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The Pasta Diet
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The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET — IT REALLY WORKS !!
1. You walk pasta da bakery.
2. You walka pasta da candy store.
3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND….
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than
The English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Common courtesy is a small gesture that makes a big difference.
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You Don’t Listen
“Dan belongs to a group of about fifteen teenagers who meet weekly with an older couple just to discuss current issues and how the young people relate to them,” Dan’s father Conway says. “The couple is there to facilitate the conversation. I asked Dan how he liked participating the group.”
The boy spoke in unusually enthusiastic tones. He said he could tell the leaders were genuinely interested in the group by the way they listened so closely to what the young people said.“Dan, I listen to you,” the father said.
“I know, Dad,” the boy said. “But you are always making supper, washing dishes, or doing something else. All you ever say is yes, no, or “I’ll think about it.’ You don’t even listen to me. These people turn and face me and cup their chin in their hand and really listen.” From “The leader in you” by Dale Carnegie
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A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
You know a crazy fact of today’s generation:
Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their fathers…!!!
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Enough is enough !
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I made a diagram to help our new roommate get to know us.
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“May your walls know joy; may every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.”
~ Maryanne Radmacher-Hersey
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This boy hearing first time after birth
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Water wheel carrier
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Rat trap
When the rat enters, the pot changes position to vertical due the weight of rat and rat could not escape.
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