#I am so middle class

*#IAmSoMiddleClass that when the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I might spend 50 rs on a Samosa in the food court of a theater but would never buy a $0.99 app from the App store.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when they say ‘Your call is important to us’ I begin to feel important.

#IAmSoMiddleClass That even if I am in a deepsleep I’ll answer ‘Regular’ when the waiter asks ‘Mineral water or Regular water’

#IAmSoMiddleClass That I won’t have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a Lunch Buffet.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I send out a mail from my phone I manually append a ‘Sent from my iPhone 5’

#IamSoMiddleClass I get really sad when someone tells me post a wedding party ‘Arey yaar tumne Jalebi miss kar di, panipuri ke left me thi’

#IAmSoMiddleClass dat when i buy a Crocin, i update my Fb status ‘’Hey! Finally bought a Tablet for myself’’

#IAmSoMiddleClass that i preferred buying a dvd of ‘Mere Dad Ki Maruti’ over ‘Ferrari ki sawaari’.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I go to the mall just to enjoy the air-conditioned environment

#IAmSoMiddleClass this is my laptop*

*#IAmSoMiddleClass that mai sofey pe baith kr TV par aati hui har cheej (news,program) ko dekhkar gaali deta hun…

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I bargain n let 100 rikshaws go till the charges are according to my choice

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I send out a mail from my phone I manually append a ‘Sent from my iPhone 5’

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I’ve kept my college ID photo as my Facebook profile picture.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that when I play cricket I bowl a Middle stump line

#IAmSoMiddleClass I don’t just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping too.

This is what i call a good day at twitter 10+ RT,10+ fav , 6 Replies and 84 followers… #IAmSoMiddleClass that I actually counted that.

#IAmSoMiddleClass, a toothpaste isn’t over until I’ve entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.

#IamSoMiddleClass that i watched Chota-chetan instead of Harry Potter so can tweet about #IAmSoMiddleClass .

#IamSoMIddleClass I tweet this tag even after it has stopped trending.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I still have an Orkut account

#iamsomiddleclass that i dont throw old shirt so that i can use them during Holi and when cutting hair in saloon.

#IAmSoMiddleClass when I’m running out of a soap bar, I take it’s remainder and stick it onto a brand new full soap bar.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I buy Broccoli and Avocados for 300 rupees, but still ask for some Dhaniya free.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I pronounce it ‘Schedule’ and not ‘Skedule’.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that I surf the net for hours, searching for the cheapest Bangkok tour

#IfIWasAtPepsiIPL i would be carrying this poster with me!:P *

*#IAmSoMiddleClass that when my net is about to expire, I’ll make sure every MB is used.

#IAmSoMiddleClass I will full my tank the day petrol price hike is announced

#Iamsomiddleclass that i keep ‘AllOut’ switched on without refilling so that i can fool the mosquitoes.

#IAmSoMiddleClass the pocha used by the baii used to be my favourite t-shirt. Until yesterday.

#IAmSoMiddleClass I don’t remove airline baggage tags from my bag for months after I’ve landed

#IAmsoMiddleClass that i randomly insert numbers in conversations. Eg.. Tujhe 38 baar bola hai, aisa mat kar

#IamSoMiddleClass I dream of buying a pair of Ray-Bans before turning 40.

#IAmSoMiddleClass that buying a 2BHK is the only purpose of my life.

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