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# ainsa bhi hota hai !
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Poor biker !
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^ Haha very true 
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Delhi Metro ……..
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Bob goes into the gent’s toilet and sees a bloke standing next to the urinal, the bloke has no arms.
Bob wonders to himself how the hell he is going to manage a pi$$.
Bob finishes his piss and starts to leave when the man asks him if he could possibly help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob said, “yeah sure mate I’ll help you out”.
The man asked “could you please unzip my zipper for me.”
The bloke said to Bob, “cheers mate, I really appreciate what you’ve done for me”.
Bob replied, “no problem mate, but what the hell’s up with your parts and hands?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says:
“I don’t know pal, but I’m not touching it!"
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1 angrez Delhi se train me ja rha tha…
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Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha
tha…
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Angrez us se puchta hai yahan
India me konsi jagah ghumne nahi jana chahiye..?
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Aadmi : Punjab, Hariyana, up
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Angrez : Kyun ye teen
bharat me nahi hai kya..?
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Aadmi : Nahi ye khud me
mahabharat hain
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Angrez : oh quite dangerous to
go to these places. . ! !
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(Few Moments later)
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Angrez : How I will come to know kaun sa person is jagah se hai..? ?
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Aadmi : Baitha reh… abhi 9 ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif kara dunga!!!
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Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji
mooch wale aa ke baithe…
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Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye
Hariyanawi hai
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Angrez : Mai baat kaise karu isse ?
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Aadmi : bas tu apni moocho pe taav de, chaudhary khud aa ke
baat karega tujhse…
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Angrez ne waisa hi kiya, moocho pe taav diya…
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Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare angrez ko aur bola : Bina kheti ke hi hal chalawe hai tu bhutni ke, aur wo bhi taau ke saamne..!!.
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Angrez chup !
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Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar ji
aye…
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Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye punjabi hai..
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Angrez : Isse kaise baat karun ?
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Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs pooch 12 baj gaye kya..??
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Angrez ne waisa hi kiya
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Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj gaye kya ?
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Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav,
utha ke patak diya angrez ko . .
Aur bole, oye tennu mai
manmohan singh lag riya c jo kuch bolunga nahi !!!
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Pahle se laal angrez, aur laal ho gaya
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Angrez bola : Bhai Punjab aur Hariyana to samajh aa gaye ab ye
Up ke aadmi se bhi milwa do . . ! !
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Abe elizabeth ki 10wi aulaad… , tujhe itti der se Pitwa kon riyaa hey be !!!
h3. Bus hum hi hai UP se
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pennychaser wrote:*@Mr.A wrote:@
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Ek raat 2 baje bahot tez baarish
ho rahi thi..
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Ghar ki ghanti baji to aadmi ne
gehri neend se uth kar darwaaza
khola.. .
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Darwaaze par bheege huye
Sardar ji khade the..
. . Sardar ji ne aadmi se request
ki:" plz dhakka laga doge
kya.. ??
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. Aadmi neend me tha isiliye
mana kar ke andar aa gaya… Lekin
phir usse guilty feel hua..
Usne socha baarish mein koi meri
help na karta to.. ??
Woh utha, darwaaza
khola aur uss ne awaaz lagaai:"
Kya tumhe ab bhi dhakka chahiye
Sardarji.. ??
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Awaaz aayi:" HAAN"
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. Man:" Theek hai sardarji, lekin tum
ho kahaan.. ?? .
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Sardar bola: "YAHAN GARDEN MEIN
JHULE PAR…………..
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Eco Urinal : To save water
Eco Urinal is designed to use the water that was used for washing hands to flush the urine.
By this process, we don’t have to use water twice after using the urinal. Moreover, it reduces the establishment expenses by optimizing the materials. Upper space of this urinal is made with glass, and it helps to secure a clear view for users.
It also promotes people to keep their sanitation because people need to wash their hands to flush the urine after use.
Designer: Yeongwoo Kim
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This is a good story !!!
On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.
On the third day, he sat down
for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table by candle-light; he put on some soft
background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, 3 cans of sardines, and a
bottle of 2003 Dom Perignon.
When he’d finished eating, he went into each and every room and, as
his sipped the last of the Champagne, deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar and a
sardine into the hollow center of each curtain rod.
He then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
On
the fourth day, the wife came back with her new boyfriend, and at first all was bliss.
Then, slowly,
the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place. Vents
were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned Air fresheners were hung
everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had
to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked! People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house. The
maid quit.
Finally, they couldn’t take the stench any longer, and decided they had to
move, but a month later – even though they’d cut their price in half – they couldn’t find a buyer
for such a stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return
their calls.
Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of
money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Then the ex called the woman and asked how things
were going.
She told him the saga of the rotting house.
He listened politely and said that he missed
his old home terribly and would be willing to reduce his divorce settlement in exchange for
having the house.
Knowing he could have no idea how bad the smell really was, she agreed on a
price that was only 1/10 th of what the house had been worth … but only if he would sign the
papers that very day.
He agreed, and within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed
paperwork.
A week later the woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving
company pack everything to take to their new home … and to spite the ex-husband, they even took
the curtain rods!
I love a happy ending, don’t you?
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