches with intel chipset I3 or I5
Windows 10 original preferred and office original preferred
Budget approx 30000 to 35000
Bhrashtachar ko mitane ke liye hume aage aana padega, hamare aapke aage aane ke baad he ae **************
Goa rate pe All India Daru
“Pakistan per Nuclear Attack " 🤣🤣🤣
Kam se kam soch toh pm wali rakho
Do you Remember this Guy .. CM for a Day in Nayak movie!!
Just created this thread to share one’s view and thoughts.
There are many things to do .. but what will you do at first .. can share!
Will abolish reservation/cap petrol/diesel prices/create more jobs/build better network/improve infra & healthcare services/will actually create smart cities/will take share markets to a new high /invest in renewable energy and the last point but not the least will spread the message unity in diversity and not aatmanirbhar bano