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What will you do .. if u become a India's PM for a Day ?

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Do you Remember this Guy .. CM for a Day in Nayak movie!!

Just created this thread to share one’s view and thoughts.

There are many things to do .. but what will you do at first stuck_out_tongue.. can share!

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Do you Remember this Guy .. CM for a Day in Nayak movie!!

Just created this thread to share one’s view and thoughts.

There are many things to do .. but what will you do at first stuck_out_tongue.. can share!

Dimer of The Year 2021 Dimer of The Year 2021
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Will remove reservation for once and all
Wingman Wingman
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Our prime minister is already doing a great job. There is no need for me to step up to his role joy
Benevolent Benevolent
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Will abolish reservation/cap petrol/diesel prices/create more jobs/build better network/improve infra & healthcare services/will actually create smart cities/will take share markets to a new high sunglasses /invest in renewable energy and the last point but not the least will spread the message unity in diversity and not aatmanirbhar bano hushed

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Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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Give ungli to citizens and go on foreign tours with their money
Oh wait …………………………

Finance Ninja Finance Ninja
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Those who think he reduce petrol diesel price. Agar sach me PM bann gaye na toh pata chalega Govt schemes and infrastructure k approx 50% paise ushi se aate ha. smile

Tum soch rahe honge PM bann kar gareebo ki help karenge, toh gareebo ki help kaise karoge agar paise he na hua tumhare pas, i mean govt k pas toh grinning

Sirf ek kam kar sakte ha PM bann kar ki transport vehicles jisme khane pine k goods jate ha, usko petrol pump me kam paise dene pare, ek alag rate ho unke liye

and more focus on electric vehicles, electric highway, renewable energy etc.

Pro Analyst Pro Analyst
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Sane thought process. Lekin last line actual mein implement karne mein paseene chhoot jayenge. Kyonki jahan humne suna ki Delhi mein Ration ghaple mein Scooters/Auto-Rickshaw ke vehicle nos. ko 4-6-8 wheelers ki tarah show kiya gaya. Thik usi tarah log jugaad nikal lenge.

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Tech Guru Tech Guru
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Will unban corn and ban reservation and all versions of tiktok and even tomy kunkud

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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People here are forgetting that CM doesn’t get Godlike powers. Even he/she has to go through ‘n’ no. of processes before taking/approving a major decision. Remove all reservations, Pakistan par nuclear attack. create smart cities, create more jobs… all in 1 day. Damn you’re becoming a CM… and not getting Aladdin’s magical genie who will grant you unlimited wishes… LOL!!!!! laughing

And even if somehow you’re able to do all that, have you thought of the consequences? Real-life Anil kapoor ki movie nehi hai ki director ki ishaare par sab kuch magically apne aap ho jaye. Tum ek din ke liye Nayak movie ka CM ban rhe ho… God tussi great ho ka God nehi wink laughing stuck_out_tongue

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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The day you touch the reservation that would be the last day for you in PM office and Civil war would start.

Deal Major Deal Major
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Red u cement of petrol price to 30

Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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If I don’t have the power to become a dictator within a day, I’ll run for the seat in the next elections. Just kidding I hate being known by many people.

Budding Star Budding Star
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Mai sbse phle apni ex co call karunga.. aur bolunga .. tuze lagta tha mai kuch nhi krunga.. sadko pe ghumunga.. yaha waha mu marunga ..shadiyo mai plate mazunga.. bc tarakii dekh😎

Pro Critic Pro Critic
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Sabhi logo k account m baki wala 15 lakh(intrest k sath) credit krwaunga🤑 joy

Entertainer Entertainer
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When I become PM of INDIA -

After ShapathGrahan, I will eat one plate each of Samosa, Misal Pav, Medu Vada, Sabudana Khichdi, Mysore Masala Dosa, Chirwe, Tandoori Chicken and two 500 ml Thumps Up.

Then I will go to Parliament, join all tables, put two king size mattresses over these and order to switch all ACs, tell Kejriwal ki Parliament ki light nahin jaani chahiye, set it up as a dark room and sleep peacefully for hours.

After waking up, I will order RBI to buy some few million Bitcoins for me on market rate and IT deptt ko bolenge ki charge suitable Tax on it and deduct from it as per my HNI status.

Then I will order and remove all idols, scriptures from all temples, masjids and destroy all those. Then I will order public to pray and bow down before me 5 times a day. I will sit on a golden throne and make all channels to compulsory broadcast me only till the few hours of my tenure while I caress backs of Peacock, Cows and Cats. All mobile calling will be barred, only Internet will work so that they can watch anything. People found working sincerely, labourously will be chained up, lashed naked, out in the open. Everybody has to compulsory keep TV open and dance on loud nasty music, like partying hardcore. All houses and shops must remain open. Anybody can go anywhere and pick anything he/she wants.

Drinks, food will be made available free unlimited. Girls coming of attainable age must find a suitable mate and run frolic with them. Students will asked to burn their books. Doctors, Police will remain on holiday. Only military, army will enforce my orders.

Later, all Banks and money keeping places will be razed down to ground. So that nobody needs money afterwards.

Towards the end of the 24 hours, I will fire all available nukes &, missiles in all directions. Jo bacha woh bacha, jo nahin bacha toh naa sahi.

During my last hour, I will go to Upper Himalayas via Jets and handover my resignation to pilot to submit it back to prez before time and then retire in silence and pray for peace and sanity in country. 🙏🙏

Appeal to the public – Please vote for me for the 5 Yr PM election. Don’t forget by now I have Bitcoins 😂

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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After removing idol and masjid u will end up in a hospital mortuary or hospital by a suicide bomber before completion of your tenure. joy joy joy.

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Deal Captain Deal Captain
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Bhai pahle kis jagah bomb girwaoge

Finance Mentor Finance Mentor
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Us of a 😂

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Pro Critic Pro Critic
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I don’t think caste is a major issue for India that is such affecting as wrong reservation system. This caste system is running from 1000 BCE. Yeah there is also negative things but as per current conditions amendment in reservation is much needed for India to become a develop country.

Talk-Of-The-Town Talk-Of-The-Town
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Sabhi countries ka visa lagva k america nikal jaunga

Deal Colonel Deal Colonel
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I will make myself vice PM immediately

Finance Mentor Finance Mentor
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Will remove at least 90% of world population ( including india) using nuclear weapons .

I need just 2 hours – not 24 hours 😂

Pro Critic Pro Critic
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@Kim_Jong_jun

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Pro Shopping Friend Pro Shopping Friend
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Nothing can be done in one day, if one is being realistic.. otherwise for imagination there is no limit

Deal Brigadier Deal Brigadier
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https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/694030/medium/7742702Capture.png?1624714067

Brand Enthusiast Brand Enthusiast
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I would bring in laws enforcing population control and removal of caste as well as reservation system as they are the root cause of major issues in India. I know population = market but in case of population,
Cons > Pros

Community Angel Community Angel
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What’s root cause of that, BTW ?

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Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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All India one vehicle one road tax/all river connected to canals to flow the flood water/petrol&diesel into gst.

Talk-Of-The-Town Talk-Of-The-Town
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All india pubg event

Pro Critic Pro Critic
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Tu China ka PM ban jaa bhai, TikTok wali mujra ka competition v rakhwa dena stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye

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Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Agli raat ko gutter keechad mein matrix fight nai kar sakta main.. Ek din ka PM nai banna pensive

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Admin
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hahahaah.. You did saw the NAYAK movie laughing

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Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Logo ko sach bataunga ki kal se tumhara phir katega to aj jee lo.

Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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The character in the movie has a parallel in todays world...and that character is autocratic..he will not allow this mistake to happen. blush
Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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I will print ₹1000 and ₹500 old notes again and will discontinue this new color notes

Budding Star Budding Star
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do you maximum storage OLD one ? smiling_imp

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Generous Generous
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Magicpin pai davaab daalke…magic firday sale firse shuru

Mobile Guru Mobile Guru
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Nothing matters what you change in a "Day" People* need to change first, then the shit ( xxlixxcixxs ) will automatically change.. or at least will be forced to do/maintain something If there's a part support/dissent.. then the leaders will take you for a spin every 5 years! The entire brainwashing campaign is to garner public support ( by taking advantage of RRC ) so that there will be support ( Blind Bajan ) to anything n everything "@googlecardboard":https://www.desidime.com/users/...52
Deal Subedar Deal Subedar
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wait for 10000 years
I am damn sure Indians will not gonna change

anyways you won I wont argue as I am too old for this

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Deal Newbie Deal Newbie
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Bhrashtachar ko mitane ke liye hume aage aana padega, hamare aapke aage aane ke baad he ae **************

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Goa rate pe All India Daru joy

Pro Coupon Hunter Pro Coupon Hunter
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“Pakistan per Nuclear Attack " 🤣🤣🤣  https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/694001/medium/images_%284%29_%2826%29.jpeg?1624707652

Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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Ek bande ko chaye wala bna dunga 🍵🍵🍵
Pro Critic Pro Critic
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Kam se kam soch toh pm wali rakho stuck_out_tongue stuck_out_tongue

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