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#I am so middle class

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In case you missed it, this is the compilation of some of my #IamSoMiddleClass tweets which is going viral on FB and TWITTER

*#IAmSoMiddleClass that when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I might spend 50 rs on a Samosa in the food court of a theater but would never buy a $0.99 app from the App store.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when they say ‘Your call is important to us’ I begin to feel important.

#IAmSoMiddleClass That even if I am in a deepsleep I’ll answer ‘Regular’ when the waiter asks ‘Mineral water or Regular water’

#IAmSoMiddleClass That I won’t have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a Lunch Buffet.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I send out a mail from my phone I manually append a ‘Sent from my iPhone 5’

#IamSoMiddleClass I get really sad when someone tells me post a wedding party ‘Arey yaar tumne Jalebi miss kar di, panipuri ke left me thi’

#IAmSoMiddleClass dat when i buy a Crocin, i update my Fb status ‘’Hey! Finally bought a Tablet for myself’’ https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i preferred buying a dvd of ‘Mere Dad Ki Maruti’ over ‘Ferrari ki sawaari’.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I go to the mall just to enjoy the air-conditioned environment

#IAmSoMiddleClass this is my laptop*

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*#IAmSoMiddleClass that mai sofey pe baith kr TV par aati hui har cheej (news,program) ko dekhkar gaali deta hun…

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I bargain n let 100 rikshaws go till the charges are according to my choice

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I send out a mail from my phone I manually append a ‘Sent from my iPhone 5’

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I’ve kept my college ID photo as my Facebook profile picture.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I play cricket I bowl a Middle stump line

#IAmSoMiddleClass I don’t just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping too.

This is what i call a good day at twitter 10+ RT,10+ fav , 6 Replies and 84 followers… #IAmSoMiddleClass that I actually counted that.

#IAmSoMiddleClass, a toothpaste isn’t over until I’ve entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

#IamSoMiddleClass that i watched Chota-chetan instead of Harry Potter so can tweet about #IAmSoMiddleClass .

#IamSoMIddleClass I tweet this tag even after it has stopped trending.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I still have an Orkut account

#iamsomiddleclass that i dont throw old shirt so that i can use them during Holi and when cutting hair in saloon.

#IAmSoMiddleClass when I’m running out of a soap bar, I take it’s remainder and stick it onto a brand new full soap bar.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I buy Broccoli and Avocados for 300 rupees, but still ask for some Dhaniya free.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I pronounce it ‘Schedule’ and not ‘Skedule’.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I surf the net for hours, searching for the cheapest Bangkok tour

#IfIWasAtPepsiIPL i would be carrying this poster with me!:P *

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*#IAmSoMiddleClass that when my net is about to expire, I’ll make sure every MB is used.

#IAmSoMiddleClass I will full my tank the day petrol price hike is announced

#Iamsomiddleclass that i keep ‘AllOut’ switched on without refilling so that i can fool the mosquitoes.

#IAmSoMiddleClass the pocha used by the baii used to be my favourite t-shirt. Until yesterday.

#IAmSoMiddleClass I don’t remove airline baggage tags from my bag for months after I’ve landed

#IAmsoMiddleClass that i randomly insert numbers in conversations. Eg.. Tujhe 38 baar bola hai, aisa mat kar

#IamSoMiddleClass I dream of buying a pair of Ray-Bans before turning 40.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that buying a 2BHK is the only purpose of my life.

other source http://tl.gd/n_1...8n*

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Utsav wrote:

neoman wrote:

login33 wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I always place orders on pricing errors made by online sites and then hope they honour it..and abuse them when they decline https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


True Dimers Think Alike. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


But I Dont believe In Abusing…. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


Even I don’t… But Admin and Mod never believe me… What to do? https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that I read all these posts just to stop myself from buying another useless thing on discount.

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that I wish to gain karma on this totally useless post of mine.

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neoman wrote:

Utsav wrote:

neoman wrote:

login33 wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I always place orders on pricing errors made by online sites and then hope they honour it..and abuse them when they decline https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


True Dimers Think Alike. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


But I Dont believe In Abusing…. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif


Even I don’t… But Admin and Mod never believe me… What to do? https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

Let Them Take Their Time To Understand U Fully…..:P https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Utsav wrote:

Let Them Take Their Time To Understand U Fully…..:P https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


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neoman wrote:

Utsav wrote:

Let Them Take Their Time To Understand U Fully…..:P https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


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Now he has taken so many avatars , hottie hottie pyar ho jayega,
Neo neo karte mitra ban jayega .

Still, nobody has time to understand dimers., they think everyone here is loot
Or happy for shit dimes. Market games don’t let them to do the justice with
People came here for sharing.

The person are in the goody get marks and badges and who question them for actions
Or deviating gets the ignorance , warning, negative karma , blames.

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*#IAmSoMiddleClass that when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath

What A Feel Sarji….:-D

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#I am so Middle class # that i change my laptop system date and time whenever i get a message " This software free Trial Period is Over " please buy it
so that i can fool the software code and might get another extended trial period .

#i am so middle class # that i don’t wash my utensils if the maid did not come and want her to do the same next day .

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i am so middle class that i want to buy a Duplicate Rs 3499 Levis, SPykar jeans from Seventymm,99 labels at 75% off than buying an original Denim from Myntra for Rs 400:P

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I m so middle class that I will park my vehicle anywhere to save parking charges.
Dilli mein to loot macha rakhi hai

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I am so middle class that I live in hope all the time. karmas to orignal poster.

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*#IAmSoMiddleClass that when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath
#IAmSoMiddleClass, a toothpaste isn’t over until I’ve entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

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#IAmSoMiddleClass that still i am using wagan R 2001 model
#IAmSoMiddleClass that i have only 47 facebook friend and 21 whatsapp contacts
#IAmSoMiddleClass that i don’t have my own wifi i am using free wifi

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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:

neoman wrote:

Utsav wrote:

Let Them Take Their Time To Understand U Fully…..:P https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif


Now he has taken so many avatars , hottie hottie pyar ho jayega,
Neo neo karte mitra ban jayega .

Still, nobody has time to understand dimers., they think everyone here is loot
Or happy for shit dimes. Market games don’t let them to do the justice with
People came here for sharing.

The person are in the goody get marks and badges and who question them for actions
Or deviating gets the ignorance , warning, negative karma , blames.


Iss thread se permanently ‘suspend’ karne ka ek aur bahana mila….having an opinion.

Reference: Neoman

The hell I don’t agree with your opinion. \gets pichwade pe laat/

cc @ishandon @G"@Gr@h@m@lkene™":http://www.desidime.com/users/...14

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@Mr.A wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i will never buy an antivirus/game/movie/music/ebook even if it is sold for 7 rs and will download it from torrent even it takes 7 hours to find a working link


#iamsuchadimer

I @Troll 24*7 , even if my eyesight is weak.

I don’t give karma to anyone , without any favour

I pledge not to open the trick and still revolt after getting the pm.

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@chotakejriwal wrote:

#IAmSoMiddleClass that still i am using wagan R 2001 model
#IAmSoMiddleClass that i have only 47 facebook friend and 21 whatsapp contacts
#IAmSoMiddleClass that i don’t have my own wifi i am using free wifi


Last one!https://cdn0.desidime.com/smileys/cookie.gif

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@thrifty_indian wrote:


Iss thread se permanently ‘suspend’ karne ka ek aur bahana mila….having an opinion.

Reference: Neoman

The hell I don’t agree with your opinion. \gets pichwade pe laat/

cc @ishandon @G"@Gr@h@m@lkene™":http://www.desidime.com/users/...14


https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif @Magus https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@Achilles wrote:

@Gr@h@m@lkene™ wrote:

@thrifty_indian wrote:


Iss thread se permanently ‘suspend’ karne ka ek aur bahana mila….having an opinion.

Reference: Neoman

The hell I don’t agree with your opinion. \gets pichwade pe laat/

cc @ishandon @G"@Gr@h@m@lkene™":http://www.desidime.com/users/...14


https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif @Magus https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


@Magus are you ready https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


First of all, I don’t understand what @thrifty_indian has written in Hindi. Can you translate it for me? Then I’ll let you know if I’m ready for that or not. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@Magus wrote: First of all, I don’t understand what @thrifty_indian has written in Hindi. Can you translate it for me? Then I’ll let you know if I’m ready for that or not. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


@DimerAbhi please translate for us

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@Achilles wrote:

@Magus wrote: First of all, I don’t understand what @thrifty_indian has written in Hindi. Can you translate it for me? Then I’ll let you know if I’m ready for that or not. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


@DimerAbhi please translate for us


hey bro DP change https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_cool.gif nice

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@ishandon very nice post bro https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_cool.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif Karmas and vu

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@Magus wrote:

@Achilles wrote:

@Gr@h@m@lkene™ wrote:

@thrifty_indian wrote:


Iss thread se permanently ‘suspend’ karne ka ek aur bahana mila….having an opinion.

Reference: Neoman

The hell I don’t agree with your opinion. \gets pichwade pe laat/

cc @ishandon @G"@Gr@h@m@lkene™":http://www.desidime.com/users/...14


https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif @Magus https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


@Magus are you ready https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


First of all, I don’t understand what @thrifty_indian has written in Hindi. Can you translate it for me? Then I’ll let you know if I’m ready for that or not. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

\kicked in the ass(out of DD)/

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@Achilles why did u change ur DP.??

IS It bcoz of the comments u recvd about ur dp https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif ?
Or even u started seeing what kumar started seeing

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@mr.lonely wrote:

@Achilles why did u change ur DP.??

IS It bcoz of the comments u recvd about ur dp https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif ?
Or even u started seeing what kumar started seeing


Kumar was seeing a Bikini in it https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_confused.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Back to ferocious mode so changed the DP https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_cool.gif
https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/322164/medium/2562193achilles.gif?1480990723

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@thrifty_indian wrote:

\kicked in the ass(out of DD)/


Translate the first statement as well. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

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@Achilles wrote:

@mr.lonely wrote:

@Achilles why did u change ur DP.??

IS It bcoz of the comments u recvd about ur dp https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif ?
Or even u started seeing what kumar started seeing


Kumar was seeing a Bikini in it https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_confused.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Back to ferocious mode so changed the DP https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_cool.gif
https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/322172/medium/2562224achilles.gif?1480990727


But where is ur new dp’s 1 eye , 1 ear.
Wher is the other half of the head.

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