Ye kab sudhrenge {{All in the family }}

Husband makes the lunches!

For the 1st time in their 3 year marriage, a wife asked if her husband
would mind making the next day’s lunches for them both.
Obligingly he agrees.
The next morning, the young wife asks her loving husband,
‘Where are our lunches honey?’
He replied, ‘I put them on the second shelf of the fridge.
My lunch is the one on the left, and yours is on the right’.

Have a look at the photo.

LOVE IT

Before marriage…. .

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage….
Simply read from bottom to the top.

I LOVE YOU!’

After 21 years of Marriage, my Wife wanted me to take another Woman out to Dinner and a Movie.

She said I Love You but I know this other Woman loves you and would Love to spend some Time with You.

The other Woman that my Wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER,

who has been a Widow for 19 years,

but the demands of my Work and my three Children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to Invite her to go out for Dinner and a Movie.

’What’s wrong, are you well,’

she asked?
My Mother is the type of Woman who suspects that

a Late Night Call or a Surprise Invitation is a sign of Bad News.

‘I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,’ I responded.

‘Just the two of us.’

She thought about it for a moment, and then said, ‘I would like that very much.’

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit Nervous.

When I arrived at her House, I noticed that she too seemed to be Nervous about our Date.

She waited in the Door with her Coat on.

She had Curled her Hair and was wearing the Dress that she had worn to Celebrate her last Wedding Anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as Radiant as an Angel’s.

’I told my Friends that I was going to go out with My Son, and they were impressed, ’

She said, as she got into the Car.

‘They can’t wait to hear about our meeting’.

We went to a Restaurant that, although not Elegant, was very Nice and Cozy.

My Mother took my Arm as if She were the First Lady.

After we sat down, I had to read the Menu. Large Print.

Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me.
A Nostalgic Smile was on her Lips.

‘It was I who used to have to Read the Menu when you were Small,’

She said.

‘Then it’s Time that you Relax and let me Return the Favor,’< BR>
I responded.

During the Dinner, we had an Agreeable Conversation, nothing Extra-ordinary, but catching up on recent Events of each others Life.

We talked so much that we missed the Movie.

As we arrived at her House later,

She said, ’I’ll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.’

I agreed.

‘How was your Dinner Date?’

asked My Wife when I got Home.

‘Very Nice. Much more so than I could have Imagined,’ I answered.

A few days later, my Mother died of a Massive Heart Attack.

It happened so suddenly that I didn’t have Time to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an Envelope with a Copy of a Restaurant Receipt

from the same place Mother and I had dined.

An Attached Note Said:

’I paid this Bill in Advance.

I wasn’t sure that I could be there;

But nevertheless,

I paid for Two Plates

“One for You and the

Other for Your Wife."

You will never know what that Night meant for Me.
I Love You, My Son.’

At that moment, I understood the Importance of saying in Time: ‘I LOVE YOU!’

and to give our Loved Ones the Time that they Deserve.

Nothing in Life is more important than God and your Famil y.

Give them the Time they Deserve, because these Things cannot be Put Off till ‘Some Other Time.’

Pass This Along To Everyone

With An Aging Parent,
To A Child,
To An Adult,

Glorious Aunty Acid

Marriage

When a newly married couple smiles…..everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles…..everyone wonders why.

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years of marriage:

Yr. 1.Janu

Yr. 2.O G.

Yr. 3.Sunte ho?

Yr. 4.O Bunty k pappa

Yr. 5.Kahan mar gaye?

Yr. 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

are itni hindi read karte karte mar jaaaauga

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

I’m jokkingggggggggg !


बसंती ने जैसे ही वीरू के सामने खाने की थाली रखी तो उसने कहा ‘‘तुम्हारी मौसी की मज़ाक करने की आदत अभी तक गई नहीं?’’
बसंती ने पूछा ‘‘अब उन्होंने तुम्हें ऐसा क्या कह दिया कि फिर से जनवरी के इस ठंड भरे महीने में भी तुम्हारा पारा जून की गर्मी की तरह तेजी से चढ़ रहा है।’’
वीरू ने कहा ‘‘ऐसी तो कुछ खास बात नहीं है, बस आज तुम्हारी मौसी मेरे से फिर पूछ रही थी कि तुम मेरी बेटी बसंती के साथ शादी करके खुष तो हो न?’’
बसंती ने नाक भौं चढ़ा कर कहा ‘‘इसमें बुरा मानने की क्या बात है? तुम भी तो हर समय मेरे साथ मज़ाक करते रहते हो। मैंने तो तुम्हारी बात का कभी बुरा नहीं माना।’’ वीरू ने अपने चेहरे को थोड़ा गंभीर बना कर अपनी पत्नी से दिल्लगी करते हुए कहा ‘‘मैंने शादी से पहले भगवान से अपने लिए जो कुछ मांगा था वह सब कुछ उसने दे दिया, बस एक जगह न जाने उसने कैसे थोड़ी सी गलती कर दी?’’

बसंती ने अपने पति से कहा ‘‘आखिर मुझे भी तो बताओ कि अपने भगवान से आपने क्या-क्या मांगा था और उसने देने में तुम्हारे साथ कहां गलती की?’’
वीरू ने कहा ‘‘मैंने कुछ अधिक तो नहीं बस भगवान से अपने लिए अपनी 7 अंको में कमाई, 6 अंकों में बचत, 5 बैडरूम का घर, 4 पहियों वाली बढ़िया सी गाड़ी, 3 हफते की हर महीने छुट्टी, 2 प्यारे से बच्चे और 1 गूंगी बीवी की मांग की थी।’’

‘‘भगवान ने बाकी सब कुछ तो ठीक से दे दिया बस बीवी देने में चूक कर गए।’’

‘‘चूक कर गए? कौन सी चूक कर गए?’’

‘‘गूंगी बीवी की जगह ऐसी बीवी दी है जो रेड़ियो और टीवी की तरह लगातार बोलती ही रहती है। रेड़ियो टीवी में तो फिर भी बंद करने के लिए बटन लगा होता है लेकिन मुझे लगता है कि तुम्हें चुप करवाने के लिए तो सारी दुनियां के वैज्ञानिक मिल कर भी कोई ऐसा स्विच नहीं बना सकते।’’

बसंती ने वीरू के इस हंसी के तमाशे को समझे बिना अपने पति से कहा ‘‘तुम्हारे जैसे लोगों को भगवान छप्पड़़ फाड़ कर भी मन की सारी मुरादें दे दे तब भी आप उस का शुक्रिया अदा करने की बजाए उसके दोष ही निकालते रहोगे। शादी से पहले तो तुम ही कहते थे कि मेरी बातों को सुन कर तुम्हारे दिल में फूल खिल जाते है। वह मैं ही थी जिसे पहली नजर में देखते ही तुम्हारे होश उड़ गए थे और तुमने सपनों का महल बनाते हुए अपने घरवालों से कहा था कि जल्द से जल्द इस पूनम के चांद के साथ मेरी शादी करवा दो। जब पंडित जी ने कहा कि अभी कुछ समय तक अच्छा मुहूर्त नहीं है तो तुमने ही कहा था कि मुहूर्त का क्या करना है। आप जल्दी से लड़की के हाथो में मेंहदी लगा दो, हम शहनाई बजाने की तैयारी करते है। घर के बुर्जुगों के मना करने पर भी आप उल्टा-सीधा दिमाग लड़ा कर बिना शुभ मुहूर्त के ही घोड़ी पर चढ़ कर बारात ले आए थे। जब मेरी डोली तुम्हारे घर पहुंची थी तो तुम्हारे घर वालों ने घी के दीए जलाए थे। तुम्हारे घर में हर किसी की जुबान पर एक ही बात थी कि जन्मों से बिछड़े दो बदन मिल कर एक जान हो गए हैं। तुम भी बात-बात पर अपने दिल पर हाथ रख कर सारा जीवन साथ निभाने की कसमें खा रहे थे। कल तक मुझे देखते ही जहां तुम्हारे दिल और आखों में ठंडक पड़ती आज मेरी परछाई के करीब आते ही तुम्हारे हाथ पांव ठंडे होने लगते है।’’

वीरू ने हालात की नाजुकता को समझे बिना मज़ाक का और आंनद लेने की मंशा से उसे तीखा बनाते हुए बसंती को उल्टी-सीधी बाते सुनानी शुरू कर दी।
उसने बसंती से कहा ‘‘मैं तो तुम्हारा चिकना चेहरा देख कर फिसल गया था। मैंने तो ऊपरी मन से शादी के लिए कहा था परंतु तुम्हारे घर वालों ने मेरा मोटा माल देख कर एक चिड़िया की तरह झट से मुझें फंसा लिया था।’’

वीरू यह सब कुछ मज़ाक ही मज़ाक में कह रहा था। लेकिन बसंती एक क्षण के लिए भी वीरू की नीयत को नहीं समझ पाई और उसका चेहरा नीला पीला होने लगा था। इन दोनों की नोंक-झोंक को देख कर यह अनुमान लगाना मुश्किल हो रहा था कि इनमें से कौन अधिक चतुर है। क्योंकि कोई व्यक्ति कितना चतुर है, इसका अनुमान उसके जवाबों से लगाया जा सकता है, इसी के साथ ही कोई व्यक्ति कितना बुद्विमान है, इसका अनुमान उसके द्वारा किए गए प्रश्नों से लगाया जा सकता है। लेकिन यहां तो दोनों ही एक दूसरे के ऊपर नहले पर दहला साबित हो रहे थे।

किसी संत ने बिल्कुल सच कहा है कि जीवन को सफल और कामयाब बनाने के लिए दो चीजें बहुत जरूरी है। एक हंसी-मज़ाक और दूसरी चुप्पी। इस का तर्क वह इस तरह से बताते है कि हंसी-मज़ाक से हर समस्यांए हल हो जाती हैं और चुप्पी से हर समस्या को टाला जा सकता है। यदि हम मज़ाक-मज़ाक में किसी बात को मौके के हिसाब से ठीक से बोलना नहीं जानते तो वहां हमारा चुप रहना ही अच्छा होता है। यह सच है कि हंसी-मज़ाक हर किसी को सदा ही खुशी और आनंद देता है लेकिन हर मज़ाक की एक लक्ष्मण रेखा तय करना भी जरूरी है। जो लोग इस रेखा को नहीं समझ पाते वह कुछ छोटी-छोटी बातों पर सदा के लिए बातचीत खत्म कर देते है जबकि असल में अंदर कुछ बात होती ही नहीं वीरू बसंती की तरह किसी भी दूसरे इंसान पर बिना बात के बरस पड़ना बहुत आसान है परंतु यदि हम दूसरों के जीवन की राह में फूल नहीं बिखेर सकते तो कम से कम हंसी-मज़ाक के माध्यम से मुस्कराहट तो बिखेर ही सकते है। देखा जाए तो दूसरों को खुष करने के लिए बड़प्पन की नहीं महानता की जरूरत होती है।

हंसी-मज़ाक सूर्य की तरह अकेला ही वह काम कर सकता है जो हजारों तारे मिल कर भी नहीं कर पाते। इस बात से तो कोई भी इंकार नहीं कर पाएगा कि प्यार से जीने के लिए हमारा यह जीवन भी बहुत छोटा है, ऐसे में किसी के दिल को दुखाने की बजाए क्यों न सारा जीवन हंसी-खुशी के साथ जीते हुए मज़ाक-मज़ाक में गुज़ारा जाए।

Posted by Bangkok Tourism Authority

“Loyal husbands will go straight to Heaven

and Disloyal will enjoy Heaven on Earth.

The choice is yours!"

- Bangkok Tourism -

Love and Understanding

An old man, staying in a small south Indian town came to visit his son in Mumbai recently.

The son in his early thirties is a successful businessman living with his wife and son.

The father, having spent most of his life at his birthplace, hardly understands a splatter of Hindi or English, forget Marathi.

But he doesn’t care. ’I have come here to spend a few days with my son and his family.

I don’t have to go out and socialize with the city people,’ he said.

The son is very excited about his father’s rare visit to Bombay. He wants to make the best of it.

He and his wife want to show him around the city. And yes, the son enjoys those evening hours too,

when he and his father go out and sit in a good bar, sipping their favourite drink.

Last week he was in a very good mood. ’Let’s go to a five star hotel’s bar tonight,’ he told his father.

It was a beautiful evening. Talking about everything under the sun they had a few drinks.

As usual they were offered some salad, peanuts, wafers etc .as accompaniments with their drinks.

The old man being almost toothless was not much interested in eating.

But that day when they got up to leave, he simply took a handful of chana and stuffed it in the fold of his dhoti.

He might have thought about munching on them, sitting in the car, or whatever.

Unfortunately while walking in the lobby, he missed a step and stumbled.

Down he went, scattering the chana on the plush carpet.

Now try to visualize that scenario. Someone else in his son’s place would have been mortified, embarrassed to death.

He might have cursed not his father but his own self for causing this awkward situation.

‘Never again will I take my old man to such hotels’, he would have vowed.

No sir, not this son.

Gently, with a smile, he helped his father get back on his feet.

Instead of feeling irritated or angry, he was amused.

He found the whole incident very funny. Laughing, they both went home

and on the way they decided to return to the same place the following Sunday.

The old man liked the place and liked the chana too.

Few days back, at a friend’s place they both described this event and made everybody laugh.

Weren’t you embarrassed? Somebody asked the son. ‘Oh, come on now’ replied the son.

’He is my father.

He talks in his native language, prefers to wear a dhoti even to a posh city hotel,

takes chana from the bar to eat later, does whatever he feels like…. So what?

Why should I feel embarrassed with his nature and habits? Nobody has a right to stop him from doing

whatever he feels comfortable with, as long as it is not harmful to others.’

The son doesn’t care what the staff in the hotel thought about that incident.

He says, ’They should be concerned only with their bills and tips.

I am concerned about my father’s happiness.’

The wife too totally agrees with the husband on this issue.

She feels there are enough other qualities in her father-in-law to feel proud of. Accept them.

The above incident is not mentioned just to show the love and devotion of a son for his father.

More than love it is a matter of understanding and a healthy respect for the other person’s lifestyle.

A seventy plus old man doesn’t want to change his lifestyle now. He likes the way he eats or dresses or talks.

In his eyes there is nothing wrong with the old ways of living. And the son says, ok, fine.

Everybody has a right to live as per his wish. Now at his age, why should he be forced to learn to eat with a fork and knife,

if he doesn’t want to? I will feel bad if he is doing something morally wrong or indulging in some harmful activities.

But otherwise it is fine. I am not going to try to change him at this stage.

He is my father. I love him, respect him.

Hey folks, can we think this way?

Many times we see people getting embarrassed by the so called unsophisticated behaviour of their family members.

They keep on apologizing about their lack of class and manners or about their drawbacks to outsiders.

… My wife can’t speak proper English; she doesn’t know what’s happening in the world,

so I avoid taking her out or introducing her to my friends and business associates …

My parents can’t eat with a spoon and fork, so I don’t take them to restaurants …

My husband is working as an ordinary clerk, so I feel awkward when I introduce him to my rich friends

… My brother is mentally challenged, so I don’t feel like going out with him …

Are you plagued with such thoughts or do you meet such people who think alike?

If you do, please ask yourself:

Why do others or I feel this way? Really what is there to feel ashamed of?

Most people have this fear of other peoples’ opinions and comments.

What would others say? Why should that bother us?

We ought to follow this inspiring example of

brave, loving and understanding couple.

Employee ki biwi boli

Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli:

Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge…

Pati:

Woh kyon??

Biwi:

Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho…

Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho…

Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho..

Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho…

Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho…

Ghar aakar pariwar per kutte ki tarah chillate ho,

Aur fir Bhainse ki tarah so jate ho.

Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar payega..!!

• How to be gracious >>>>*

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching.

Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and could be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ’’Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress.

After all, it’s your special day.’’

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch,

Jennifer asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress”?

You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ’’Of course I do, dear…..

I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.’’

Now I ask you – is there a woman out there, anywhere, who wouldn’t enjoy this story?)

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings…. We simply continue to fly…….. on a broomstick….. We are flexible like that. OKAY,

Symptoms THEN, when we were young… and the diagnosis – NOW

Symptoms, then when we were young and the diagnosis now:

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
Symptoms then: Love.
Prognosis now: Parkinson’s Disease

3. Constant smiling.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Bell’s Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Early onset of Alzheimer’s Disease

5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she called or came over.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis

6. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

7. Insomnia.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: BPH (Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia)

8. Feeling that you can smell, hear, feel him/her when not in his/her presence.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Schizophrenia

:lol:

एक तरफ हैं प्यार की क़समें, एक तरफ दुनिया की रस्में,
कैसे जज़्बाती दो राहे पर खड़ा किया तकदीर ने !!१

मैंने कभी नहीं सोचा था मुझको इतना प्यार मिलेगा,
प्यार के संग जुदाई का फिर मुझको काला नाग डसेगा,
याद रखूँ उन क़स्मों को, या लड़ जाऊं उन रस्मों से,
कैसे जज़्बाती दो राहे पर खड़ा किया तकदीर ने !!

उसकी आँखें नीली नीली, शर्माती सी और नशीली,
उसके होठों पर मुसकाहट मेरी आँखें गीली गीली,
याद रखूँ उन सपनों को या ग़लतफ़हमियों के फ़ितनों को,
कैसे जज़्बाती दो राहे पर खड़ा किया तकदीर ने !

एक दूजे के प्यार में खो कर सारी दुनिया भूल गए थे,
और जुदाई के लम्हों में सारी खुशियाँ भूल गए थे,
याद करूँ उन वादों को या भूलूँ सारी यादों को,
कैसे जज़्बाती दो राहे पर खड़ा किया तकदीर ने !!

Din me chand sitare ache nahi lagte,

Ab duniya ke nazare acche nahi lagte,

Koi aap ke papa mummy se kahe de,

Ki ab aap kuware acche nahi lagte…!

Yaad Hum Bhi Aapko Karte Hai,
Yaad Aap Bhi Hame Karte Hai,
Fark Itna Hai Hum Yaad Ane Par Sms Karte Hai
Aur Aap Sms Ane Par Yaad Karte Hai…

Yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho,
Mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
Na milte ho, na sms karte ho,
Kya tum mujhse bhi jyada garib ho..!!

Make up your mind !!!

My wife was screaming at me:
“Leave !! Get out of this house!” she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled:
“I hope you die a slow and painful death!”

So I turned around and replied:
“So now you want me to stay?”

Men vs. Women

Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la Casa.’

‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’

A student asked, ‘What gender is ’computer’?’

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (‘el computador’), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems,

But half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The men won.

God’s Promise

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then he made the earth round…..and laughed and laughed and laughed…..

B@R_0_0_D ….. you rocks

Well done B@R_0_0_D

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life, as compared to men.

Why?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don’t have a wife!

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened !
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Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek WIFE kafi hai,
Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, -
Swami Dukhiya Nandji.

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Wives are magicians.
….. . . . . . . . . . .
They can change anything into an argument

Indian Independence at what cost ???

Sir Winston Churchill wrote 64 years ago about India:

“Power will go to the hands of rascals, rogues, freebooters; all Indian leaders will be of low calibre & men of straw. They will have sweet tongues & silly hearts. They will fight amongst themselves for power & India will be lost in political squabbles. A day would come when even air & water would be taxed in India.”

We are indeed an incredible NATION; we have worked very hard and we have indeed proved him right…..

Sad but true !!!!

Three old men went to see God.

The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come out of
recession. “100 years,” God said.
The American started weeping profusely. “I will not live to see that day”

Second man, a Russian asked God “When will my country become prosperous?”
“Fifty years,” came the reply.
Russian too started weeping profusely. “I will not live to see that day”

Finally the Indian asked God, “When will my country become corruption-free?”
God started weeping profusely. “I will not live to see that day”

Cowboy Tombstone

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !

I wonder if he died knowing he won the ‘Coolest Headstone’ contest?

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good and likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.