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Two NC State football players sat with a student who was eating alone during lunch
Sometimes breakdowns are so important in your life that you come to know your hidden potentials."
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Head in the toilet – Just For Laughs
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Girls Shocking Mind set on Rich and Poor Real Video
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What deep thinkers men are… I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’.
The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’.
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say,
“You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case.
Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai…..
Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai… par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai…
Boyfriend- Today I am tensed, got fired from job, got disowned from home, mood is also off.
Girlfriend- Acha! Leave all that, look here!!
h4. My new chappals !
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won’t move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Full of anger, the blonde replies: "You fool, you idiot, how on earth could you ask such a question? I’m not stupid you know!
Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.
Boyfriend- Today I am tensed, got fired from job, got disowned from home, mood is also off.
Girlfriend- Acha! Leave all that, look here!!
My new chappals !
Husband Apni Saas Se Bat Karta Hai:
Apki Beti Mein To Hazaron Kamiyan Hain
Saas:
Haan Beta, Isi Vajah Se To Use Achcha Ladka Nahi Mila
Husband Shock
Saasu Maa Rocks..
A man asked an artist : How do you make such beautiful things from stone..??
He replied : Beauty is already hidden there, I just remove extra stone.
Your happiness is hidden within yourself.
Just remove your worries…!!!
""NASHA""
"Mohabbat"ka ho,
“SHARAB” ka ho,
,ya ,
“WHAT’S APP”ka ho,
Hosh tino me Kho jata hai,
Fark sirf itna hai ki,
“SHARAB” Sulati hai,
"MOHABBT"Rulati hai,
,Aur,
“WHAT’S APP” Dosto ki yaad Dilati hei.! 🙋
एक आदमी का बाप मर गया । वो बिलकुल नहीं रोया ।
माँ मरी । अब भी नहीं रोया ।
बहन मरी । भाई मरा । फ़िर
भी नहीं रोया ।
लेकिन बीबी मरी..तो फ़ूट फ़ूटकर
रोया ।
लोगों को बङी हैरत हुयी ।
अजीब आदमी है । माँ । बाप ।
भाई । बहन किसी के मरने पर एक आँसू तक नहीं निकला । बीबी के मरने पर बिलख बिलखकर रो रहा है ।.. तब
उस आदमी ने कहा ।
मुझे गलत मत समझो । भाईयो ।
जब बाप मरा । तो बाप की उमर वाले
लोगों ने कहा ।
चिंता न करो । हम तुम्हारे बाप के
समान हैं ( यानी खुद को अनाथ मत समझो । )
माँ के मरने पर भी उस उमर की औरतों ने ऐसा ही कहा । भाई के मरने पर । बहन के मरने पर । मुझे ये भी दूसरे मिल गये ।..
पर बीबी के मरने पर..किसी एक भी औरत ने यह
नहीं कहा । चिंता न करो । मैं तुम्हारी बीबी के समान हू
क्रोध का अपना पुरा खानदान है :-
क्या आप जानते है ?
:•~ क्रोध की एक लाडली बहन है – जिद ॥
:•~ क्रोध की पत्नी है – हिंसा ॥
:•~ क्रोध का बडा भाई है – अहंकार ॥
:•~ क्रोध का बाप जिससे वह डरता है – भय ॥
:•~ क्रोध की बेटीयां है – निंदा और चुगली ॥
:•~ क्रोध का बेटा है – वैर ॥
:•~ इस खानदान की नकचढी बहू है – इर्ष्या ॥
:•~ क्रोध की पोती है – घ्रृणा ॥
:•~ क्रोध की मां है – उपेक्षा ॥
तो क्रोध के खानदान से हमेंशा दॣर रहिये….. धन्यवाद
s that a deer on the side of the road?
No, actually; it’s a robot planted by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, and on Saturday morning a Florida man pulled over, got out of his car, and shot it, prompting police officers to emerge from a nearby hiding spot and charge him with shooting deer during closed season, discharging a firearm from a roadway, and taking deer from a right-of-way.
“He crossed a ditch and walked up toward the fence carrying a rifle,” the report stated. “He placed the rifle on the fence to steady himself and shot at the replica,” hitting it in the neck.
The man was arrested , saying he knew that hunting season was closed and that shooting deer from a roadway is illegal, and was released Sunday after posting $1,120 in bonds. He will appear in court December 12, facing a year in jail and $2,500 in fines if convicted.
The FWC often installs fake deer where illegal deer-harvesting is suspected. The most severe charge a hunter can incur by shooting one is a third-degree felony for firing across a fence line, called trespassing by projectile and offering a maximum sentence of five years in prison plus $5,000 in fines.
“It does help,” said FWC Officer Jeffrey Babauta. “Once word gets out that there is a fake deer out there, it deters the bad hunting.”