How It’s Made – Hot Dogs

Rubber Bands vs. Watermelon

H is silent in heir, honest, hour and honour. It is not silent in hotel.

“I and my friend” is wrong.
It should be “My friend and I”.

Facade is pronounced as fuh-sahd
(It means “the front of a building, especially an imposing or decorative one”)

It’s wrong to say “She speaks well, isn’t it?”.
It should be: “She speaks well, doesn’t she?”

Other examples: “You like music, don’t you?”
“You don’t like music, do you?”

I’m using the last 2% of my phone’s battery to post this. Let it not have died in vain!

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The girl I’m dating lives with her brother. I went over to her house yesterday, found this note taped to the toilet seat.

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Number One Idiot.

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre.

Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.

I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.

I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

Number Two Idiot.

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s.

They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them.

It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Number Three Idiot.

A man, wanting to rob a down town Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, Put all your money in this bag.

While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window.

So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.

She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, OK? And left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

Number Four Idiot.

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.

He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.

Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.

He immediately mailed in his $40.

Number Five Idiot.

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.

After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, because I don’t believe you are over 21.

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn’t believe him.

At this point, the robber took his driver’s license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.

The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag.

The robber then ran from the store with his loot.

The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.

They arrested the robber two hours later.

Idiot Number Six.

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, nobody move!?

When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Idiot Number Seven.

Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.
He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.

So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious.
It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.

The whole event was caught on videotape.

Stay Alert! They walk among us … they Reproduce … they Vote and I’m sure that many of them hold elected offices.

Three-year-old girl dangles by her NECK from fourth floor window grill after parents left her alone to go to work in China

Firefighters freed Chyou Wang after passersby heard her cries
She had climbed onto the grill designed to stop burglars before slipping
Saved from four storey fall when her head became trapped between bars